lame joke of the day  

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
2973 posts
10/10/2005 9:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

lame joke of the day

Ten year old Jake and his friend are playing with their video games in Jakes room when his friend notices a large jar of money on his headboard. His friend jumps on the bed, eyes wide, grabs the jar and exclaims "Wow! Is this all yours?"
Jake, uninterested in his friends new finding calmly says "Yeah. Its mine."
His friend says "Let's go buy some new video games!"
"Nah." says Jake.
"Let's go buy some candy and Ice cream!"
"No." says Jake, still not looking up from his video game.
"Well, what are you going to do with it?" asks the friend.
"I'm going to buy some tampons."
Confused, the friend says "What are you going to do with those?"
Jake puts down his video game controller, stands up with excitement and says "Man, don't you ever watch TV? If you buy some tampons, you can go horse back riding, snow mobiling, jet skiing, diving..."

Okay, Okay. I ripped off an old commercial that never made it to the air waves. But I do think it's a pretty good joke.

Care to share any you've heard lately?

rm_dandth 47M/38F
173 posts
10/10/2005 6:03 pm


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