the wine bottle and the coat hanger  

rm_texasmermaid 46F
1179 posts
6/8/2006 7:18 pm

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6/18/2006 1:26 pm

the wine bottle and the coat hanger


Ever have one of those days???

yesterday was one of them....

After a long day at work where it seemed if not for bad luck I would have none...contuined on my way home..... I stoped at the store for a much needed bottle...big bottle of wine...thats all nothing else....well I got out to the car and what do I discover...my fucking keys locked inside....yup....so here I am standing in 98 degree heat looking around the parking lot for some guy that looks like he knows how to break in to cars... well after about 2 seconds of that I decided to try the store (really needing the A/C by now)so I walk through the parking lot looking like a fool carring my cell pjhone and a bottle of wine in a plastic bag, I left my purse in the car.......anyway I am hopeing maybe I will get lucky and find a check out boy that can help. The store manager said she would ask one of them but they have no wire coat hangers, she helpfully suggest I walk down to the drycleaners 5 doors down and get a coat hanger... so off I go carring my wine.....looking like a compleate fool once again..... now I am walking back to the store carring not only a wine bottle but a wire hanger also...of couse it says...'we love our customers" in bright red.....well let me tell you ..people where staring like they had never seen a girl walking around with a bottle of wine and a coat hanger ...Anyway now I am standing out in the parking lot with the check-out boy trying to break into my car...holding a bottle of wine......thank god I didnt have a bag of tampons well he couldnt do it and I remembered I had AAA *shaking head* 45 minutes later I am in my car...well not after waiting for the driver..I had to wait outside and the only place to sit was on a pile of mulch bags...so here I am driving home with hives alover my legs...see I am allergic to much it seems... I get home and I am itching all over...and what do I notice next..I started my period......gawd.......what a day.....then I am doing wash later that evening...and I wash my fav. pillow that I have for years....and now what great thing happens.....I now have feathers all over the inside of my brand new washer.....my pillow blew-up...... and guess what the warranty dosnt cover feather explosions...so how did I finish the evening....well by finishing the bottle of wine of course...... so how was your day


sweet4jack 51M

6/15/2006 5:41 pm

Bummer day! sorry it was sooo bad, wish I was there I could have gotten the car open in seconds. If it makes ya feel better I had two of three major deals fall apart today but now I'm drowning them in some scotch and seltzer on ice. how very nice. . .
BTW nice tat bet that hurt huh? Hope tomorrow turns out great! Jack.

Jack SO NOT in a box!


Spiker151 58M

6/15/2006 4:49 pm

That was just totally shocking! I didn't know that they sold wine in Texas. I just thought it was either LoneStar or Bud!

Hope your next day was better!


piercednshavedmn 52M
4579 posts
6/13/2006 1:20 pm

Gawd Mer

Thought I had a bad day yesterday. I got called into the wood shed by my boss for being to harsh with people that weren't doing their jobs. Here is wishing us both a better day today

MJ


turq6969 70M
553 posts
6/13/2006 11:15 am

Sorry to hear you had a bad day Mer. I actually had a good day that same day. It was yesterday that was a bad day, but I getting over the bad day today. I should stop on my way home from school tonight and pickup a bottle of wine to complete getting over yesterday's bad day.

Peace and Love,
Turq

Peace and Love,
Turq


rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
6/12/2006 6:28 pm

But ya know babe... wine makes ya pretty.... Just one question... does it only make you pretty when you drink it?... OR does the pretty come when you're walking around carrying the bottle in a sack?!~


NGs_lady 64F
762 posts
6/12/2006 3:59 pm

I have had a wonderful few days with a friend from this site wickedeasy. Today she left to go home and I have the blues.

Hugs

NGs_lady / Lady Stee


corvairguy 65M

6/11/2006 10:11 pm

I have had a couple of those days. Thankfully they were far apart.

I can sympathize with you, (would like to do more), if the washer drain is plugged, you might check on your house insurance.

PS. I sometimes do house calls. Shhhhhh


PineyFolks 59M/59F

6/11/2006 6:10 am

Sure Mer, would love to...NOT lmao. Now the wine sure thing but the feathers, Im allergic....*chuckles*

neorn


justaguy441000 55M
18 posts
6/9/2006 6:52 pm

lol this was good for a laugh hehe which made my day better....thanks.....hugs tomorrows got to be better!!!!!!!! right!!


PineyFolks 59M/59F

6/8/2006 7:26 pm

God I can't help it Mer that's just fucking hilarious and I promise in a couple of days it will be to you as well. *still chuckling*

Neorn


rm_texasmermaid replies on 6/9/2006 8:55 am:
LOL so you wanna come over for a glass of wine....and help me pick feathers out of the washer

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