UPDATE ... New Tension In Middle East ... Bush Cause  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/30/2005 10:13 am
UPDATE ... New Tension In Middle East ... Bush Cause

This just in...our reporters have learned of a possible new problem in the Middle East.

It seems yesterday, the Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas was out cruising. Along the way he happened past Schlomo's Used Cars. As fate would have it, he spotted a really cool touring car formerly owned by Saddam. Low miles, air conditioning, gold appointments, and less than 5 bullet holes.

Abbas started the paperwork. It was at this point the problem began.

Abbas immediately phoned U.S. President George Bush to find out if Dubya would co-sign. Dubya refused claiming he was already paying too much for both daughters' rehab and didn't have the spare cash.

However, Bush did offer to send over an Air Force C130 with his grandmother's 1955 Nash Rambler. Abbas seemed offended and hung up. More on this as it developes.


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Straycatsetsuko 61F

8/30/2005 11:05 am

I'd take the rambler, myself.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/30/2005 11:15 am

I agree stray. Those were the cute little ones.

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rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/30/2005 12:45 pm

Spare cash? Geez, Shrub is getting rich off of all of us here lately, or haven't you noticed? Been to the pump lately? They call it a pump but it's really a suck. Drains the money right out of my wallet that's for sure! I agree with Straycat too. '55 was a great year!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/30/2005 2:54 pm

T, he certainly doesn't! Marginally better than Clinton though.

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rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/30/2005 3:55 pm

I'm partial to 54 myself, but close enough.

But now I'm singing that Beep, Beep song from the early 60's ("I was driving in my Cadillac and what to my surprise...a little Nash Rambler was following me, about one-third my size")

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/31/2005 3:13 pm

LMAO Cookie isn't it the truth. I'm partial to the '55 and '54

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/31/2005 3:16 pm

Wahine it's OLDIES Time!

Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
Ill show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn
Ill show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldnt believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
Youd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
Ill show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

Now were going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?

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rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/31/2005 11:59 pm

And of course you started singing it r--e--a--l--l--y s--l--o--w--l--y and got fasterandfasterandfasteruntilthepunchline.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 11:41 am

But of course. Tried making the high pitched beep beeps that aren't in the lyrics–but are on the soundtrack–with my hand and armpit. Was that a mistake! People began sraying my office with air freshener as they walked by.

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