lame joke of the day  

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
2973 posts
10/15/2005 12:31 am

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lame joke of the day

A man is walking the streets of Las Vegas and is approached by a prostitute. She says "You want a hand job? $500.00."
"$500.00 for a hand job? Are you crazy?!"
She says "Hey! See that resturaunt down the block?"
"Yeah. So."
She says "That's my resturaunt, paid for free and clear. I own six total, all paid for with money earned by giving $500.00 hand jobs. Because I'm the best in Vegas."
"Alright." he agrees. "Let's check out this $500.00 hand job."
They go to her room, and he recieves his service. He is almost rendered unconcious by her actions, it's so amazing. He is absolutely blown away with this, feeling that it was not only worth the money, but that it was better than most sex he's had.
As he collects himself on the edge of the bed, he says "Damn! That was good. How much for a blow job?"
"A grand."
"A grand! You kinding me? How can oral be worth a grand?"
She stands by the window, smoking a cigarette and says to the weak kneed john "Hey. Come here. See that casino over there? It's mine. I own 4 here in Vegas and 2 more in Atlantic City. All paid for by 1000 dollar blow jobs. Because I'm the best."
He decides to check it out, and forks over the grand. After getting the best head he's ever gotten, he regains conciousness, and again finds the prostitute near the window. He's feeling more satisfied than ever before, and even though his funds are running low, he says "Wow! that was amazing! How much for some pussy?"
"Come over here. Look out this window. You see the skyline? all the buildings, hotels, casinos?"
"Whoa! You own all of Las Vegas?" he asks.
"No, but if I had a pussy I would."

daligala02 68M

10/15/2005 5:18 am

perfectly reasonable...

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/15/2005 11:42 am

Too funny....that was great!!! Hey thanks for the visit...this is the first time I've visited your blog, so I think I will settle in for a bit and have a read...catch up to speed.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

dasher121 36M

10/16/2005 6:03 pm

hahaha good stuff good stuff

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
10/17/2005 10:27 pm

Fantastic - I Love testing male's hetro-egos to the limit, this one sure does that.

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