What does a Comment Whore want for Christmas  

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
2973 posts
11/25/2005 1:02 am

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What does a Comment Whore want for Christmas

Well it's merely hours away from the start of the official christmas shopping season, and tires has had his list made out to santa for months now.

What do you all want for christmas this year. Or better yet..

Who do you want for christmas this year?

So come on over here, sit on tires lap, and tell me who on this web site you would most like to find under your christmas tree. If you feel like you've been good, pick a couple.

Comment whore weekend continues tommorow after I get off work, so blog on, and I hope everyone had a gret holiday dinner.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/25/2005 6:12 pm

How was work today Tires? I didn't have to work, but I took a ride to the office...just cuz I thought maybe I might go in for a little bit....but not a soul was there...so I turned around and went back home. When you get a chance... go check Trav's blog...find the one that has 208+ comments... ya can't miss it...then go to the very last page...should be pg 9...then, if ya feel like it...mosey on over to my blog and see my new post.

You've got some dandy questions and comments goin on in your Comment whore series...I've been havin fun reading them...and of course commenting too.

Hope you had a good day...and a better evening. C'ya...round the block... Slide
{=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 6:27 pm

Oh Jez, you're entitled to as many as you want my dear. Cuz you've been good in all the wrong, er, right ways.

tires


carebearluv2 42F

11/25/2005 7:28 pm

I think Jez or Barbiebunny would make really fun playmates! As far as men, there hasn't been one that has crossed my path yet that I have just had to have. He's still out there and I am still waiting...


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 7:52 pm

carebear - yes indeed. i agree. although if i were not married and faithful, i'd buy a tree big enough to fit them under with room to spare for you. if i were single, i don't think santa leaves anything for comment whores anyway.

tires


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 9:03 pm

I'm watching and learning, watching and learning.

*feeling of watching a master at work*


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 9:06 pm

so hey, what's the deal, are we gonna work out this tires-carebear- jez- bunz thing or what?


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 9:15 pm

BTW, You know Jez, this whole weekend won't be a success with out a visit from Trav. Is it appropraite for an up and coming comment whore like myself to invite him over? I only have 48 hours left!


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/25/2005 9:16 pm

    Quoting womenlooking4fun:
    slidein....trav is the KING of the comment whores.....

    [okay,so I am his queen,what is your point??? LOL]
Very true...Trav is the king...I didn't really have a point...was mostly just being bored and silly. Guess I sorta got caught up in all the excitement...Tires havin his thing...Trav havin his thing... and so since I have no life...I bounce in and out of here and there...leaving little sprinkles of Slide nonsense....or sometimes not..sometimes I think (I hope) I say valid stuff too. Course I know at times I go on and on and on.....I sometimes have a hard time just getting it out. Ya know? I wish I could be more like some and formulate the right things to say in a shorter amount of time. Anyway...Happy belated Thanksgiving to you both and I hope it was great. Slide...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 9:54 pm

[size 3}
Hey tits and tires

I put up a new photo just fer you honey so you can see what old Aunt Pat looks like. Here is a better description if your interested let me know.

425 pounds

Bald wears wig - short mostly but can wear long if you want to pull my hair in the throws of passion. (just be mindful of the ceiling fan would not want to break my neck cause long hair got caught up in there)

One good eye and one glass eye (remind me to tell ya the story there)

Huge honker nose with a wart

Toothless cause I left my dentures on some dudes nightstand

Giraffe neck with 3 double will that would make it triple chins

Saggy boobs that well it looks like they got ran over by MY TIRES

and A wooden leg good thing bout that is I don't get herpes I get termites easy to get rid of.

Let me know if your interested? MUHAAAAAA


sorroWind_eol 32M
92 posts
11/25/2005 10:02 pm

Well,I'd like a couple or two....can can I? Ooooo please...! Thank u,thank U!

A lot of great blogers...women blogers that is: Bela , Sweetest_Sin_Jez , Mzhunyhole , asianlady4love , frogger1995, and many many more. 5-a good no.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 10:53 pm

425 lbs. - more cusion for the pushing, baby. it works for me.
i'm bald too, just one more thing we'll have in common.
can i use the glass eye when i play marbles with my nephew?
big noses mean big hooties, right?
toothless, that's okay. my grandpa willed his dentures to me when he died, and i ain't using 'em, so...
triple chin. huh. i got nothin'
wait til THESE TIRES roll over your boobage, baby
I'm a baseball fan, so maybe we can dress up that leg to look like a louisville slugger. maybe put a Rod Carew autograph on it or something. That would look purty.

