The Penis Raise  

rm_tornado9923 50M
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10/17/2005 10:12 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Penis Raise

Subject: RAISE
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in
salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor;
I work at great depths;
I plunge head first into everything I do;
I do not get weekends off or public
holidays;
I work in a damp environment;
I don't get paid overtime;
I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation;
I work in high temperatures;
My work exposes me to contagious diseases .

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and
considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for
the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight;
You fall asleep on the job after brief work
periods;
You do not always follow the orders of the
management team;
You do not stay in your allocated position
and often visit other areas;
You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working;
You leave the workplace rather messy at the
end of your shift;
You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing;
You'll retire well before reaching 65;
You're unable to work double shifts;
You sometimes leave your allocated position
before you have completed the day's work;
And if that weren't all, you have been seen
constantly entering and
leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management


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