Who Doesn't Love Pillow Talk? Your Guide To Great Sex.  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/18/2005 4:48 am
Who Doesn't Love Pillow Talk? Your Guide To Great Sex.

As Blogville resident Sex Advisor, and former image consultant for the Village People, who better to inform you of the latest bedroom advantages you can easily perfect. Pillow talk is a sure-fire button pusher kids. Those sweet nothings that are whispered before, during, and after a romantic interlude.

Guys, if you want an evening you'll never forget...set the stage properly. Remember...ROMANCE! Prepare a meal. Nothing heavy but rather International, light, and known to increase your sexual potency. The Japanese favorite Miso Soup. Here's my secret recipe:

3 cups water
2 T miso 2 green onions, finely minced (optional)
1/2 cake tofu, cut into 1/2 inch cubes (optional)
2-3 fresh mushrooms, thinly sliced (optional)
1/2 tsp. sesame oil
Heat oil in bottom of small pot, add green onion (if using) and cook for about a minutes stirring frequently. Add 2 1/2 cups water. Dissolve miso in 1/2 cup water and add to pot. Bring to a boil. Lower heat, add mushrooms and tofu if desired.

The secret here...just before serving...add a Viagra! What do I call my variation you ask? Yep, Miso Horny. After glutting down this brew you're ready for the bedroom.

OK, I'm not the best for advice on pre-sex pillow talk. Mine usually consistes of things like..."Can you break a hundred?" Or..."$3.99 a minute! You've got to be kidding. OK, here's the card number." So you may want to use your own favorites here.

Now, during the act remember, what you hear from her is a direct indication of how you're doing. Of course I hear stuff like; "Oh GOD...please let this end." And, "Can you hand me that emery board?" Or my personal favorite..."When you're inside me...I feel nothing." Or the usual..."Zzzzzzzzzzzz." Now that I think about it...I suck.

OK, here's my question...Pillow Talk. Turn on or not.


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sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/18/2005 5:50 am

Usually I would say turn on. But if all I hear is "zzzzzzzz" I would have to rethink.
I find pillow talk a turn on. Nothing better to let you know exactly what mood your lover is in and if its going to get wild and crazy or stay slow and easy.
$3.99 a minute...your getting robbed ! !


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/18/2005 6:02 am

**spews coffee on biz associate's laptop**

LMAO. Damn it...I'm trying to work here.


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

10/18/2005 7:07 am

OOooooo a big TURN ON for pillow talk. You had me at the mushroom part - nothing I like better than consuming (a) fungi especially in bed.

(rolls with laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes) I'm okay, really, gimme a minute to compose myself here.



"Lil"


dano6332 56M

10/18/2005 7:53 am

me so horny? oh is this one of those flahbacks you insane Vietnam vets get? LMAO

A big, huge and GINORMOUS fan of pillow talk. I am at my most open post coital and sorta figured that is how Elvis ended up giving half the people in the south new cars.


Efilnikufecin69 47M

10/18/2005 8:03 am

Oh yeah, DFN8LY a turn on TDA! I love those sweet nothings whispered in my ear that make the hair stand up all over and gives me goose bumps so big, I look like a hairy emeryboard.

Gonna have to try that recipe! Miso Horny! Fantastic! Noone better coulda thought of that one!

Keep 'em coming TDA!

E69


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/18/2005 9:51 am

Sorry, can't think about pillow talk - can't get past the image of some guy armed with both Viagra AND green onion breath.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 10:42 am

Sin I agree, the $3.99 a minute sucks. As Larry says...I called one of those 800 numbers once and it cost me $900. I got a girl that stutters!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 10:42 am

Sin I agree, the $3.99 a minute sucks. As Larry says...I called one of those 900 numbers once and it cost me $900. I got a girl that stutters!

