The Christmas Psycho  

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
2973 posts
12/2/2005 10:10 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Christmas Psycho

It's that time of year, and here in blogville, I've seen alot of peeps sharing stories of christmas past, plans for this season, telling us all what they want, what they'll probably get, what they didn't get..... blah blah blah

I know someone. We all know this person. This person is a shape-shifter I think. Because she (this shape-shifter usually takes the shape of a women) has shown up in every city in the country, so much so that we've all seen her at one time or another. In fact, she may live next door to you right now! Or maybe you're related!

It's the Christmas Psycho.

You know her, don't ya?

She usually breaks out the decorations the day after thanksgiving, about four hours before normal people get out of bed. Even before the Wally World opens for their big sales. But she has to get up that early to get everything decorated. Because the Christmas Psycho doesn't just put up a tree. The Christmas Psycho has to set up the Christmas silverware, the Christmas plates, the Christmas tablecloths, the Christmas wreath, the Christmas napkins, the Christmas toilet paper, the Christmas curtains, the Christmas welcome mat, the Christmas litter box, the Christmas shower curtain, the Christmas couch, the Christmas card holder, the Christmas candles, the Christmas photo's of the kids, the Christmas filing cabinet, the Christmas coffee pot, the Christmas garbage can, the Christmas cat, the Christmas calendar, the Christmas chia pet, the Christmas remote control for the Christmas TV, the Christmas lamp shades, the Christmas hub caps on the car, the Christmas mouse pad, the Christmas clock, the Christmas shampoo and conditioner....

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with these people. I'm all about being enthusiastic about something, I'm not anti Christmas or anything, really I'm not. I like Christmas. I decorate our house to, but not like this. I just have a hard time getting a grip on the concept of putting that much time, energy, money, and devotion into one day.

One day. For me, I'm going to put that kind of energy into something that I can enjoy at least six or eight months out of the year.

I used to work for a guy whose wife was not only a Christmas Psycho, but she also had an endless supply of cash to fuel her desires. This women had a room in their house that was called Santa's Room. If you were a guest in their home, even if it was May or June, you would be shown Santa's Room. I'm not exaggerating when I say that this woman had at least $50,000.00 in Santa Claus dolls in this room. In fact, she would let you know, wether you asked or not, that a couple of them cost her more than what you made in the last two months. (Did I mention... she did the books) Santa Claus dolls had their own room. And it was painted red, of course.

Again, I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with these people... I just don't get it.

But, the worst part about the Christmas Psycho, is what she has her husband do to the yard.

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
12/2/2005 11:57 pm

Ya see, a shape shifter! I knew it!

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/3/2005 2:11 am

Tires..I had an ex-co worker who is just like fact...every friggin holiday....she had all the fix'ns to do up her house and yard and that ain't all... you had to "listen" to her go on and on and on and on...about all the "work" it is....many times I and some of the other co-workers would say (nicely of course).."Well, Kathy...sounds to me/ you are complaining just a wee you really feel that you "have" to do all this..???" and she always get's this look on her face like "oh shit..I'm complaining, cuz I really don't want to do it" kinda of a look...then she does a complete turn around and just "gushes" over how much she loves it and how good it all looks...and on and on and on.

This chick is such a moron....I've got ton's of Kathy stories.... in I think I'll start a weekly Kathy day....and share with everyone how stupid this chick is. Neurotic doesn't even begin to cover the explanations on that one. After having worked with her for over 11 years....and Monday thru Friday...listening to all her stuff.. you can bet I've a ton of stories that will just amaze people... stuff that makes you wonder how they managed to survive. LOL...

ooooh.. the Mistress is feeling a little

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

TravelinsAuntPat 50F

12/3/2005 3:23 am


Auntie Pat is a decorater and she lovesssss her some Santa Claus!!

(Auntie Pat still believes in Santa Claus for real)

but she is not going to give him his own room. She Auntie Pat has two more teenagers that are in the next 2 years going to be grown and gone. Her oldest just moved out last month. I am finally getting my spare rooms back and I can think of 20,000 ways to decorate but giving Santa his own room won't be happening.

And the thought of wiping my hindend with Rudolph toilet paper makes me blush.....

Tires where have you been. It has been days since I have heard from you. HMMMP see Auntie Pat post's her picture and you just run off. Hope your having a great weekend.
Auntie Pat

bardicman 50M

12/3/2005 8:02 am

Hmmm I used to be the Christmas Psyco outside house man. The more lights on the house the better.

I am not dead yet

MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
12/3/2005 6:07 pm

Dawne is only part psyco, she had us all up at the crack of dawn (oh hehee well?) getting her tree set up and decorated! Now i am not a total humbug but could have showed her a better place for some ornaments that early in the morning...and now she has a whole damn Christmas village setting everywhere... and i tried to tell her that this year wasn't into it! At least after she dominated me too help her, she let me go to my room. lol This one is soo looking forward to New Years!!

(And Tires that card idea got Dawne and Master Daves approval, so you will have it soon as we can get it done..maybe next shoot we do.)

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
12/3/2005 6:39 pm

MamChelle - too cool. I look forward to it.

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/3/2005 8:27 pm

Heheh, yeah tires, it does apply, at least this year.

Become a member to create a blog