Applications accepted  

rm_texasgal1978 45F
287 posts
9/9/2005 5:53 pm

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Applications accepted

Applications are currently being accepted at the counter for my ideal man. those completed in crayon will be placed art top of the list.

Qualifications desired are listed below:
* Must have a job-- and no sleeping, brinkling beer, and belching is not a full time job
* Teeth and hair- at least the majority of it and not 90% located on your back
* broad shoulders
* Tall- like em tall
* great sense of humor
* can carry a conversation
* good listener, sometimes you just need to vent and have someone listen without trying to fix it
* educated- doesn't have to be book smarts but not looking for a pet rock either
* respectful of women-- how you treat your mother tells me a lot
* must love animals-- and not in the biblical sense
*can't be clingy-- we both need a life
* likes to snuggle in bed on a rainy Sunday afternoon
* Isn't afraid to break out into a disco medley or I love the 80's/90's flashback
* Will admit that I am right and they are wrong- but only after a healthy debate
*Able to ride in a car with me and not criticize my driving
*MUST love and appreciate coffee
* Must be willing to go to the theater and sit through musicals and visit the art museum
* Will visit the zoo willingly
* Understand and encourage my need for pamper weekends of pedicures/massages, turning off the phone and laying in PJ's...in return I will support your need for sports, scratching, beer, etc
* wants to have children one day
* can laugh at himself , find the humor in small oddities

Referrals are also accepted


RailBaron2 54M

9/9/2005 7:49 pm

In responce to You application-
I am employed- Not rich but do work hard for my money.
Teeth, have all but wisdom teeth,Hair- 90% on my face,little on back & top of head.
Shoulders- 18" across Broad enough to carry the Historicly Challenged.
6'-2" tall.
Your seeing my sense of humor in my responce.
Can carry a conversation & a Tune.
good Listener- Most of the time.
Educated- some college-
respectfull of women- VERY
Love animals,- Like cats, dogs,have rabbits, quail, deer, racoons on property- cant stand Snakes or Skunks.
Clingy-Throw yourself at me & see if you stick.
Likes to snuggle- Anytime
Discomedly- are you talking singing or danceing?
I ONLY admit I'm wrong WHEN I'm wrong- Present our case,State the facts.
I can ride in a car with anyone, I can also drive.
COFFEE- MMMMM GGGOOOODDDD!( Young Frankenstien - SMOKE- MMM GGGOOODDDD!)
going to Theater-I'm a actor,been in musicals,work at a museum which is sometimes like a zoo.
Can give great massages- support my need for Railfairs, swapmeets, Hobby shops, ( I'm not into sports,rarely scratch unless bit by mosquetoes, dont drink alcohol, Pepsi Yes- to sweeten my rotten disposition.)
Children-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
Can & does laugh at self.
For more information that you may wish to know about me,& as to my Requirements, Please go to my blog.Thank You for Your Time & consideration, Jim- A.K.A. RailBaron2


rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
9/10/2005 12:20 pm

Thanks for the application railbaron, I will place it in for review


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/11/2005 1:51 am

Makes me think of "Groundhog Day" - the scene in the coffee shop where Andie MacDowall is listing the qualities she looks for in her ideal man and Bill Murray is stressing just how perfect he is

Now me, of course, I would never blow my own trumpet

Jx


the_fryer_t 53M
5 posts
10/7/2005 10:52 am

Gosh...I always wondered why I wanted to be taller? I thought it would make it easier to find jeans that actually fit.......now I know!


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