What Celebrity would you DO In A Country Minute??  

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7/22/2005 12:52 pm
What Celebrity would you DO In A Country Minute??

I am the first to admit, I have been very fortuante in my lifetime. I have had the good fortune to meet and chat with many notables in Hollywood. Many left a powerful lasting impression...many disappointed me to no end.

Here are a couple of my absolute favorites, in no particular order.

Omarosa. Remember her from The Apprentice? On that show she was a schemer, backstabber, and all around not trustworthy individual. This spring i had the opportunity to work with her on Steve Harvery's Big Time. At the cast party, I had the opportunity to talk to her, her husband, her mother, and her entourage. I had suspected that on The Apprentice she may have created a personna. Was I correct! In real life she is very pretty, charming, intelligent, very witty, and an all around great person. Her personna...it gets her TONS of work.

John Ratzenberger. Remember Cliff from Cheers? What an absolutely hysterical guy he is in real life! I was in makeup with him. Over the course of an hour and a half we were all laughing so hard his makeup had to be redone twice, mine too, and my ex's three times. He asked my ex if we had kids. She answered and him if he had any? He answered and then asked, "Do you kids experience peer pressure yet?" She replied, "Yes" He continues,"Set up rules. Kids like rules. Like at my house...we have strict rules." "Like what for example?" she inquires. "For example...NO crack smoking...in the house." We died. I got the chance to choke him on-camera. I'll post that shot in days to come.

David Letterman. A fellow hoosier and all around great guy! Each and every experience with Dave is a lifetime keeper. Considerate, witty as hell, and always on. As he often says, "The genius switch has no off position."

Kelly Packard. Baywatch babe to Ripley's location correspondent. What a petite cutie she is. Bubbly, energetic, witty, and has one of the most melting smiles I have ever seen.

Now...given an opportunity...there are others I have met that I'd would mate in a heartbeat Jack. However, since lawyers are really good at what they do...I'll not mention who I have met that I would do in a country minute. Is there anyone on TV, in the movies, or in entertainment that you'd DO in a country minute??


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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

7/22/2005 4:41 pm

There are actually a few celebrities I would do in a heart-beat...
Men: Matthew McConnaghey, Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer...
Women: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Eva Longoria, Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Kim Catrall, Eliza Dushku...

Mmmm... what can I say? I like the best of both worlds!

Kisses, Frisky

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DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/22/2005 4:41 pm

Jethro Bodeen ... as long as he never spoke a word. Oh wait, does that count as a Hollywood Minute? If so, would David Spade be covering it 'cause I'd do him, too. (shrugs, smiling) eh, I'm greedy.

"Lil"


ExploreMore4Me 59F

7/22/2005 5:55 pm

Dear TDA....Is a country minute longer or shorter than a New York Minute? Because if it's longer than I have a difference answer than if it's shorter. But, if they both the same then I have to completely rethink this! LOL.... Blonde thing you know!

Kisses

EM4M


AltumHunksUnite 53M

7/22/2005 6:49 pm

Heather Graham.

Without blinking.

Let me drive. I like the view


rm_Lilith4711 40F
24 posts
7/22/2005 8:12 pm

I'll give you my top three. Billy Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Dennis Leary, stand up comic and star of Rescue Me. And Henry Rollins, the only man I know of who can perform a spoken word show to a full house in a gothic/punk club, also a poet and frontman of the Rollins Band and Black Flag.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/22/2005 8:12 pm

Nicholas Cage. You.

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Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
7/22/2005 11:37 pm

Heather Graham, Nichole Kidman, Stevie Nicks, Cindi Lauper, Natilie Portman, Kathrine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Anniston (sorry if mispelled)
That and Hugh Grant's ex-the one with the big za za's and dark hair.
Forgot her name.

On another note with a celeb that's non sexual I once got into a fight with Kieffer Sutherland in England. Panzy called out his body guards.


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/23/2005 12:40 am

Rob Thomas. In a New York Minute for much longer than a country minute....

