Want Bigger Boobs WITHOUT Surgery? Here's How !  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/2/2005 6:59 am
Want Bigger Boobs WITHOUT Surgery? Here's How !

I am so proud of this discovery I could just sigh. I hear your cries for help. I feel your pain. I'm here for YOU! I know there are people here in Blogville, mostly women, who want larger perkier boobs...but just aren't willing to undergo painful unreliable costly surgical techniques to achieve this. Would I let you down? Nope.

Last night I was watching some movies. Mostly because nothing worth while was on the tube. I watched some real brain expanders. Dawn of the dead. Return of the living dead. Resident evil.

All of a sudden...there it was...as plain as the hand in my crotch! The solution to boob woes right in front of me...Zombies!

Every one of these Zombies had great boobs! Really perky. Nice shape. Good coloration. Youthful jigglage. Pow...Zombies have great boobs.

Now, consider the facts. Zombieism requires no lengthy surgical procedure. No costly evaluations and consultation sessions. You DO NOT have the HMO worries. You don't have to ask around about the best doctor. There's no postop pain!

I could rave for hours about this discovery. But I think you get the point. Become a Zombie!

OK, there are minor side-effects. You may develope a taste for human brains. So? Trust me, most of the people you'll attack either won't miss them anyway or won't realize what you're doing. Win Win. You're welcome. I'm here to serve you!


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ExploreMore4Me 59F

9/2/2005 7:32 am

TDA....You have to stop this, seriously. Bigger boobs are no longer my concern. I'm now concerned with the "Spewing Mouth" Syndrome...to include Monitorsplatteritis & coffenosesquirt eruptuous! {sigh... I do hope you are working on a resolution for these affliction! I'm sure there's others here suffering from this as well as result of visitation to this blog!)

Signed...Seriousl Afflicted In Upstate New York


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 7:54 am

Downside: The possibilty of starving to death while searching for a worthy human brain...


freetime648 52F

9/2/2005 8:46 am

Tall, my hubby sometimes considers me a zombie, but..still..(looking down) no boobs!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/2/2005 10:26 am

lol Jez said it well

WyvernRose


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/2/2005 1:45 pm

They can have my brains I don't use em much




S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_Balanon2 49M
193 posts
9/2/2005 2:32 pm

I've always been partial to the demon princess's myself; gravity defying boobage and killer outfits (often literally!). I just have to watch saying like “I’d like to get some tail.”

So, ladies if the all-the-brains-u-can-eat menu doesn’t appeal to you, there’s the sell your soul option. And look at your Purity score, do you really need the soul anymore?


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

9/2/2005 6:08 pm

i love my boobs, size doesnt count isnt that what we reasure u men about all the time


lifeisablast333 54M

9/2/2005 6:22 pm

Dead chicks with great boobs.........I can hear a gross redneck
friend of mine ....he would say....just getem before they get cold.
But he is a little odd.... the redneck
next time if you like the classics, try Casa Blanca........


five_speed 41M

9/2/2005 9:36 pm

I thought I had something funny to say to this, but when I started to write, all that I could think was "5-speed likes boobs. Boobs is good!"

has any one done a study to see if boobage is in any way related to occurences of zombism in men?


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/3/2005 2:38 am

That's great, but I don't think I want to wait to become a zombie to have nice firm perky boobage again.

DustStormDiva


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/3/2005 5:54 am

Dead chicks can't say no.

Of course you cant take a big boobed zombie chick out in public without your friends wondering 'where'd he dig up this one?'

I wonder whats bigger on male zombies...hmmm you dont suppose they walk in that leg-dragging way because...


pussinboots4u 50M/47F

9/3/2005 5:55 am

**out of breath** **gasping for air**

okay travelingtexas sent me over here and this is what I have for you talldarkavg1

Boobs are evil, evil, evil I tell you - and I've sold my soul to the devil - wait that's not what I was supposed to say

**the devil is playing music in the background** **doing a little dance - shaking the boobies at the monitor**


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/3/2005 6:50 am

*The blog door to TDA's room swings open, and in stumbles CuteAZguy27*-hey, saw my face on a milk carton dated back to Aug. 24th (Trust me dont taste the milk)just wanted to let you know im back in blogland once again, yet at the moment im trying to find my ear, a sexy zomby chick with great perky tits was nibbling on my ear, but didnt think she was taking it that seriously.

