Help me I'm doomed to eat myself !  

rm_tennismaiden 59F
2103 posts
7/20/2006 8:55 pm

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Help me I'm doomed to eat myself !

I'm grabbing for every carbohydrate, sweet thing, chocolate peice of food I can shove down my throat!

I'm eating outta control and cannot stop myself!

Will someone PLEASE sew my lips SHUT?

Oh but then....I couldn't put your "ahem" thing in there and ingest some protein.

Ok....bad request (sewing lips shut) I'll try really hard to control myself. But I could use a helper with the protein part....

Any takers?

smoking_jim13 37M

7/21/2006 12:29 am

I know where to get the best tasting protein ever. Our problem maybe that we don't live in the same state. I am afraid to check. Dammit!!! Ever planning to come to Cali?

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/22/2006 6:17 am:
Actually I may be coming to Cally very soon, have a dear friend begging me to visit. I'd love to see all those bogglers there...sirluvs and his lady, what happened to Muscles4you2have? is he gone?

Anyway I'll keep you posted if suddenly I'm flying in!

As far as protein...well....just no asparagus prior that's my only rule other wise it's *pith/yuck/spit/bitter/and eeeeuw icky!*

Dekora 53M
937 posts
7/21/2006 2:39 am

If only my most sensuous desire could come true!

You're teasing...

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/22/2006 6:19 am:
And what would you expect from a sex kitten like me? Nothing less right? It's all part and parcel of the seduction.... *wicked grins*

Yeah baby!

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
7/21/2006 3:58 am

Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled. William Blake

I think you may have found an answer to your oral problem, but are your jaws strong enough for the solution LOL

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/22/2006 6:20 am:
Frankly my jaws are not (with the TMJ)...but I simply cannot resist. Got a have the cock!

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
7/21/2006 6:10 am

No sewing of the lips shut!! They are much too lovely (at least from the pics on here) and as you state, you need them for other things...

Hmmmm...eating out of control (where the mind takes me on that one)

Hugs and kisses TM

By the way, guess who played hooky from work on Thursday and drove to AC to play at the Borgata and Trop

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/22/2006 6:35 am:
Why in heck didn't you let me know you were in AC? I would have finagled a way to meet up with you goof ball! You know how to reach me right? We'll taaawk K?

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
7/21/2006 8:01 am

Ok, I'm in and what's for desert?

I go through phases where all I want is Pasta. And garlic.
Been doing better lately. Actually lost weight. One more hole on the belt loop even. How the hell did that happen. I didn't specifically try. Not fair, I know. But for all my excersize and generally watching what I eat I never lost anything. Went up or down a few pounds but never made a real dent.

And when should I come for a visit? I'm due for a shore day. Don't want the summer to get away.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/22/2006 6:40 am:
Hey that pasta is what's killing you! Stay away from the carbs!!!!! Unless you plan on having hours if not days know...

Did I give you my # yet? I'll E it to you and maybe we can arrange a day or night to get together...hey anyone else in the Jersey area want to join us? Feel free to contact me and we'll try to connect.

Luv2BGenerous2U 59M
36 posts
7/21/2006 10:10 am

The truth, my dear friend, is that a bed rarely fits upon a pedestal! YOU are not a woman that a knowing man views as an object of casual, physical sex. THAT is the price you pay for being the person you are! The world is filled with both men and women who have the "luxury" of enjoying SEX with any number of willing partners! TM, you are deserving of much more than that. Alas, it is both compliment and curse! You are a woman deserving of sincere, caring intimacy. Sensuality combined with sensitivity! Eroticism mixed with empathy! Caressing that is filled with real caring.

Your current needs and desires are being hampered by the pedestal that is part of how you are perceived by those who know you and/or care for you. It is not your fault. You never asked to be placed there. But, there you sit! One cannot make love to you without falling for, and/or loving, who you are. Of course, I know there are always men who are exceptions to the rule. You are cursed with being an exceptional caring woman in search of an exceptional carefree man.

If it makes you truly happy, I'm rooting for you to find one....or more! A charming prince to keep our TM smiling until her Prince Charming rides into town to complete her.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/22/2006 6:46 am:
Ohhhh know me too well! yes yes yes...I do wait for just the right opportunity to come along. It's gotta be timing in some cases and depending upon my mood. Lots of "getting to know you" involved and then well....let the games begin! Woo Hoo!

But seriously...I'm kind of clumsy up there on that if it's ok with you...I'd rather stay well put on the ground!

Thank you my dear friend I just mentioned you to another person wondering where you've been? Hoping life is treating you grande and the summer on France is still divine. I'm quite sure it has to be, after all it's lavender season.

rm_dhank1954 63M

7/21/2006 4:50 pm

Any takers? ... oh, my! ... My lips are sealed as I ponder the amazing possibilities

rm_tennismaiden replies on 7/22/2006 6:51 am:
Oooo *giggles* here...LOL!

MarcoPolo197676 40M
541 posts
7/21/2006 10:09 pm

Its all about choices, there is concequences to everthing we do.
If your comfortable with concequence, have fun and enjoy.
I find cheat days work the best, and coral any cravings.
But thats just me.

SirluvsStorms 46M
684 posts
7/24/2006 1:23 am

If you come out here and we dont get to take you out for dinner, ummm im gonna gonna gonna ummmmm pee my pants!! hehehehehe!

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
7/24/2006 6:04 am

I like the idea of 'tawwwk' lol

But other than on here, the answer is no...

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