Fun with your cock!  

rm_tornado9923 50M
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10/31/2005 9:13 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Fun with your cock!

Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer
decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the
barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk.

I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of
chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.
Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take
your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a
chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward
the Hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!-
Kenny nails every hen in the hen house- three or four
times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen,
sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees
Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again
- WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and
pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his
expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough,
the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find
Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard.
vultures are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and
expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I
told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down,
now look what you've done to yourself."

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in
the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer".


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