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elf_child 39F

10/18/2005 10:43 am

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 10:43 am

Oops DT sorry. Trying the recipe?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 10:44 am

LMAO Lil. Don't you hate it when you crack yourself up? I know I do.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 10:45 am

Dano are you implying that THE Pelvis was a tad soft-hearted when little Elvis was the same?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 10:48 am

E69 thank you. Great recipe. I highly recommend it. If you can't access the Viagra...just have a sandwich and toss 4 or 5 Nembutal's in her soup. But be careful...putting her in your trunk really strains the lower back!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 10:50 am

Sil the explanation is simple...little Kenny just has no game. Even when he wears his top hat and bow tie he strikes out.

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rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
10/18/2005 11:43 am

depends on who you're with, if it's with someone you care about ... sure

if it's with the ex-wife ....


TopFisher 63M

10/18/2005 11:53 am

Oh to hear those little sweet nothings being shared from your partners pillow or even from the same pillow, prior to the heat of passion yet to cum. Those phrases spoken in a lusty voice of what she desires you to do to her and visa versa. Yeah they can indeed aid the session!

Aftermath, too often is "zzzzzzz", but once in awhile, it sounds more like, Oh WOW!!!! (repeated several times), real though is not yet available at such times, so Oh WOW suffices, sort of like a picture is worth a 1000 words? Yeah you get the idea right?

What I detest about pillow talk is when my pillow is the one doing the talking! You know what I mean. You are tired, the day has been long with too many challenges. You finally retire to your friend at the top of your soft horiziontal surface for comfort and rest. You lie down turn on your side and then it starts!

That daaum pillow starts blabbing about all the shit the day gave you and how you should have handled eve4ry single decision you made today differently. Now tomorrow you are going to do this and that in a vein attempt to fix what you so screwed up today....... on and on and on. BITCH/BASTARD Pillow anyway! You roll from side to side, even putting the deaf ear to it, amazing how well even a deaf ear can hear that gaawd daaumed pillow talking. Nothing but a piss off.

Oh well, since ya can't sleep, I suppose you can always take the time to add to somebody's blog!


rm_deaminveni 50M
116 posts
10/18/2005 12:08 pm

TDA LMAO Strange, we share the same pillowtalk technique - I'm not sure whether that's reassuring or depressing.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 12:33 pm

Wahine...there is such a thing as Viagra breath? LMAO...I may have a new insult. "Hey...Viagra breath!" And to think, all these years I've been using..."Hey...penis breath!"

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DaphneAgain 103F

10/18/2005 12:38 pm

I tried, but it's really hard to hear what he's saying with the pillow pressed over his face. What? Oooooh, you weren't suggesting I try it with my husband?

On a more serious note, I agree with pchamp. Pillow talk goes along with skin time.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 1:22 pm

PC I sure understand the ex pillow talk thingy. You can't make out a word she's mumbling under that pillow. I usually let her up after 20 seconds or so.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 1:30 pm

Risky...me date riffraff? Very few of the women in my family fall into that category. So, I guess you're right.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 1:32 pm

Top...we must buy our pillows at the same place.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 1:34 pm

Deamin...I know I have demons and it appears you have deamins. pretty similar indeed!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/18/2005 1:40 pm

ROFLMAO Agent 99 your comment just posted and I had the same thought to PC. See there, I told you intimacy had it's advantages.

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DaphneAgain 103F

10/18/2005 2:49 pm

Ya know Boss, that's scary. Maybe you were leaking brain cells and I got some of yours somehow.


UvannaHumpalot 37F

10/18/2005 6:00 pm

ok now i feel stupid......i'm not sure what pillow talk is....can i have a sample?


Claudette33 106M/106F

10/18/2005 8:44 pm

Talldark - I LOVE Pillow Talk, it's one of my favorite movies of all time. The saddest part is I always had a crush on Rock Hudson; imagine my dismay when I gound out he was gay!


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
10/20/2005 3:55 pm

Talk? Your supposed to talk?!? I thought all the heavy grunting was enough! Guess I have to go back to the drawing board now...


BaronessK 52F

4/21/2006 11:02 pm

Deep breathing slowing down into deep sleep; no pillow talk for me. I find it distracting to have to start thinking with a higher body part (other than my heart) at that point.


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