Top 10 Reason's Dating An Older Gent Pays Off  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 2:14 pm
Top 10 Reason's Dating An Older Gent Pays Off

As you can tell by my recent photo, being alone all these years is starting to take its toll on me physically.

I have said this before and I stand by it now...I would much rather die at the hands of a lovely younger lady than be hit by a bus.

An older gent brings a lot more to the table than the younger lads anyway. Here we go, the Top 10 Reason's For Dating A Geezer.

10. No pregnancy risk...we shoot dust.
9. Our AARP insurance will cover your boob job.
8. We can answer your Grandma's living will questions...accurately.
7. We don't expect you to be faithful. A simple mercy hump monthly is enough.
6. We don't get offended having to wear a Brad Pitt mask.
5. We specialize in foreplay. Promise we can watch Matlock, and you bought another 2 hours.
4. Social Security checks can be cashed anywhere.
3. Our memory is so bad...within 3 minutes you can convince us that we already had sex.
2. We buy expensive birthday gifts and...our memory is so bad...you can have a birthday every month.

and the Number One reason...I've said it before and I'll say it again...

1. We die quicker and leave you our stuff.


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jungandhorney 42F

8/4/2005 8:09 pm

i'm in love with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
8/4/2005 10:06 pm

BBAAAAAADDDDDDD GIRLLL !!! I don't know why, but I have the strangest feeling that you're not telling the truth !!!!! Don't get mad !!! I'm just looking out for Father's money !!! [ I know Dad, Pizza the Hut, and all that, but, u know the truth !!! ] You should be ashamed young lady !!! Trying to sweet talk an old coot, errr...I mean eldery gentleman like Darth....The Dark One....The Force....Vader....errrrr....I mean Dad into falling for you !!! [ Pop, can u use the Force to make her like me???? C'mon Pop !!! You'd do it for Luke !!! ] You think about your actions young, beautiful, delicious....uhhh,I mean..... Naughty young thing !!! Peace !!! Cabo !!!


Claudette33 106M/106F

8/5/2005 1:17 am

You are so hot! You're just trying to lure someone in...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 5:35 am

Jung...be gentle. LMAO what am I saying? Rip my head off...please.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 5:38 am

Jezebelle, inform KJ you now have a new cook! I do dishes too. Laundry even. Now...come to Daddy. LOL

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 5:40 am

Cabo you can use the cruiser tonight...but from now on...please, at least try to clean the Wookie hair off the back seat!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 5:41 am

Cabo you can use the cruiser tonight...but from now on...please, at least try to clean the Wookie hair off the back seat!

Thank you for trying to recue me from Jez & KJ. Now go to your room. Dad's gotta run to the bank.

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rm_vixenflir 58M
295 posts
8/5/2005 6:15 am

I LAUGHED my ass off!!! Loved the pic also! Gotta write these 10 down on an index card and put it in my wallet for future use because the 3 minute rule DOES apply! Great post!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 10:53 am

That biceps shot gets them every time Claudette!

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/5/2005 7:29 pm

TDA- Let's make a deal... I'll be your arm candy, if you'll be my sugar daddy!

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rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
8/6/2005 3:57 am

If it was good enough for Anna Nicole then it's good enough for me!!!

NM


DukeAbbaddon 41M
280 posts
8/7/2005 5:37 am

Im offended for you your blog makes you sound like a person and you just make out hear like you dead bones!
well stuff the spice peprika and dope up your bottum ! and admite your alive and well show the grace of those bones with a skelliton pic !
love duke abbaddon

ps read my bloge some spells for hard lifers !


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 10:09 am

LOL Vixen...I try every angle possible!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 10:11 am

F&F under one condition...you promise not to kill me off too quickly?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 10:11 am

LMAO Huny...shhhh...but I AM older!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 10:12 am

NM I love that thinking!! Ladies take notice here...NM is onto something...now if I can only figure out how to make it me...

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 10:14 am

Duke thanks. I will work on the skeleton photos...I think. Sounds a bit painful.

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sweetthang2877 39F
534 posts
8/8/2005 1:06 pm

So TD....How young is too old 4 ya?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 2:52 pm

Sweetthang I have to draw a line somewhere...18 or older LMAO. As long as she comes with an oxygen bottle of course!

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/8/2005 5:48 pm

TDA- Kill you off?? Never!

How could I go on without your crazy sense of humor? Who else is going to make me laugh so hard I cry on a daily basis???

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/9/2005 5:13 am

Awww, thank you F&F.

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