The Big Ape  

rm_tennismaiden 59F
2103 posts
6/24/2006 10:05 pm

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The Big Ape

I have considered that allot of men could be considered big apes, or Neanderthal or homo-sapiens or any other little reference to some derogatory subspecies when we woman are really pissed off at them.

We(women) tend to gather them all together like a scoop of raisin bran, all those little dried up grapey things are the men in our life just staring back at us shriveled and looking funny. We do this because it's easier to blast them as a group instead of picking them out one by's just what we do as women.

I'm sorry guys I do love you but damn there are so many times you are clueless and rather well.....Ape like.

I ordered "king Kong" on cable tonight as I looked so pathetically at Kong for falling prey to a beautiful woman I wondered why all the men in my life hadn't done this with me? Why didn't they grab me up in their hot hairy hands and old me tight when I needed to be held? There were plenty of times they beat their chests with their fists and roared to let all of man kind know they were masculine and not gonna take any shit from the likes of us women. But even Kong knew there was preciousness in that sweet demure golden locked female and he defended her right till the end while falling to his demise.

I give that Gorilla credit for evolving long enough to know what's important in life. The look of a woman as she gazing-ly adoringly stares eye to eye with the living creature that's captivated her affections. Even a beast of the male species without a reasoned brain knew she was the most treasured thing on this earth besides the beauty of the sunset reflecting from her face.

I think I shall campaign for women to glue hair to men, mat up their fur, douse them in animal excrement and paint "great ape" across their foreheads....maybe just maybe they'll get the symbolism (men)and realize that to have a human brain, use it the way god intended they could indeed get exactly what their cocks desire...a damn fine bitch!

Sorry's not that I'm rejecting you...I actually adore you all even with your wagging Willie but could you please try using your smarts with us? There's only so much of your animal magnetism we can take before we throw our arms up in disgust at your stupidity.

We're fabulous and it shouldn't take hanging ourselves from poles being sacrificed before you to get that we deserve a little human kindness every now and again.

I'm not really disappointed with all of you....just some. The good guys..well I think you know who you are and if not meet me in the linen closet you shall be rewarded handsomely!

Eviloutlaw1 55M
331 posts
6/24/2006 11:40 pm

Which way to the linen closet? Hey help me out here I'm a man remember?


rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/26/2006 8:14 pm:
Just to the right and down the remember no loud noises! People are sleeping shhhhhhh.....

libgemOH 56M/52F

6/25/2006 6:13 am

Now there's the way to find em....send em to the linen closet!!

In all seriousness, it's the testosterone thing, I'm convinced! Gotta be cool, can't show weakness, recite the oh oh oh oh growl aka tool time Tim!!!

Just keep an eye on that linen closet, you never know..... -B

rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/26/2006 8:15 pm:
It's either the linen closet or over my knee for a big spanking. Know anyone who could sue one of those? Yeah...I bet you do!LOL

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
6/25/2006 11:33 am

If only all men could be like King Kong. What a sweetheart he was.

Purry {=}


rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/26/2006 8:21 pm:
With Kong at least size does matter....OMG! Hey Purry nice to see you again.

rm_silly153 63M/59F
26 posts
6/25/2006 2:08 pm

LOL..I would think that to TRULY bestow a rich reward, you MIGHT require a tad more space than a linen closet.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/26/2006 8:22 pm:
OK OK OK....then I'll send YOU to the laundry room! How are you at keeping still while the spin cycle does it's thing?

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
6/25/2006 5:45 pm

Ya know what I think? I'm beginning to think that all the good ones are taken. Occasionally, some stupid woman lets one of them get away, and they're available for a short time, but they get captured quickly once their true nature becomes known.

So, keep your eyes open, but if I see the next one before you do ...

rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/26/2006 8:26 pm:
I'm in total agreement! Although I've met a few that fall into the diamond category...let's see how they shine?

If I see one that meets your criteria I'll put in a good word for ya Kelli, that is unless I grab him first. We might be taking an arm and pulling him in half, which parts do you prefer the thigh or breast?

gjg1965 51M

6/25/2006 7:28 pm

King Kong got shot down by 50 mm guns ouch!Where,s the linen closet? Hope you have a better week. george

rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/26/2006 8:28 pm:
Hey, are you "George George of the jungle" Do you speak kongeese? Let me know will ya...maybe I'll use you as my translator.

