We NEED A Break. There Are Some Things Men Just Don't Get  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/28/2005 8:55 am
We NEED A Break. There Are Some Things Men Just Don't Get


As self appointed liason between the sexes, I will attempt to smooth over a few of the more significant rough spots in a relationship.

Ladies, understand that we have the attention span of a gerbil. If it's in front of us we'll see it. If you move it, we're lost. We do try really hard though. Here's an example:

A number of years ago I was at an informal gathering with my first ex and 10 other couples. I was fine as long as the topic was controlled by the men. All of a sudden, one of the women asked about removing stains from laundry. WTF? I was ready to tune out. But wait...I know how to do that...you soak it with detergent, scrub the fabric against itself, let it soak in the machine for a bit, then launder as usual. Before I could speak–and impress them with my knowledge–my ex blurted out..."You pee on it!"

From 45 feet away you could hear the bones in my neck crack as I spun to look at her. I started laughing really hard, as did everyone else. I had to clarify this one..."You what? LMAO...you've got to be kidding me. You think that actually works? LMAO."

She looked squarely into my eyes..."Do your clothes have any stains?" I haven't been right since.

Ladies...we also have the memory of a gerbil. Never put us on the spot in front of others. When you're with us, don't ask things like..."Honey, remember what I got you for Christmas last year?" Of course we don't remember what you got us. We remember that we gave you that really cool mounted moosehead but not what you got us.

Guys, here's a tip. It was either underwear or a picture frame. The underwear was either boxers or boxer briefs and they weren't white.

Next time we'll discuss the horrid, inhumane, insensitive way women put performance pressure on men to creat the perfect anniversary evening. Guys, you know...the event you remembered on your way home...that day.

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Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/28/2005 11:43 am

Does the peeing thing work?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/28/2005 11:51 am

LMAO PNS, I am embarrassed to admit it, but my clothes didn't ever have stains. I have not tried it myself. I'm a batchelor...we throw stuff out before we'd clean it.

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mehappy4u21 53F

7/28/2005 6:06 pm

So does this mean we ladies should just forget anything and everything immediately after it happens and the sexes would live happily ever after??


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/29/2005 5:44 am

MeHappy no. You need to do what you always do...put up with us a bit longer. Sooner or later...we grow up.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/29/2005 5:45 am

T you betcha. I read minds semi-well. Actually, my specialty is reading boobies. I'm pretty good.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 9:23 am

Indeed Huny...it sucks to be us.

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