We Finally Have Proof That Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats!  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/29/2005 11:25 am
We Finally Have Proof That Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats!

My sources in Hollywierd have confirmed a story slated to break tomorrow in the national news.

In an exclusive interview with renowned paparazzi Dusty Lenscap, our sources not only obtained this photo but got the inside scoop.

Secretly meeting with clients in hidden basements in San Francisco since the 20's, dogs have been helping cats rationalize their very existance. More on this hot button later.


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14u24me34all 51M
235 posts
7/29/2005 7:40 pm

"According to Drs. Roddy Weiler and Sy Berian Phd, there is no method
of getting pussy to relax and lay down more effective than acting like
you truly are committed to their well being......"
New England Journal of Peticine


taodoug65 51M
262 posts
7/29/2005 8:10 pm

I have admit. Dogs maybe smarter than cats.. Because always seems that the cat is getting knocked of a counter while the dog lays on the floor waiting for something to fall...

Thus not letting the people of the house know.. That he was on the counter only after being threatened with his life. By the dog on the floor wagging its tail..


rm_major259 50M
101 posts
7/29/2005 8:30 pm

So you shit, eat, and scratch up stuff. How does that make you feel?


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/29/2005 9:50 pm

Yes dogs!


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/30/2005 8:45 am

Dog: Okay, so you trash their plants, scratch up their stuff, don't do any tricks and totally ignore them. Despite all that, they still love and feed you! How is that possible?

Cat: Fuck off and go get me some chow. I said, move it! And when you get back, rub my belly.


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/30/2005 1:02 pm

Hunz, that really can't be right.. This is trickery, the cats are way smarter and simply give the dogs the impression that they are smarter...mmmm
Wait.. that sounds familiar


jungandhorney 42F

7/30/2005 1:50 pm

i seriously doubt the valisity and reliability of any such story......


jungandhorney 42F

7/30/2005 1:55 pm

crap.....

note to self: proof read comments BEFORE posting....

*ahem*

I seriously doubt the validity and reliability of any such nonsense..........


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
7/30/2005 4:51 pm

SPARKY !! Sparky is the one who took my yellow pad paper ! Ive been looking all over for that thing.

Just as long as i don't see sparky coughing up any below the belly cat hairs I think Sparky will be ok doing this profession.

-CuteAZguy27


rm_drtygrlie 41M/42F

7/30/2005 7:29 pm

Nobody questions the intelligence of dogs. It is the mental faculties of the owner that must be questioned. However if you want your home to smell of urine, there is never enough hair stuck to your clothes, you find piles of fecal matter scattered about the yard to be decorative and you desire the active pursuit of a stalker then a dog may be your perfect pet.


VerdeWakedCrept 48M
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7/30/2005 7:32 pm

Sorry drtygrli I think I just posted this as you... (you shouldn't have left your account logged in..

Nobody questions the intelligence of dogs. It is the mental faculties of the owner that must be questioned. However if you need your home to smell of urine, there is never enough hair stuck to your clothes, you find piles of fecal matter scattered about the yard to be decorative and you desire the active pursuit of a stalker then a dog may be your perfect pet.


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
7/30/2005 9:49 pm

LOL, dogs live with us, cats let us live with them..T

T




CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
7/30/2005 10:07 pm

Hey, jungandhorney, I don't see a problem, I liked valisity just fine!!! Dogs & cats: I just don't know. We have 2 of each, and they're all crazy!!! NO, WAIT!!! We take care of all their needs, they don't have to work for food or shelter, they make us pet and love them. No doubt about it, WE'RE the crazy ones!!!!!!! Cabo!!!


Claudette33 106M/106F

7/31/2005 12:30 pm

I think both cats and dogs are cool. We have two of each, but I must admit that I love the way my cat's fur feels on me. Both of my cats adore me - they love on me, rub up against me, and lick me - they make me feel wonderful... I especially like having sex with my husband and feeling one of the cats next to me. Ever tried that?


2ofusfor3 53M/48F

8/1/2005 12:51 am

I knew it! Dogs are always try'n to get the pussy on the couch! Woof! Dog's are noth'n but dogs. Pussy-eat'n dogs! I love dogs. My man is a dog. (smiling sheepishly) But, no, they are not smarter... cats just let them think they are. It works on so many different levels.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:25 am

LMAO 14u...I'm writting this stuff down

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:38 am

Doug that has been my contention all along. Cats are clumsy.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:38 am

Superior Major, superior.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:39 am

PNS it's a runaway.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:39 am

Anemone...LOL we need a remote correspondent.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:40 am

LOL DCE...but I can sit up.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:41 am

Sexyfitwoman...others here at the home inspire me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:42 am

EE, so you're running with the conspiracy theory eh?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:43 am

Jung, I rhiml it mat ve yruw...who lmoqs?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:44 am

Jung...me too!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:45 am

Az...are you saying there may be some strange species thing going on here?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:46 am

Grlie...exactly what I was after!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:46 am

Spencer now I am really really confused???

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:49 am

Frnks you said itr exactly!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:51 am

Cabo we all get trained no matter which we own.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:56 am

Claudette, I did try that. Been dating the cat for 2 yrs now.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:57 am

LMAO and here all this time I've been calling you Katey.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 6:58 am

2ofus...thanks for the heads up. I thought something was up.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/1/2005 7:01 am

Huny I know I'm crazy for it. I think...or was that ice cream?

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