I'm Baaaaack!  

rm_tennismaiden 59F
2103 posts
7/15/2006 8:32 pm

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7/24/2006 7:47 pm

I'm Baaaaack!

A mighty big thank you to all who have kept me occupied during this past week. I was on the verge of mental collapse if it had not been for you all!

Hey...you try living with your mother for more than 3 days and report back to me pronto. It's any wonder I have a sense of humor left!

The ride home took about 10 hours with all those dreaded pee stops. Us women should have some system where the urine is collected in some device for such long trips.(Ok now tell me there is something out there for that and I'll choke on my words)!

Upon returning home I shook up one extremely strong pomegranite cosmo (madrin) for my sister and me. I think I've turned her to the dark side of drinking. She was always a wine girl but realized these fiesty little kickers wollup a great punch!

Just trying to catch up with you all, if the heat outside is unbearable tomorrow I'll stay in the air conditioning and catch up. That is only if I don't get some tall hungry man starving for attention at my door first. If that happens rest assured I'll grab him and begin feeding him with every ounce of seductive savvy I can rustle up.

For now? I'm heading off to the bathroom taking out the toys and playing till I cannot move a muscle anymore.

Woo Hoo...I'm Baaaaack!

free2chose2 66F

7/15/2006 8:43 pm

Yes, you could have ben catheterized(tube into urethra)-the urine colloected into a bag and no pee stops

Hope your sis doesn't have to listen to your groans/moans
for a 2nd night lol

Tm, Welcome Home

Don't worry, be Happy

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:28 pm:
Nice to be back free...urine bag? Not sure I want to go to those lengths just to cut down on travel time. I remember that catheter when I gave birth via c-section. Yuck...that hurt more then the damn incision.

MarcoPolo197676 39M
541 posts
7/15/2006 10:07 pm

Stretch and flex first, LOL

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:31 pm:
Ohhh I plan on stretching and flexing, care to join me? How about doing yoga, that could be a good way of preparing for a night of pure bliss.

gjg1965 51M

7/15/2006 10:39 pm

welcome back Don,t abuse the toys.geo

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:33 pm:
Oh toys schmoys I'd rather have the real thing. I'm sure you know what I mean? Rubber and silicone can only go so far and after that a girls gotta have FLESH!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/15/2006 10:39 pm

I wish I was one of your sex toys...

At least you are home now...I hope all stays well..

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:36 pm:
WEll LustyT you could be (my toy)...how much you packin these days? Enough to hit bottom? LOL

Yes thank you all should settle down very soon and get back to normal. It's great to be home!

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
7/15/2006 11:53 pm

It's sooooooooo good to be home.


rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:39 pm:
Ahhhh my own comfy bed, of which I just changed to new crisp clean sheets. Now all I need is the guy to help me mess them up! (giggling)

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
7/16/2006 12:44 am

Welcome home Fair Maiden, Tennis type.

10 hours. Don't ya love it? So, did you play any car games?

My dance card is about full so I can't come by. LOL
Two picnics. Do hope to catch up with you sometime this summer though.

Now about that linen closet! What wonderful surpise awaits?

I actually went on vacation with my parent to VT and NH two summers ago. Separate rooms at hotels. Lots of time in the car together. Only one bit of stress so it wasn't too bad.

Even if it isn't hot out you might not be much for walking after your toy marathon.
Hope you found all the right spots.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:43 pm:
Dance card full Space? Oh my how wonderful....shall I take a number?

Stress from family was not what I needed, I gained 4 pounds and now I must get serious about taking it off. The linen closet might come in handy we could get all sweaty like a sauna loose some inches and then have the towels handy for wiping down. Woo Hoo!

(no I'm not walking like a cowgirl yet, but I guess that largely depends on the size of the toy)?

SirluvsStorms 46M
684 posts
7/16/2006 12:59 am

I just got home my self. Suggestion .. ummm vegas baby! much funner then Moms house. Ummm and the room service is to die for!

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:46 pm:
OK Sir inquiring minds wanna know...does it really STAY in Vegas or did you take it home with you?

Room service? Yeah baby send up some chocolate covered strawberries with the bubbly.