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


five_speed 41M

7/23/2005 8:38 am

I'll arm wrestle FunandFrisky for dibs on Catherine Zeta-Jones and Eva Longoria. I always liked Ashly Judd and Sophie Marcue..... I suppose i MIGHT sleep with Angelina Jolie again, but I dunno... I didn't think she was EVER going to stop alling me after last time.... heh, heh, heh!


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/23/2005 10:09 am

It kind of depends on my mood.

Right now, I'm in a Rob Thomas frame of mind. It's the close cropped haircut and the tight pants. I admit it.

I saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith recently and I think I might have to switch teams and go off with Angelina Jolie. (Provided Five Speed's fling with her is over.)

Wow. No wonder Brad Pitt ditched the missus. LOL


sexyeyes375 47F

7/23/2005 11:35 am

I can only think of women right now... Salma Hyak and Angelina Jolie

I will have to get back to you on the men.. unless you have any recommendations? (Not from personal experience, haha ..I do read your blog... quit making that face and holding your legs together..breathe..)


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

7/23/2005 12:23 pm

Viggo Mortensen , he played Aragorn in Lord of the Rings,I first noticed him in the movie Witness.He is also a writer ,poet and artist, yes in an ytype of minute, but actually a minute would not be nearly enough time ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm he sits pride of place as my desktop pic

Blonde


HornyMan_onLI34 46M

7/23/2005 1:00 pm

Angelina Jolie, goes without saying but also Salma Hyak, Brooke Burke, no question about it. I'd die happy


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
7/23/2005 2:25 pm

how about a double-whammy with johny depp and david bowie ...?



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MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/23/2005 4:43 pm

Ahh din kin ta fer sure och canny think like , ba ahh knouse tha Leonardy o ta Caprio isa a sweetie un.Ahh would ah like ta take him fer a henky ride aye fer sure.

Ahh hasy questiony fer youse mr tally dark, wheres yeer dangly? Ye hasa week.Yees bin warned like, or yees will feel ma whip aye.


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
7/23/2005 6:00 pm

John Travolta, and Pierce Brosnan. Those are for starters. It's just something about John's dancing and Pierce when hes half naked that screams fuck me!

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


i6u9we69allnight 39F

7/23/2005 9:25 pm

Vin Diesel, even though I have been told he is gay...I would still love the chance to set him straight lol


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

7/23/2005 11:58 pm

Johnny Depp
Johnny Damon
Antonio Bandaras
Brad Pitt
Viggo Mortensen
Orlando Bloom

can I have a minute with each?

TTFN


hourglasses 47F

7/24/2005 1:42 am

Maybe Bill O'Reilly. He seems like a freak.


hotandhorny107 58F

7/24/2005 4:45 pm

This list could go on for a while LOL. Richard Gere, Bono, Rod Stewart Tom Cruise just for fun, although I heard he does not walk a straight line. Val Kilmer and Viggo Mortenston too... Lots of country minutes though... I wonder I have the time???


patsam69 51M/51F

7/24/2005 5:59 pm

Russell Crowe and Dave Matthews with me in the middle....Heaven!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:05 am

Does double your chances in a bar Frisky.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:06 am

ROFLMAO Lil...Jethro Bodeen...and I have expected you to say Ernest T. Bass.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:09 am

EM4M I thought a country minute was 11.62 minutes and a New York Minute was 39 seconds. However...I'm from Indiana so what do I know? Well, the southern part of northern Indiana.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:10 am

Cleavis a no blinker? We're talking serious here!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:12 am

Lilith thanks for your comment. Judging from your photo...no doubt you're on their list too!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:13 am

Diva...I am in the same game as Nicholas Cage? Well thank you!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:15 am

Mccartney...you rascal you...one celeb! No counting the body guards??

