rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
2973 posts
11/23/2005 11:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Stupid sayings you never want to hear again!

That is the topic for this episode.

I once knew someone who had essentially become known for one thing and one thing only. Saying the same thing over and over and over again. I mean for years. And this weekend is the anniversary of this saying. Why, you ask? Because thursday is thanksgiving, and for some people that means football. More spcifically it means Lions football. And that is where this is going, folks. Because every year, this individual said not once, not twice, but usually at least a dozen times, "Betting against Detroit on Thanksgiving is like betting against Santa Claus on Christmas!"

It got to be the running joke to the point that others would place bets in the morning, wagering on how many times he would say it before the game ended.

I don't remember the count, but it was up there.
So here it is...

Do you know someone that needs to learn a new line?

Or tell me a joke, or who you have a crush on in this site, how many shoes you own, the color of your carpet, shaved or not, your pin number, or any useless trivia. It's all good for this weekend and this weekend only.

Comment whore weekend continues!

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/24/2005 12:07 am

3 senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Nellie immediately had a stroke.

Then Betty also had a stroke.

But Patsy, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a

"I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait! a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...... He's naked, too!!! The bitch!"

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth." "Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....."

I don't know anyone who says the same thing over and over and over again...but I am sure it is funny....I have too many pairs of shoes...but only wear my flip flops...yes there is a man on this site I talk with on yahoo who is gone hunting...but we haven't met yet...soon I carpet is a light camel/tanish....Shaved..for the last 18+ pin number is ######...and I have to make coleslaw for dinner tomorrow and I don't want to.....but I will and dammit it'll be awesome...cuz I'm a damn good cook...except you don't really cook coleslaw.
And..that's all I got...for ya...this round of Comment Whore Weekend.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

tillerbabe 56F

11/24/2005 1:18 am

Slide.. Yer killin' me!
OK I "got" one:

Little Jimmy and Little Johnny:
Little Jimmy and Little Johnny were brothers and decided they were going to pick a cuss word and use it in a sentance the next day. Johnny picked "HELL" and Jimmy picked "ASS".
The next day @ breakfast their Mother asked them if they wanted Cheerios;
Johnny saw his chance to use his chosen word and said,
"HELL yeah! I want some Cheerios!" His mother immediately backhanded him, knocking him on the floor and sent him to his room crying.
Jimmy's mother then asked Jimmy, "Do you have anything to say Mister?"
And Jimmy replied:
"You bet yer ASS,... I don't want any fuckin CHEERIOS!"

Happy Thanksgiving sweetie! {=}

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/24/2005 1:41 am

LMFAO!!! Those are all wonderful ladies! If you only knew how good it feels for a comment whore to have such wonderful Johns. Or is that Joans?

bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 3:09 am

Who do I have a crush on.... Hmmmmmmm


I am not dead yet

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/24/2005 3:23 am

Yo...Tires... I'm pimpin ya out big time... I put a link to your blog...with strict orders for everyone to come and comment to their hearts content.

After dealership people gotta stick together..

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/24/2005 1:43 pm

slide - I can think of know one sweeter to be pimped out by! you're a goddess!


(does it make you feel a little bit dirty, though?)

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/24/2005 3:18 pm

bardicman - aren't they hot?


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