Introduction to disaster  

rm_techinnov 44M
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12/30/2005 12:23 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Introduction to disaster

Wouldn't you know, in a neighborhood full of old people, there has to be one hottie temporarily living with her grandmother next door, the wife's out of town, and the neighborhood gossip watches like a hawk. So, I threw out some feelers, but when they pretend they have no clue, you might as well move on. She knows whats up, but is playing dumb. Her hubbie is conveniently out of state, but it will come back to her when he's back and it's not feasible any more.... Curse my lack of verbal game...

Then there's the hot black co-worker, definitely off-limits there, since she appreciates game (seen her in action), and co-workers are notoriously fat-mouthed.

The piano player at church(!) hit on me in front of my wife, so I had to play dumb on that one.

My guaranteed sign (hasn't failed yet) is when a woman is dancing in her seat while staring at you. Women, this works magic. I'd prefer not to wait for that sign, but if I see it, I'm all over it.

I'll keep posting my consecutive disasters...

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