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:16 am

Yougotta...are we talking like 20 plus minutes here?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:27 am

OK...5 Speed & Frisky are the Main Event. Odds: 7 to 1 favoring Frisky. All bets must be in by midnight.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:27 am

DCE...mind if I just stand on the sink during this?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:30 am

LMAO sexyeyes. I have to hold my legs like that. Between no bladder control and an extremely gravity stretched scrotum, I'd be a mess in any other pose. LOL, I suppose after that graphic including myself is out of the question.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:32 am

Noted Blonde. Hmm just how big is your monitor?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:33 am

Hornyman good list. Mine had them and Gladys Kravitz.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:35 am

Oooh the Double Whammy move. Freelove, clever girl.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:40 am

Mrs Greenhenky...my dangler? I tried PhotoShop on Little Kenny, but it doesn't have powerful enough manification abilities.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:41 am

Straightten...never overlook screaming!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:41 am

Allnight LMAO...going after the conversion thing eh? May the force be with you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:43 am

Hmm 6 minutes Princess? OK but you'll regret it in the morning.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:45 am

Hourglass great choice! Freaky can be good...I think.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:47 am

Sexy good for you. I feel the same way. See, you can have your choice and they's say yes in a heartbeat. In my case I have to feel that way. It's my ego defense for when they tell me no.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:49 am

Hot&horny...sweetie you'd better start this afternoon. We'll check in with you during the holidays. I'll expect details come spring you know.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:50 am

Patsam...the sandwich...tricky move. You must be more advanced than me. I'm still working on the trapeze/flypaper move.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:52 am

I heart...going for the humor approach huh?

*Notice To My Writers*
YOU'RE FIRED

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 6:53 am

Honni...woohoo! Thank you. Wait a minute...you just moved to the other side of the planet!

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five_speed 41M

7/25/2005 7:23 am

7 to 1 odds?? Can I bet on myself?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/25/2005 8:12 am

5 Speed...I did!

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rm_EyeKandy44 56F

7/25/2005 2:26 pm

Arron Tippin, I met him! Love his country accent, flat top and muscles, and EVERY song he has ever sung. I would also do every
man on the Young and the Restless-except Victor Newman, and that even
surprises me because my favorite type of man has rugged looks, --acne
scars, a few fight scars, crooked teeth, you get the point. Also
Gary Allen and Matthew McConnahey and probably Bruce Willis--because
he has a shaved head and muscles. Yeah Buddy!!


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

7/25/2005 6:15 pm

Thanks for the vote of confidence, TDA!

FiveSpeed... you're going down, baby! (Hmmm... could be interesting!)

Or, maybe we could just share?

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bella_ 47F
4030 posts
7/25/2005 6:48 pm

Antonio Bandaras...if only Melanie would get lost for 10 minutes!


Sweetcox69 47M

7/25/2005 11:05 pm

Caterine Zeta Jones (I might have to slip that old wheezebag Michael some rhohipnol - cleverly disguised as Viagra though), Penlope Cruz (What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruz anyway?) and last but not least Selma Hayak (That woman could make a burlap sack look sexier than anything on anyway fasion runway anywhere). But not necessarily in that order. What the fuck is a country minute anyway - I'm a city boy - doesn't matter I's mate with any of these goddesses in any kind of minute.


Sweetcox69 47M

7/25/2005 11:14 pm

I guess Michael Jackson just doesn't draw the ladies like he used ta huh?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/26/2005 6:23 am

Eyekandy...so you like fight scars, & knocked out teeth eh? Damn. If only you had included a really small penis on your list...I'd be a perfect match!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/26/2005 6:24 am

My pleasure F&F

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/26/2005 6:24 am

Bellisima...if he caught a glimpse of you...he'd give her a timeout.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/26/2005 6:26 am

Sweet a country minute is defined back in the comments somewhere LOL. I say take all 3 at once.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/26/2005 6:27 am

Michael Jackson is a draw alright...(biting my lip)...the end.

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rm_CookieLips2 61M

7/26/2005 7:43 am

In the wink of an eye it would be Jamie Lee Curtis!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/26/2005 8:29 am

Cookie, she's one of my favs too. Ever since Trading Places!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/27/2005 5:25 am

Real people are a lot more fun Huny. Not to mention, when you talk in public to real people you get less stares!

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