The New Drive Thru  

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
2973 posts
2/5/2006 8:57 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The New Drive Thru

Two guys are on their way home from work and the one driving says "Hey, I've got to stop by the bank to make a deposit. You mind?"

"No, I guess not. Wait a minute, we got our paychecks eight days ago."

"Yeah, so?"

"You're just as broke as I am. How are you going to make a deposit?"

"Check this out!"

As the two pull the car up to the machine, the passenger looks out the driver's side window to see the most unique ATM he's ever seen. It has a huge face with a squishy mouth for male customers to enjoy. Before he can even say anything to his friend, the driver has his pants around his ankles and is going at it with the machine. The machine then starts moaning and vibrating and speaking dirty to him. He keeps thrusting and thrusting away until he shoots his load in the machine, which promptly spits out a receipt.

"Wow! I've never seen one of those before. Are they new?"

"This one's been here for a few weeks, I guess."

"That's amazing!"

"You wanna give it a try?" asked the driver.

"Sure, I guess. But don't expect me to talk that dirty to you."

sideline1968 48F

2/5/2006 7:15 pm


Funny Tires, funny.

But wouldn't it be rather hard to talk dirty with ones mouth full of cock?

carebearluv2 42F

2/5/2006 8:05 pm

LMAO! You are certifiably crazy wonder I like you so much!

AlbertPrince 58M

2/6/2006 1:49 am

LOL My kind of joke

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
2/7/2006 4:03 pm



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