Hope you had a fabulous time, Welcome home!

wickedeasy 66F  
25377 posts
7/16/2006 5:53 am

welcome home

sometimes home just feels so..............goood

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:49 pm:
You said it! Especially when all these wonderful friends welcome you in.

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
7/16/2006 8:03 am

Welcome home TM!! That is one loooong drive.
I love pomegranite cosmos too- yum!!

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:51 pm:
My favorite combo of cosmo: 2 parts Mandarin vodka 1 part pomegranate juice 1 part triple sec 1 part roses lime juice

5 parts happy tennismaiden!!!!!!!

Thanks RT, good to be back.....

WayneMarie4girl 45M/38F

7/16/2006 8:42 am

Welcome back to the heat.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:53 pm:
I'm not minding the heat today in my air conditioning, though the lake was beautiful there are some comforts you just cannot live without.

mygmyg 59M

7/16/2006 9:01 am

TM, glad you made it back in one piece!!

Sounds like it was some tough duty, but you made it! and that is all that counts!!

Enjoy yourself, 'til something or someone better shows up!

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:55 pm:
Hey handsome, does this mean you've packed your bags and are heading east to the beach? Good time to celebrate that diploma...we could go out with a bang! LOL

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
7/16/2006 10:38 am


You may have had to put up with your family and lack of 'play' while away, but, at least you had a nice vacation; or at least it sounded that way

Hugs, C

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 2:57 pm:
It was ok Cor, I'd much prefer the Caribbean with scuba gear on my back and a sweet handsome man teaching me how to use it.

Ahhhh to dream....

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/16/2006 12:30 pm

When I moved back to Colorado, I stayed with my folks for two weeks while I looked for a place ... of course I was never stuck with her in a car for 10 hours straight ...

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 3:01 pm:
Oh no no no no....my mother wasn't not in the car ride home thank the lord, if she had been you all here in blogland would have been planning another memorial. I would have not only killed myself, but her as well!

I don't think blogland is ready for another passing...they are full of drama and we don't get enough of that on a daily basis right? LOL

Molyminer 61M
75 posts
7/16/2006 1:18 pm

I missed you Personally, I would prefer stopping on the country roads and watching. As soon as the ATF agent in Denver finishes investigating me for handling explosives I'll have my job back in the mine in Questa New Mexico. It's been almost 4 months now since I filed my appeal. It's all about DUI habitual offender offenses. Yes, I'm a felon, out of control defiante wild Irish man. But I quit drinking 8 years ago. I'm reformed. I really am....finally. The agent is coming here to southern Colorado to visit me and I'm confident I'll be working in the mine again by the end of August. He's become more friendly with me over time. In the mean time it's working on Brian Coleman the Morman's farm in his strawberry nursery weeding and cultivating thousands of plants individually by hand in a large slice of crop circle working all alone all day in the hot sun.......BORING hard work. I have to keep my mind occuppied thinking about all the beautiful women aquaintances I have in this valley and what I'd like to be doing with each of them in turn. Unless, of course you need a butler right now. I look forward to the day you'll be throwing me a party. Anywhere, anytime with you would have to be a slice of heaven

PS- When I get the job back in the mine we can focus on planning for that trip around the world you're going to take me on lol

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/16/2006 3:03 pm:
My sis and I did some stopping, for antiques, but they've gotten too expensive for us to purchase. I remember when I could afford such things. Now life is my prize and no need to look further.

MarcoPolo197676 39M
541 posts
7/16/2006 6:49 pm

Strength, balance, endurance. LOL, Relaxation, calm focus, very stimulating.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/17/2006 6:00 am:
Been meditating upon my return, if masturbating can be considered as meditation then all of us pervs would have one hell of a happy smile on our faces.

rm_blkondemand 36M
236 posts
7/17/2006 3:58 am

My virgin visit to your blog. Being a toy myself, I am sure that yours are glad you are back home from wherever you were.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/17/2006 6:03 am:
Welcome in my friend, sit and have a good laugh, my wish is your command!

Always nice to have a new friend drop by, thanks for the visit, I hope you were at least amused.

libgemOH 56M/52F

7/17/2006 8:00 am

The 2 best days of a vacation....the day it starts and the day it ends!!! Welcome home my horny friend!! -B

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