Nursery Rhyme Insults For A Friend  

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12/14/2005 9:43 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Nursery Rhyme Insults For A Friend

Please do not be offended by some comments here within.They do not reflect my personal views on sexuality.These rhymes were no more than a simple joke laid on an idividual in a chat room,where he felt it necessary to read my poetry to strangers...Needed a place to put them is all...

This is for a dearest friend
I hope our friendship here won’t end
You bashed my poems on the mic
I may just post these on my site,lol

Nursery Rhymes For Chud My Friend

Version: Hickory Dickory Dock…

Hickory dickory dock
Chud Pulled out his cock
The girls did run
Chud didn’t cum
Hickory dickory dock

Version: Lil Miss Muffet

Lil miss Chud sat in his crud
Eating it all of the day
The smell from his breathe
More deadly than death
Scared even the girlfriend away

Version: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle,twinkle lil Chud
Pufter's penis dipped in crud,
Back behind your favorite guy
Shoved so hard you made him cry
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Chud,
Pufter’s penis dipped in crud

Version: There once was a man From Nantucket

There once was a chud from Nantucket
He begged all the girls to plz suck it,
They turned off their cams
And desperately ran
Leaving poor chud crying “fuck It"

Version: Rock A Bye Baby

Rock a bye chudsy in the skies top
All of us hope
Your plane will soon drop
When the wing breaks
For help Chud Does Call
As everyone sits back watching him fall

Version; Humpty Dumpty

Chudsy scudsy sat on a wall
Cock in his hand it was so small
and all the Viagra and all of the sluts
Couldn’t help chudsy get that thing up

Version: Georgy Porgy

Chudsy wudsy puddin in pie
Wanked for the girls and made them cry
When the chud came out to play
All the girls did run away

Version: The Itsy Bitsy Spider

The itsy bitsy chudsy his cock could not spew out
down went the girl to try and help him out
Out came the cock but it didn't want to play
and the itsy bitsy chudsy must be surely gay

Version: Hey Diddle Diddle

Hey diddle diddle
Chud sure likes to fiddle
his cock right under the moon
his cock wouldn’t play
he sat in dismay
and his girl ran away very soon

Version: Baa Baa Black Sheep

You sure suck chud have you any kewl
"no mam no mam I am but a fool
One, I'm an asshhole haven't any class
Two,I'm a loser a real pain in the ass”
You sure suck chud have you any kewl
” no mam no mam I am but fool”

Version: Patty Cake patty Cake Bakers Man

Patty cake patty cake bakers man ,
Chud rollin crap balls all up in his hand,
Roll it, and pat it and mark it with a c
And toss it in your mouth,
To spew right back at me

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