-CuteAZguy27


jungandhorney 42F

9/3/2005 9:49 am

yeah............well, I for one is happy with my boobs. i think they are great! and I am alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thankyouverymuch!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/3/2005 10:30 am

TDA... You are over the edge...LOL..fortunately I posted a solution for you in my blog today...LOL


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

9/3/2005 11:14 am

Ummmmmmmm I think I will stick with my little boobie traps , but thanks for going the extra ummm perverse thought and thinking so hard.
P.S You never intrude , and thanks for the private thought and concern
{=}
Blonde


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/3/2005 1:10 pm

LMAOOOO, ohhhhhhhhh, to have boobies like an 18 yr old again....but I will pass on the zombie state.. I like to move, no laying dead for me...
Keep it up TT and you will receive more pics..LMAOOOOO getting to get cold up here too, could be frozen blue nippies for you .. T

T




rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
9/3/2005 3:18 pm

On a recent trip to Stamford, I witnessed many examples of zombie-ism, and as such, many perky boobs.


patsam69 51M/51F

9/3/2005 8:01 pm

be dead...have to eat brains but have big boobs....hmmm let me think.....NOT!!!!!!!


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

9/3/2005 8:47 pm

Ok on the advice of travelingintexas it has come to my attention that you are in need of some dire whodoo moodoo pooky witch doctor voodoo therapy. Now if you walk this way, make sure to wiggle the butt and swing the hips and sing a song , it is called "
The boobage pooky, yes it has replace the hokky pooky, it was concevied by satan because boobs are satan , cum on over here and dance with me and we will see if my golden nuggets can scare satan away.
"Dip them to the left and dip them to the right, prend when you bend they will giggle and do the boobage pooky with me"

Yup Blonde is losing it , but please don`t stick me in the "boobie hatch" altthough a strait jacket could kinda be like bondage don`t ya think. ARE YA CURED YET.


MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
9/3/2005 8:49 pm

Anyone who seriously wants bigger boobs is welcome to come stay with me for a little while.

In the three years I've been living in my town house, I've had new neighbors each year on the other side of my North wall, and each year it seems they're subsequently bigger and bigger boobs.

The neighbors on the other side of the South wall are very pleasant folx, PLUS she has a hyuuuuge set of cans!

I hope that this helps. I live to serve

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

9/3/2005 8:51 pm

oppppppppppsy blonde moment,, I meant pretend not prend,, never was good at singing, well I can in the shower, but thats a whole other story.


SoljerBlu 39M

9/4/2005 1:19 am

Hey man, you're such a zombie, I'll bet your boobs are out to there, or beyond.. and if patsam69 was doing you, your boobs would drag your face in the dirt.


sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
9/4/2005 2:59 pm

I think I'll stick with my boobs! At 28 they're still fairly perky

Hey Tall, did you see that guy that ran thru here?? I SWEAR it was the guy from the milk carton!!! You know that AZ cute dude!!

BTW, Tall, did you happen to notice if those zombie chicks had nice asses???


missy973 47F

9/5/2005 1:24 am

You're so funny.


AlbertPrince 58M

9/5/2005 5:27 am

Zombies are make-believe, just like vampires, gremlins and Eskimos.


rm_TWeaK819 30M

9/5/2005 3:58 pm

Don't zombies eat brains because they don't have any themselves? Reminds me of a group of women who also often have great boobs, yet a lil less in the head. You sure those zombies in the movies weren't just blondes who stumbled onto the set?

