For the Women>>>>>SAFE SEX  

rm_texasmermaid 46F
1179 posts
1/3/2006 2:00 pm

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For the Women>>>>>SAFE SEX

If you, like me, believe in practising safe sex, or you have a fetish for well-equipped men, youve probably been in the situation where none of the standard condoms will fit.

What a nuisance!

There you are, horny as hell, and the condom wont roll over the head of that magnificent dick without breaking.

What to do?

1) Take two un-used condoms. Roll them out. Cut a slit from edge to top in each one of them. Hang them on your lovers dick, and tape them securely together with duct tape.

2) If youre lover is REALLY well-endowed, this might not be sufficient, either. In that case, take a plastic grocery bag, and put your lovers erect dick in this. And please note, that even though a paper bag is more environment-friendly, they will dissolve from the combined fluids of his dick and your vagina, and are therefor NOT to be recommended in this case. Wrap duct tape around the base of the dick and around his back, to secure the plastic bag in place.


rm_elf692000 60M
2 posts
4/15/2006 7:01 am

I have penis envy if their cock is that big. LOL

smokingdood 50M
2 posts
1/19/2006 1:12 pm

well lost for words but cool

rm_na197930 39M

1/16/2006 7:30 pm


rm_tommee19 59M

1/16/2006 1:54 pm

You have a great, but somwwhat warped, sense of humor. I love it...

NEsailor 69M

1/14/2006 2:06 pm

With duct tape ya gotta remember to use plenty of WD40 for lube!

rm_texasmermaid 46F
738 posts
1/11/2006 10:04 am

Oh *blushing* why thank you halo......

BTW I dont see your halo.....or do you really have horns?


rm_halo596 50M

1/10/2006 6:54 pm

Your absolutly hillarious and adorible plus dirty minded.

rm_texasmermaid 46F
738 posts
1/4/2006 10:38 am

reisa you made me spit my icetea out!! Too Funny g/f!

Yeah? You know from experiance mrm?????? *weg*

Fumpy we could use the saran wrap for other stuff.....*BS*

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
1/4/2006 6:12 am

wouldnt saran wrap be easier? it clings to everything!

rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
1/4/2006 1:31 am

Mer...what sort of meds did the doctor give you for that fever hun?!

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