Top 10 Things You Can Do To Boost Your Ego  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/16/2005 7:13 am
Top 10 Things You Can Do To Boost Your Ego

You know, no matter what you try, sometimes you just don't feel up to snuff. A bruised ego is painful and often difficult to mend. Have no fear kids...here is a list of the Top 10 Things you can do to lift your spirits and heal that wounded ego.

10. Play Scrabble with a rapper
9. Only hang out with blondes
8. Legally change your name to Heywood Jablowme
7. Remember, quitters never win and winners never quit. However...those who never win and never quit are fucking morons
6. Play Scrabble with George Bush
5. Learn Chinese instantly. Read photo with head tilted right
4. Remember John Kerry's face when looking in mirror
3. Attend spelling bee with Anna Nicole Smith
2. Look at nude internet photos of Bill Gates

and the number one ego/spirit picker upper...

1. Remember, pain in the ass people are just like a Slinky. Although difficult to talk to...they make you smile everytime you push them down the stairs.


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wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/16/2005 8:27 am

lol I like the way you think

WyvernRose


ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

8/16/2005 8:58 am

These are great, as always. I try to keep #1 in mind all the time. The world is full of stupid people. It's just too bad that ignorance isn't painful.


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/16/2005 9:01 am

haha
great as always.

it's slinky it's slinky a wonderful wonderful toy, fun for a girl or a boy.


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/16/2005 9:07 am

i like the saying "if at first you don't succeed, try and try again. if you still don't succeed: give up"

and i think i'll make a sign out of #1 and put it somewhere easily visible.. so whenever i have a bad day... lol.

or how my bro cheered me up one day... we were sitting around complaining about our respective jobs, and he said "but at least if they bug you, you can say, "yeah, whatever, shut up and go to your room!""

have fun with those slinky's


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

8/16/2005 9:19 am

Stick with 9. you will be just fine hahahaha

BLONDE


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 9:32 am

LOL valley...she shouldn't be on this list. If you need her to boost your ego...you've been watching way too much FOX!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 9:33 am

I just read it Jez...I bit my lip as to not comment. I DO have some suggestions.

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Theflinkychick 105F

8/16/2005 9:34 am

Ummm, in number one, that does say Slinky, not Flinky, doesn't it?

Not all who wander are lost.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 9:34 am

Thanks Wy. Pick-me-ups are a good thing.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 9:36 am

LOL kitten. There are such distinct advantages aren't there? Good to see you at least talk...my folks just used a BB gun.

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sexyeyes375 47F

8/16/2005 3:20 pm

..I love you... can I take you home? Now, if we can find a way to make #1 legal.. I will be a happy camper.. WEG...


Muffinman_neal 52M
56 posts
8/16/2005 3:25 pm

Another way to boost your ego, prove a person is not a man.

A man is a king in his castle, a king is a ruler, a ruler is twelve inches, do you measure up ?

Being Canadian and on the metric system 15 CM sounds a heck of a lot better.

You do have a twisted mind, Keep me laughing I love it.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:33 pm

Anewlevel...if it isn't painful why am I spending so much on Tylenol then??

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:34 pm

PNS...is there a second verse? Isn't it, "...has a second name it's M A Y E R."

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:35 pm

LMAO Blonde...I like subtle!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:36 pm

Flinky, Slinky. Never push a Flinky. Never pull a Slinky. Word.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:39 pm

GULP sexyeyes...I'm so unprepared.

OK, car's packed...WooHoo hello road trip.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:40 pm

Muffinman I have to use MM when quoting my size. 7mm still sounds OK in the States ya know! You're welcome. Thanks for the kind words.

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sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
8/16/2005 10:26 pm

TD, clarify something for me...my blonde brain is having troubles lol... in #7, are they the morons or the ones fucking the morons??
Please help me clear this matter up immediately!

Lots o' luv,
ST


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 5:20 am

LMAO ST...well done. Let's say both.

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