Heh jk, don't want a hoarde of blonde girls storming on me, at least not if it's because I've pissed them off ^_^;


rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
9/5/2005 4:04 pm

Gotta be better than my life now.. sign me up....


beewulf9 38M

9/6/2005 7:14 am

I am astounded by the suggestion for people to become zombies for them perky breasts. lol


rm_jacexprime2 40M
67 posts
9/6/2005 9:35 am

Hmmm....zombie boobs. It's all good till a nipple falls off, and you choke on it. GAH! *thud*

I tell you what though, there's something to be said for a girl that isn't well endowed in the chest area. I've noticed they appreciate the physical teasing in bed (rather than the verbal, which will get you smacked) a bit more than some of the bigger breasted women I've been with. I like breasts no matter what size they are, unless I risk suffocation.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:04 am

EM4M I think there are several people working on this condition presently. I will most assuredly keep you ABREAST of my findings.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:06 am

DT...good point. A word of advice...avoid my city entirely.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:06 am

Freetime, big diff between considered and actually being one! Try it and let me know.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:07 am

Thank you Jez, the feeling is mutual!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:08 am

Wy I am feeling slightly better though...ah who am I kidding?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:09 am

Huny I am looking into Boobies Anonymous. As far as getting a grip...I have a tight one I assure you. That could be part or the problem I'm thinking.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:10 am

Luke I am proud. Personal sacrifice becomes you!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:11 am

Ban...another personal sacrifice...sniff...I love you guys.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:11 am

Silky you are correct, size doesn't matter. It's how you use them.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:12 am

Life I bought Casa Blanca. Turned out to be a Spanish documentary on Bush's place. Hated it!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:13 am

5 speed you have a good point. I think such a study is long overdue!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:14 am

Traveling...thank goodness you don't stutter!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:15 am

Diva I am working on a "part-time" zombie formula. I'll keep you posted.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:17 am

SJ LMAO...I'm thinking we're kin!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:18 am

Puss...lol that traveling...he'll do anything for boobage. What am I saying?? So will I.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:20 am

AZ!!!!!! Welcome back!! Good to see you again. Will drop by later today for a beer...I'm buying.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:21 am

Jung...I think you really should have a second opinion. A professional opinion. C'mere!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:21 am

Siz...issues. I have issues. I'll stop by for a peek.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:26 am

Blonde...good to hear. Was concerned.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:27 am

LMAO T...blue smurf nipples! WooHoo.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:28 am

Dandth...see and eveyone thought I was making this stuff up! I know my boobage.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:29 am

Traveling...there may be...I am checking the data banks in the extensive T.B.N. Tall Boobage Network

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:30 am

Pats...brains are like sushi I guess.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:34 am

LMAO Blonde I was ALMOST cured and you stopped dancing. I think this needs to be resummed very soon!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:35 am

Mr...the love and personal scarifice is overwhelming. Thank you

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:36 am

Ah...Blonde...let's finish off the dancing in the shower.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:38 am

Woodstock...like whoa man, too heavy. I am like...was I finished?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:40 am

KS...that is a great idea!! Actually...I am appointing you to the R&D team. This afternoon we'll need to take some imprints for the prototype. Just a bit of plaster and oil rubbing.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:42 am

ST...I saw him! About "your" opinion on your boobs. Hey...I'M the professional here...I'LL need to voice an opinion after very close scrutiny. Could takes a few hours. I'd better nap first.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:43 am

Missy...thank you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:44 am

Ah...Albert...my cousin had a 1973 Gremlin! I agree about the vampires and eskimos though.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:45 am

Tw you're on your own son! I have been beaten up by the blondes!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:46 am

Your Majesty...on my way over with the forms.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 9:47 am

Bee I'm not really advocating it to anyone. It is merely my function to report evidence in a neutral non-biased manner.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 10:18 am

Jace that's it. The person first...boobage second.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/12/2005 10:20 am

Jiggly...mind if I follow you around with a digicam for a bit?

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