You Have Got To Be Kidding ... Madison Avenue Gets Sexy?  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/8/2005 4:37 pm
You Have Got To Be Kidding ... Madison Avenue Gets Sexy?

I just heard something that I think we need to look at. It seems that the clan on Madison Avenue has come with with a new advertising campaign for the folks over at Pepto Bismol. I have to admit, making Pepto exciting is a tall order...but yikes.

The new slogan/campaign you ask? "Pink never tasted so good" YIKES. Exactly what are they trying to say here? Is this a cleverly disguised approach aimed at the lesbian community? Has someone dated one of my ex-wives? Are they trying to ween kids off crayons?

I can live with slogans like..."Salmon...the other pink meat". I know where they are going with that one. But this Pepto thing...has me confused.

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rm_grngal 36F
1 post
10/8/2005 6:47 pm

I am assuming that they have changed the formula...otherwise, it just gives me the gag reflex on view!

lifeisablast333 54M

10/8/2005 7:20 pm

To go toe to toe and compete against the other pinks is a tall order to fill. And I am with grngal, the way it taste now is just pink vomit waiting to spew....................the REDNECK

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/8/2005 7:49 pm

My mom had to hide the Pepto bottle from me when I was little otherwise I would just sit there and drink the whole thing. Seriously, I loved it.

weineroftheworld 66M

10/8/2005 7:53 pm

How the hell they gonna make ground up pink chalk taste better. How about a couple dashes o' Louisiana Hot Sauce.. and BAM!!!!
Even better, put some ice in the blender. Pour in two ounces of Pepto. Grab a bottle of Jim Beam. Pulse the blender until the ice is crushed well. Remove the lid from the blender. Pour the contents down the sink and drink the Jim Beam!!

weineroftheworld 66M

10/8/2005 7:56 pm

Just had another great thought!!!How about Pepto 'n pussy!!! Pleases the little lady and settles yer tummy all in the same lick!!!

Ultraviolet_69 62F

10/8/2005 11:20 pm

Maybe they should consider Aerosmith's "Pink" as background music for their commercials.

Pink by Aerosmith

Pink - it's my new obsession
Pink - it's not even a question,
Pink - on the lips of your lover
'Cause Pink is the love you discover
Pink - as the bing on your cherry
Pink - 'cause you are so very
Pink - it's the color of passion
Ah, 'cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink - it was love at first sight
Yeah, Pink - when I turn out the light
And Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
You could be my flamingo
'Cause pink - it's the new kinda of lingo
Pink - like a deco umbrella
It's kink that you don't ever tell her
Pink - it was love at first sight
And Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
I want to be your lover
I, I wanna wrap you in rubber
And it's pink as the sheets that we lay on
'Cause Pink - it's my favorite crayon
Pink - it was love at first sight
Pink - when I turn out the light
Pink - it's like red but not quite
And I think, everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/8/2005 11:21 pm


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/8/2005 11:51 pm

Sounds to me like that slogan just encourages more pussy licking and needs further research. I wouldn't think Pepto but will do some research.

2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
10/9/2005 1:55 am

I'll always keep an open mind, but I have some basic questions...

Do ya have to shave the bottle first?
Will the scent linger on my mustache?
Will I crave a cigarette when I'm done?
Will the bottle have a bigger opening?
If I switch to another brand sometime down the road, will I have to keep sending monthly payments? (As a painful reminder of my poor choice in women, err, I mean, medicinal cures.)

cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/9/2005 2:11 am

I think the new slogan/campaign should be "Pink does you good" . At least it's good for both men and women and anyway you can get it. But what do I know.

Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet

rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
10/9/2005 7:44 am

Works for me...the slogan, not the Pepto...I did, however, use to eat all the Pepto tablets in the house when I was a little kid, pink candy!

1586 posts
10/9/2005 2:40 pm

What musicians these days won't do to promote their CDs!

I realize that Pink's last album didn't sell too well, but she really didn't need to go down this "sex sells" road.

The girl can really sing!

Oh, shit.

We were talking about Pepto Bismol, weren't we?

My bad.

((backs out of room slowly avoiding eye contact))

okyme 52F

10/9/2005 3:36 pm

I`m getting a stomach ache just from thinking about it lol

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/9/2005 4:10 pm

Show of hands: Who all read Saintli's comment, mulled it over and thought, "Yeah, I can see that."???

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rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/9/2005 5:22 pm

But pink really does taste good...really.

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
10/9/2005 6:46 pm

EWWW, I cannot even handle the smell of it... T


pussinboots4u 50M/47F

10/10/2005 8:20 am

Pepto, huh. Well it has been a while since I've had pink.

**off to the cupboard**
**making all sorts of funny faces**
**not going down**

Yuk, that stuff could make a girl go completely straight.

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 9:33 am this the new Blues Brothers look? Kinda like it I think.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 9:34 am too! I think I'd rather be ill than suffer through drinking it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 9:35 am

Redneck...the common sucks!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 9:36 am like the taste? We gotta talk!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 9:37 am

LMAO weiner...a man that thinks like me!

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keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
10/11/2005 10:31 am

LMAO! Good one TDA!

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