The WHY's Of Men  

rm_tornado9923 50M
4 posts
10/20/2005 12:13 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The WHY's Of Men

The Whys of Men:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Have a fun nite

)
JD


DesiresMoreOften 60F  
168 posts
10/20/2005 12:38 pm

those are very funny ......but we all know women need men for alot more than just those 8 reasons.....lol


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
10/20/2005 1:32 pm

That was great! Will read it to my class tomorrow.....1 man, the rest women.


screwmeovernout 59M

10/20/2005 1:56 pm

why is a woman asshole and vagina so close together. ( so you can pick em up a tote em like a six pack.)


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