Cocks, Dicks, Johnsons...whatever....  

rm_tennismaiden 59F
2103 posts
5/26/2006 9:58 am

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Cocks, Dicks, Johnsons...whatever....


I don't know what came over me but I clicked on the button "Who's on line", put in my filters and up came the list of breathing men still alive on this site. Honest to Pete (oh there's another one...Peter *cock*) what are some of you guys thinking? really like your cock is a hood ornament of some snazzy Mercedes Benz and you should be shining it up for all the world to see?
Do you think we women really care about what it looks like over who you are or face that tells a story all it's own?

I know I have no right to get annoyed...I'm here too, for hopefully the same reasons everyone else is but I just can't stand this anymore! Maybe it's my age or funk I'm in lately but I cannot believe the gall of some individuals that flash their privates as if it was singularly the most spectacular specimen in the world.

Or...maybe it's that I'm so throughly disgusted with what the cock represents...(shaking my head in disbelief) I do love the appendage...really I do, when I'm in the mood or even if it's attached to a fabulous man with wit, charm and the know how to use it. I could never go without one and the dildo doesn't suffice as a replacement.

I just want one (cock) thats kind and giving, maybe happy to see me and doesn't wanna be in any other moist pussy but mine. Maybe it would be tired sometimes, thats ok or it wants to sleep a bit on the weekends thats fine too. Just don't go waving it in my face when it wants attention. Put some effort into keeping it in your pants and try using that other organ sticking outta your neck to lure my erogenous zones for an invite.

I like them trimmed around the pulsing member but not entirely, a little hint of masculinity is sweet when sucking those other family parts into my wide and generous mouth.I roll them a bit from side to side getting the squishy feeling of knowing there's some gooey liquid preparing for my orifices. Gently they pop out between my lips and land softly upon your thighs.

Yeah....I'm a cock whore...I love everything about them but please please don't wave them around like a neon sign saying business is "open". Let them swell and beg for attention within the confines of some discretion. Ladies adore a guy with a bulge inside their clothing, it makes the big reveal something to look forward to. The unwrapping of the best gift of all, your cock for us to enjoy.

Sorry folks, it's been a hell of a week, missing someone close to me with his special grand muscle deluxe. Why is it we females want it when we don't have it? When we're single and without the cock we salivate fro it, when it's beside us day in and day out we ignore the bugger.

Gee....I think I should buy me a rubber man, maybe that's the solution! I can cajole and play at will with no verbal sting expected back, no harsh look of disappointment just a good ole pretend guy that loves me even if I didn't shave that day.

Anyone know where I get one of those rubber men? Tell em Tennismaiden wants to place her order pronto!!!!!

digdug41 49M

5/26/2006 10:21 am

hey tennis maiden I dont know what to tell ya I dont know much about rubbermen but I figure if you enjoy the boy toy yer with it aint that bad and as far as the dick pics same goes for the naaaasty punani shots for me I'd rather see your face first coz its not like we'll meet and the woman will sit on her head and I'll have a conversation with lips that cant talk you have a good weekend luv cyaroun the blogs

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 8:12 am:
Gotta get a new "boy toy" digdug...wanna apply for the role?

I'd love to see the woman who does cover her face and struts her punani as an introduction, can't be any worse than going to Mardi gras and flashing naked breasts!

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
5/26/2006 10:21 am

LOL....

I think I can laugh, since I know I'm never one of those "showing off" on here (or anywhere else either).
I'm sure some feel that, if you got it, flaunt it, and the females will just swoon with lust and anticipation (and, I'm sure for some, maybe even most, it works). I have what I have, but I'd like to know someone a little before sharing.
hmmm...key word there: "little"; and that sure as hell hasn't worked!

Not sure about the "rubber guy" TM. But if I happen to come across a location for one, I'll be sure to notify you (or buy you a gift)

Have a happy and safe holiday weekend!!

