Want Useless Info? Better Yet ... Need It? Here Ya Go.  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
8/30/2005 2:52 pm
Want Useless Info? Better Yet ... Need It? Here Ya Go.

In my never ending service to my fellow man I bring more gifts. (giving self arm chuck)

Obviously, there are jillions of useless things. Here are a few favs.

Know your numbers by name? One, Ten, Hundred, Thousand, Million, Billion, Trillion, Quadrillion, Quintillion, Sextillion, Septillion, Octillion, Nonillion, Decillion, Undecillion, Duodecillion, Tredecillion, Quattuordecillion, Quindecillion, Sexdecillion, Septendecillion, Octodecillion, Novemdecillion, Vigintillion. These arn't in exact order. For example, the last one is 10 to the 63 power.

The term STAT in a hospital come from the Latin word Statim meaning immediately. Hmm, much better than NOW.

Genes from ANY 2 people are 99.9% the same.

Sneezes have been recorded up to 103 MPH

Farts have been recorded up to 10 feet per second.

Male ejaculation is 28 MPH.

When does 3+4+5=6? here...3³ + 4³ + 5³ = 6³.

The origin of the 21 gun salute is the date 1776 added together.

41% of the women in the U.S. were girl scouts.

St. Patrick was Scottish.

The human nose can distinguish ± 10,000 different odors.

The human eye blinks about 4,200,000 times yearly.

The F*** word is used 246 times in the movie Goodfellas.

Not one single U.S. President has had brown eyes. Hmm, it is rumored though that Bill Clinton did show his brown eye to Monica.


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Claudette33 106M/106F

8/30/2005 9:18 pm

TD - Where do this get this shit! ROFLMAO

Claudette


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/30/2005 11:34 pm

The presidential eye color is driving me crazy. I MUST find an exception. Keep googling, keep googling...

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/30/2005 11:58 pm

I was never a girl scout.

I agree with 1hot on the presidential eye color thing, that seems wrong.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
8/31/2005 12:53 am

It’s all in their Words of Wisdom

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

“Whatever happens, the U.S. Navy is not going to be caught napping.” - Frank Knox, U.S. Secretary of the Navy, on December 4, 1941.

“Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value.” - Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911.

“We don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.” ‒
Hewlett-Packard's rejection of Steve Jobs, who went on to found Apple Computers.

“I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.”
“Rural Americans are real Americans. There's no doubt about that. You can't always be sure with other Americans. Not all of them are real.”
“The future will be better tomorrow.”
‒ all three by Dan Quayle

My personal favorite:
“It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.” - Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895.

“We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” - H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” - Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, October 16, 1929.

“This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” - Western Union internal memo, 1876.

“Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know.” - Donald Rumsfeld - Comment before the war in Iraq in 2003

Fun with Numbers

3 x 37 = 111 and 1+1+1 = 3
6 x 37 = 222 and 2+2+2 = 6
9 x 37 = 333 and 3+3+3 = 9
12 x 37 = 444 and 4+4+4 = 12
15 x 37 = 555 and 5+5+5 = 15

What’s In a Name?
Real names of celebrities

Woody Allen - Allen Konigsberg
Brigitte Bardot - Camille Javal
Pat Benatar - Patricia Andrejewski
Robert Blake - Michael Gubitosi
Bo Derek ‒ Mary Cathleen Collins
Joan Crawford - Lucille Le Sueur
Tom Cruise - Thomas Cruise Mapother IV
Tony Curtis - Bernard Schwartz
Kirk Douglas - Issur Danielovitch
Bob Dylan - Robert Zimmerman
Cary Grant ‒ Archibald Leach
Judy Garland ‒ Frances Grumm
Hulk Hogan ‒ Terry Gene Bollea
Carole King ‒ Carole Klein
Cheryl Ladd ‒ Cheryl Stoppelmoor
Demi Moore ‒ Demetria Guynes
Chuck Norris ‒ Carlos Ray
Tina Turner ‒ Anne Mae Bullock
Raquel Welch ‒ Raquel Tejada

And of course...
Talldarkavg1 - Superman


freetime648 52F

8/31/2005 1:07 am

Shoot Tall, use of the "F" bomb was used in my house at least twice as many as Goodfellas...and in the same time as it would take to watch Goodfellas......I love my mom!