Thank you for the greetings.

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/25/2006 9:59 pm

gig1965 hit it on the head, Kong got gunned down at the end of the story.

But I do agree with you on the gist of your post, nevertheless. It is a shame that a few can give the rest of a specific gender or group a bad name.

There is a trick to finding that balance between confidence & cockiness, assuredness & arrogance, strength & brute force. I try to adhere to what the Arthurian legend tried to teach society, "Not right through might....but might through right." True strength comes through strength of character....period....imho.

Just my viewpoint...and btw, I'll never hide in the linen closet...much more room in the rest of the house.

NG61...slipping back into the shadows...

rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/26/2006 8:35 pm:
"True strength comes through strength of character"

Yes you are indeed correct, persona/integrity shines right through all the BS. Most women are too busy looking at glassy eyes to see the reflection of a man's soul. Many times they are illusions and nothing more than jelly.

So...what room do you prefer? How about the kitchen? all sorts of treats can be found there for fun!

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
6/26/2006 5:02 am

I try...

rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/26/2006 8:36 pm:
We know you do Cor, and with such dignity!

SirluvsStorms 46M
684 posts
6/27/2006 11:34 am

Sexyblondy35 Sexyblondy35 looks at SirLuvs and points to her linen closet.. she says "GO YOU NAUGHTY BOY!! GET IN MY LINEN CLOSET, I WILL SPANK YOU GOOD!!" I wimper.. "but but but I was only reading her blog!"

rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/27/2006 3:41 pm:
What's this I read Sir? Are you having a cyber romance with a sexy lady from Sacramento? What's up? careful and don't do anything I wouldn't do! Ha...that leaves the field WIDE open...have fun! {=}

SirluvsStorms 46M
684 posts
6/27/2006 7:16 pm

Me? Have a cyber romance? NEVER!! must save her chasitity!! (wink wink at sexyblondy35) Cyber sex makes my fingers tired typing the keyboard. (Sir makes an exhausting sound) I perfer when she crawls cat like up my unclothed body keeping her presence millimeters away from me. Making me beg for just a touch. Letting her hair drag up my bare skin. Letting me be engulfed in her scent. I think I could be good at typing and cyber, but you know... ummmm dang it.. well errr....see what I do to my self? Runs away back to the Linen closet.. OOps wrong closet... gets out of TennisMaidens Linen closet and runs into Sexyblondy35's linen clost.

WhyUseBOB 60M
11 posts
6/28/2006 1:44 pm

Well IMHO, Since a majority of women are attracted to the bad boy and therefore actually help men live in the image the woman are attracted to, the nice guys who refuse to be bad boys, lose out.
Unfortuantly, a majority of women never learn that bad boys will burn you. What women should be looking for a a nice guy in public and a badboy in the bedroom LOL


Sexyblondy35 51F

6/28/2006 11:20 pm

Hey Tennismaiden has Sir been messing up your linens? I'll make him go back in there and clean up his messes. Just let me know! Sometimes the boy just needs a spanking.. but then again he likes it so I gotta find another method of teaching that boy. Actually hes a pretty trainable. wink wink.

I really stay away from the apes.. I tend to like the puppy like qualities certain men have. Was married to the ape for almost twenty years and learned my lesson with those. I like trainable men. Yet Its a challenge to not be over bearing and controlling. Puppies play with you, nuzzle you, build you up. They are more recieptive and cuddly.

I have found the ones to stay away from are those that strip away pieces of you, taking away ones confidence to build them selves up. There are rarities out there.

Sir is mine! Just kidding! didnt want to sound possessive cuz im not.. He is a wonderful friend! (decides to play abit) HES MINE I TELL YOU! (said with a smile and playing!

8321 posts
6/30/2006 8:44 pm

Testosterone makes it harder to reason sometimes, at least in the ways women expect.

Bridging that gap is possible, but not all the time.

I'm speaking of men in general and why I see relationships break apart.

Miscommunication is a two way street, and often women expect and assume a man knows what they want, when they want it, and if not, why not..etc...

So ego-centric...

If women want perfect communication and empathy, they'd be better off in relationships with other women. Estrogen and Oxytocin in mass quantities.

You're not going to get that in men for the most part.


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

rm_tictoc27 63M

7/7/2006 9:08 am

What a load of pertinacious crap! And women are OH so much better at their role? Thank god it's only an opinion.

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