Hugs, C


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 8:17 am:
now Cor aren't you revealing a "little" too much information? Gosh man...that should be a secret. Besides....if you've got it be thankful for "small" wonders, somethings better than nothing!

blueguy1051 60M

5/26/2006 10:54 am

Ok, let me get this straight ... do you or don't you want to see a photoshop enhanced picture of my pride and joy, set next to the Washington Monument for size comparison, shaved, waxed, and shiney? How about with it stuck in some anonymous woman's mouth so you can be jealous of her, and so you'll know how unlonely I am? Should I take the pic in the mirror so that you get that neat flash effect?

I'm really not sure which is worse. When I check out the pics it looks like an assembly line at the gyn office ...


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 8:20 am:
And the straight guys wonder why they're being approached by gay men?

Good comment Blue....I like your style!

rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
5/26/2006 2:18 pm

You seem an ideal Goddess: Yeah....I'm a cock whore...I love everything about them but please please don't wave them around like a neon sign saying business is "open". Let them swell and beg for attention within the confines of some discretion. Ladies adore a guy with a bulge inside their clothing, it makes the big reveal something to look forward to. The unwrapping of the best gift of all, your cock for us to enjoy.

I FEEL LIKE FATHER CHRISTMAS WHEN I READ YOUR POST...


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 8:30 am:
I'm so glad someone derived pleasure from my sick distorted view on things....as always you're a gem!

redthunderlove 54M

5/26/2006 6:08 pm

You have a great perspective and sense of humor; i doubt rubberman would keep you amused for long, as you are obviously intelligent and imaginative. You deserve the best! Now i don't feel so wierd for not have a photo of my"johnson" on the site! Thanks for posting on my blog page and for the welcome! Aloha, Steve766


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 7:41 pm:
Hey Steve, welcome to the underground and your choice in photos is great! You'll have much more luck doing your "Thang" all macho on the board then ever shooting your willie across some silly puter screen. Wise choice, best of luck to you!

libgemOH 56M/52F

5/26/2006 8:00 pm

A little left to the imagination goes a LONG LONG way! You are preaching to the choir on this one sista!!

As far as a rubber man??? You are a woman! This means you expect that talking back and stuff that goes with it! Sorry girl, just not thinking a rubber man is for you (or any of us for that matter!)

The perfectly fabulous cock will come your way attached to the perfectly fabulous man who will stimulate all your other body parts along with the one begging for attention right now!! Just remember, you are learning about all the things that you DO NOT WANT, it helps you to narrow things down to what you truly DO WANT! That's the learning curve!

Patience dear one! As soon as you are both ready for each other! -B


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 7:48 pm:
Oh B baby, I'm tired of all the waiting, Id rather just give up and live a quiet life by the sea. I've always known what I wanted, it's compromising and thinking I'll never have it that gets me every time. If only I'd learn to be a little more patient. That's where "rubber man" comes into play, he'll keep me happy so I won't trip up next time around.

campfirecozy 66M

5/27/2006 11:03 am

TM,
You've hit the head on the nail! (or something like that)
Hugs,
Cozy


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 7:50 pm:
Yeah but it seems from down below you I've stirred up some doubting thomas'...when will they ever learn?

vengeur 40M
836 posts
5/27/2006 11:14 am

Grow up and quit whining about the cock pics. Some of us men have such pics on our profiles because we can here, and we're proud of what we have. This was a sex/swinger site long before some people joined it more recently and expected it to just another "dating" site like match


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 7:55 pm:
From the looks of it Vengeur with THAT thing you've got quite the wicked hook. Well what ever works for you...it wouldn't be doing me thats for sure! Go be snotty on someone else's blog, or for that matter I'm sure you're hooking up(ha get it)? with every horny bitch out there right?

You've just proved my point....idiots should keep their pants on cause no matter how you look at them they're still ugly!