I'm all ready to meet with ya Aunt Pat. I'll bring some de-con incase your leg gets infested or something. I'll also throw the dentures and some fixodent in the glove box. And maybe some windex, too, to clean up that eye. wanna party naked with me, Aunt Pat?

yours truly,
bald tires


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/26/2005 12:39 am

OMG Tires.. your comments to Aunt Pat... f**n funny. Message for ya in the same old you know where. C'ya... Slide.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/26/2005 12:58 am


Dear Tires,

TravelinsAuntPat
Well see there is this whole glass eyeball story that is sad. See the day before Thanksgiving I went shopping. Cause see I don't do the day after thing cause someone would die and it is not me. Back to the story. I was hobbling along on my one good leg and all of a sudden my wooden leg got stuck in the floor drain on isle 13 you know over by the depends garments and enema's and stuff. Well low n behold I went flying into the rack my glass eyeball went flying across the store rolled down into another drain pipe and whooosh gonem, right down the old crapper.

So I hollared out for help and the only person who came to my aid was one of the Walmart door greeters with dementia. He pulled me up and then called me Barbara and asked me where his pink bunny foo foo was. I just rolled my one eye and hobbled off in search of a replacement for my glass eye. I searched high and low and I finally settled on one of those large oversized gumballs out of the gum machine in the front of the store. So now I have one blue eye and one yellow eye. Darndest thing keeps happening every time I sneeze this huge bubble comes flying out of my eye socket.

It is strange life I lead for sure but with food stamps and government cheese I forge on daily. When those run out I am in big trouble.
Love Aunt Pat

P.s. where ya plan on taking me for first date?


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/26/2005 1:25 am

AuntPat - I was thinking about the tractor pulls, but you've probably already been "taken" there before,
so then i thought about bowling. can you bowl with a wooden leg?
we could also go play putt putt golf if you want to get together this weekend. that would be my first choice, since i have a coupon and it expires on wednesday.


MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
11/26/2005 7:20 am

OMG..i laugh so hard at this stuff i almost had my first orgasm in nearly 5 weeks!! Tires you two (Pat) shouldn't reproduce if you do get lucky enough to actually get them dates! The world just ain't ready for all that!! LOL.. thanks for rolling my way and being so damn, sweet. The encouragment has been helpful..and Dawne has agreed to add a brother to the mix if he can push the button on the camera, with his pecker, while keeping U/us laughing.


MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
11/26/2005 7:27 am

See you had me laughing too hard to answer the Question..since yer hitched, it would take at least three others to be as entertaining as you are. So my pick would be wizard_10k, cumoncowboy, and MASTERNIVANA, for the male picks..and my female picks are, Dawne, Dawne, and did i mention my Sister, Dawne? LOL


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/26/2005 9:58 am

HEY I THOUGHT I WOULD BE SOMEONE'S PICK FOR THE TREE. OF COURSE WHAT KIND OF TREE WOULD YOU PUT ME UNDER?

TIRES - THE LAST TIME I WENT TO THE TRACTOR PULLS I GOT ROAD RASH FROM THEM PULLING ME AROUND THE ARENA TO SHOW OFF THE NEW HEMI IN THE DODGE RAM. YOU TALK ABOUT PAIN.

I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE WE COULD HIT THE SOUP LINE FOR AN EARLY DINNER AND THEN GO CATCH A RUN OF THE FLICK
"ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW" BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY 3 TICKETS FOR ME I TAKE UP A LOT OF ROOM IN THE THEATER.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/26/2005 10:30 am

MamChelle - I thnk Santa would be more than glad to leave you three under the tree.
And tell you Sis that as far as the brother thing... I'm in. I CAN work the camera with my pecker, but only cuz I've been practicing now for the last two hours. (I'll send you guys an 8x10 glossy)

tires


MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
11/26/2005 11:13 pm

LMAo..okay brother! Looking for it soon!


rm_MamCsDawne 46F
218 posts
11/27/2005 5:02 am

omg what has my sis been up to now.. *shakes head... she is such a perve.. she needs to remember ( there are some places a sis dont go) and this sis isnt much one for crossin that line.. sorry tires.. just cant do that.. (what was the question again?)


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/27/2005 8:34 am

MamChelle and MamCsDawne - I've got the photo technique down. Am looking forward to our first shoot. Oh wait! I don't know if I can still do it turgid?! I'll get back to you guys. I got go. Got some practicing to do. *Wish me luck*


rm_MamCsDawne 46F
218 posts
11/27/2005 3:09 pm

luck to tires


carebearluv2 42F

11/27/2005 7:59 pm

Tires, we have to talk to Santa to see if he arrange our happy little foursome. Besides the mall, do you know where else we can find him?? Seems we may also need some plane tickets, batteries and food products such as chocolate sauce..yum! Let me know if you find him!


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/28/2005 9:20 pm

ready?

It's a BIG list...

but...

I've been real (badly) good

to start:

womenlooking4fun

sizzle364



4nik8_4u

ambersolaire

expatbrit49

plano69

TTFN


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