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tzmeplzme73 44F

8/31/2005 1:58 am

WOW more and more useless information, I am impressed TDA. Where you manage to store all this useless stuff my mind is always busy with the mundane guess I need to broaden my horizens eh?


rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
8/31/2005 2:14 am

So, if I drive faster than 28 mph and get a bj will I cum out my ass?

More numbers:
googol = 1 followed by 100 zeros
googolplex = 1 followed by a googol of zeros


DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/31/2005 4:03 am

Hmmm...

If a President were elected with brown eyes, he would automatically be viewed as 'full of shit" instead of it surfacing after the election.

Male ejaculation: Have any stats on "per minute?" Not sure the "per hour" could have been recorded accurately, lol.

I was Brownie and Girl Scout. Kinda scary, huh?

lol...TD - Superman. I know I envision him in a cape and tights driving the Edsel...


justsayhi2005 51F

8/31/2005 6:35 am

I was never a girl scout but I am a nurse...and there really is a difference between NOW and STAT lol.


rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/31/2005 6:50 am

More stuff to know......you will come into indirect contact with a penis 14 times a day. Watch out for those door knobs! You had better be washing your hands. And, if you shake the hands of 5 women one of them will have just recently masturbated. Hmmmm, do women need to wash too?


xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/31/2005 8:31 am

And of course...
Talldarkavg1 - Superman

I KNEW IT!!

You look so cute in those tights


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:36 am

Traveling...depends which State educated them.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:36 am

Traveling a little FYI...my dust has been clocked over 100!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:37 am

Traveling 10,001 if you count my blogs.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:39 am

Claudette, I am a public servant. It is my responsibility to keep all of Blogville on the leading edge of the information highway. That, and I have no life.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:40 am

Wahine that one is a shocker isn't it? I have hunted like mad for an IQ range of Presidents. I'm thinking that's a stat Sammy wants to stay hidden.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:41 am

Daphne...it does seem to imply we elect by eye color rather than the important issue...penis size.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:42 am

Lucky thank you for the stats. Did you find anything on Presidential IQ or avg. penis size? I can't find anything. I may have to hire a mole.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:47 am

Tzme I maintain a massive database of useless info. I store it in the front of my pants. Not only is it handy...but the appearance of my package is quite nice.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:49 am

Ban I always thought the Googleplex was the theatre over on CR 6??

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:52 am

Honni...you're too kind. It takes me less than 3 minutes to write an average blog. LMAO...obviously. Stuff pops into my head and I write it out.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:55 am

DT I'm thinking they must have used a radar gun.

"Chief, I need the radar gun for a jizz study over at the college this afternoon."

BTW the edsel is a covertable. I prefer the cape in a breeze.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 11:56 am

LMAO Risky thank you!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 12:11 pm

Justsayhi...come on. Really? We all know that doctors make up words so when they talk we're even more confused. I was told, "The third sump of your ventricular orifice triangulated with the cusp of the possibly infarcted myocardial protuberance causing a partial obique transpoly obstruction laterally." Sure it did.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 12:14 pm

Cookie I question your accuracy bud. First off, who opens doors with their penis? I can barely pee in a straight line let alone wrap around a door knob. One in 5 women just masturbated...I'm thinking a show of hands may be in order to verify this one.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 12:14 pm

44DD thanks...I'm so blushing.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 12:16 pm

Huny hopefully they aren't good either. Tell me the branches they work at...I'll make some withdrawls and we'll split.

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rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/31/2005 1:59 pm

There is an IQ thing somewhere, which is a combination of actual and estimated IQs but I can't remember where I saw it. Dammit. Now guess how I'll spend the rest of my day.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 2:52 pm

LOL Wahine...welcome to my world!

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rm_lucytart 50F
590 posts
9/1/2005 6:09 am

28 mph? Mmmm, the speed of taste!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 11:37 am

LMAO Lucy...I didn't know that one. Thank you!

BTW...busy this afternoon?

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