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
5/27/2006 3:50 pm

    Quoting vengeur:
    Grow up and quit whining about the cock pics. Some of us men have such pics on our profiles because we can here, and we're proud of what we have. This was a sex/swinger site long before some people joined it more recently and expected it to just another "dating" site like match
What a fuckchop! Obviously this jerk doesn't know the real TM. I totally get what you're saying.
Yup, lots of men on here, like the above, think that just us women looking at their hard cocks will make us want to get out and fuck them tonight. These guys are always the nasty ones, and they wonder why they can't get laid!!!!


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 8:00 pm:
You go GIRL...vent away...I'm sure he's just got so many offers with that attitude! As long as he doesn't cum near me...we'll all be for the better!

QueenCaribbean 39F
12 posts
5/27/2006 4:23 pm

To cock or not to cock....Everyone sees the cock, dick, penis in a different light.

Yes I agree with you NVRENFFUN, TM's blog is always interesting.

It's so cool to find couples that just put it all out there, good bad whatever. I do hope that things work out for TM and "Her Man", because they just seem so good together. The fact that they can air their problems in public like this means they don't hold things back. That is very healthy.


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 8:06 pm:
Well not exactly Queen, I air my troubles, my man had asked me more than once not to mention him or write anything "negative". I've kept his confidences safe I'd never reveal anything to jeopardize his anonymity. But I cannot be silenced and exposing myself seems to be an addiction I can't control.

Hope the next guy can handle it...maybe I should find him elsewhere so he doesn't know how I process my issues. Live and learn....but thank you for your support, it's always very much appreciated!

rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

5/27/2006 5:19 pm

I can hear that old Mighty Mouse tune playing in my head now!!!

Holla.


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 8:07 pm:
Cum save me big guy....I'd be flattered!

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
5/29/2006 2:54 am

".....I clicked on the button "Who's on line", put in my filters and up came the list of breathing men still alive on this site.

Hmmmmm...I thought I was still breathing.....and for the life of me, I thought I was alive the last time I checked....maybe it's the caffiene & ephedrine that's been keeping me going....and I've actually been dead these past few months....

NG61....disappearing back into the darkness.....


rm_tennismaiden replies on 5/30/2006 8:25 pm:
PLease take no offense dear man...you are a perfect specimen of a breathing/thinking/feeling Man! BUT you're not in my neck of the woods (much to my dismay)and so many of the kind I meet can't spell most days. So...this post was not directed at you!

Luv2BGenerous2U 59M
36 posts
5/31/2006 3:56 pm

TM,

It was so nice talking to you, again! I'm sorry your prince turned into a knightmare! YOU deserve much better, my Princess!

As far as the photos on AdultFriendFinder, the cock photos that you ladies must view can't be nearly as gross and disgusting as some of the photos we men must peruse when we "click on" to see "Who's On Line" or to check out the "Recent Photos." Of course, there are some beautiful pictures on AdultFriendFinder as well; unfortunately, if you actually read the profiles you will find that out of 20 new postings, about 5-10 of these new profiles have the identical wording throughout - only the photos of the professional models are different. Some of the profiles will immediately ask the reader for an outside e-mail address ("give me an email addy so I can contact you immediately!") - just an effort to deluge your real e-mail address with all types of unwanted offers. I also like the profiles where the same beautiful young lady is pictured on three or more different profiles - each with a different age and location - NJ, NY and PA! How they get around!! lol These are just some examples of the pitfalls of using AdultFriendFinder.

However, if you have patience, there are rewards to be earned and treasures to be found. I have met some extraordinary ladies on this site, including our lovely TM - a friend for life! Keep searching! Be patient! Have faith!

Ed


rm_tennismaiden replies on 6/2/2006 12:48 pm:
I suppose one could chalk up this website as being something quite amusing and truth telling in the REAL world! Solicitations, money, greed, illusions, addictions yeah there here...as well, beauty honor, integrity, intelligence and profound connections.

Ahhhh what a place...AdultFriendFinder you are quite a mystery!

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