Son- In-Law  

rm_texasgal1978 45F
287 posts
1/21/2006 9:18 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Son- In-Law

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you
doing?" The daughter replied,"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father
heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door.
Upon entering the room,he observed his daughter making passionate love
to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband Please, go away and
leave me alone."A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home
from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and
heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room.
They entered that area and observed the husband/father sitting on the
couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch,
buzzing like crazy.The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The
husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
1/21/2006 10:05 am

Good one


rm_mrshyguy6705 49M

1/21/2006 12:40 pm

Now thats funny!


dasher121 36M

1/23/2006 10:58 am

hahahahahaha now that is one of my favorites to date lol.


pappichulito4u 45M
4 posts
1/23/2006 4:29 pm

lmao that was hilariouse ...i laugh all the time at work when i think about that


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