Today's News Views And Other Stuff You Just Can't Live Without  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/18/2005 7:01 am
Today's News Views And Other Stuff You Just Can't Live Without

Israel pulls out of the Gaza Strip
Israel has ordered all the residents of the Gaza Strip to move and plans to turn the land over to Palestine. Pulling out is heralded as making the World a better place .

In a related story...Had Bush Sr. pulled out years ago, the World would really be a better place.

Rapper changes names again
Sean Combs announced he is changing his name again. Formerly Puff Daddy, then P. Ditty, he will now be known as simply Ditty.

In related stories, rapper Fifty Cent will now be known as Quarter, Mystical will be Cal, and Eminem will just be Dumb Ass.

Iraq extended
Dateline Washington, DC. President Bush awoke this morning, walked outside, saw his shadow, and announced there will be six more weeks of war.

Drug Meridia left on market
The FDA denied Public Citizen's request for a ban in a ruling issued Aug. 9 but made public Wednesday by Meridia manufacturer Abbott Laboratories.

In that ruling, FDA drug chief Dr. Steven Galson acknowledged questions about Meridia's cardiovascular effects, and said the agency had ordered Abbott to take stronger steps to ensure that dieters with heart disease aren't prescribed the drug -- and to stress the importance of monitoring users' blood pressure.

Galson then announced he will not answer any more questions for the rest of the month as he needs to invest and transfer funds from his Swiss accounts and will be way too busy to worry about petty health issues.

In a realted story, Congress today proclaimed that cigarette related cancer deaths are far less painful than being hit by a comet.


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checkmate115 48M

8/18/2005 8:17 am

your blog kicks butt! (but let's have a moment of silence for the downtrodden in your post above)


freetime648 52F

8/18/2005 8:18 am

Good God Gerty, you have to have alot of time on your hands!!! Love your blogs and thanks for the giggles!


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xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/18/2005 8:26 am

I have been channel surfing between courttv (The BTK serial killer) and CNBC's coverage of Gaza.

Thank goodness we have people like Sean Combs (Ditty) to make the news as well. *eyeroll* That reminds me of Prince's stunt where he became the symbol and artist "formerly known as Prince."

Don't these artists have better things to do?

Apparently not.

LOL @ Bush Sr. pulling out...... no such luck.


ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

8/18/2005 9:11 am

LOL at the Quarter thing. That was great. It's nice to be able to come here and be informed.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/18/2005 9:13 am

LMAO

I've been thinkin bout changing my name in homage to Ditty and J Lo.
I'm going from Luke Holland to L Ho.

Watch out world, make way for L Ho!

You can call me Ho for short.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/18/2005 9:17 am

Bush wakes up in the morning....why? You know, if his Dad had really pulled out, or better yet, never pulled in, Dubya wouldn't be here!


demonicsexkitten 41F
10672 posts
8/18/2005 9:27 am

TDA: thanks your news commentary is great. lol.


five_speed 41M

8/18/2005 9:28 am

I always thought the current president was actually the love child of Jack Reno and Hillary Clinton (years before Jack had surgery to become Janet.) The Bush'es adopted him to full the ancient Republican prophecy:

"The one who comes from the bushes of two false and evil twisted sisters must be raised by yet another bush so that he may become the man who will smite the Democratic Opponents of the one true and good Twisted Sister."


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/18/2005 10:26 am

Oh rappers changing names, the important stuff we are informed of on the air waves.. Marconi would be proud!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 11:45 am

Checkmate thank you sir. I tried to be silent but flatulence spoiled the moment. Sorry.

Hmm, I don't remember eating that.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 11:46 am

Freetime, thank you and you're welcome. Thanks for reminding me that I don't have a life. Where did I put my sharp knife?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 11:49 am

44DD I remember that change to a symbol...he had hoped it would be pronounced...Ca'Ching. No such luck. His career faded into oblivion. Now it's pronouced by putting the tongue between the lips and blowing really hard.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 11:50 am

Anewlevel my goal has always been to spearhead the sread of great and valuable knowledge. One of these days...I'm going to do it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 11:52 am

Ho I like it! Has a certain ring to it. Move to Idaho and you'll have a Christmas thing going on.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 11:53 am

Cookie always remember that one great redeeming quality Dubya has...it's his...what the hell was it anyway? I'll come back to it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 11:54 am

My pleasure as always Kitten ¦:¬)

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/18/2005 11:55 am

5 speed I'm gettin chills over here. I hate when prophets are right, unless of course they refer to my bottom line that is.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 11:58 am

PNS you know Marconi originally paired up with Luigi Mozzarella. However they disagreed too often and split up. Good thing...Marconi & Cheese is just too silly.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 4:05 pm

LMAO Huny...more accurate too!!

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Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
8/18/2005 10:25 pm

LMAO about the Bush Sr. Comment.


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/18/2005 10:39 pm

TDA- I can always count on you to keep me up to date with current events! Thanks, babe!

LMAO Great blog as usual!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 6:08 am

T I've seen the video...I think he's a tree in this life!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 6:16 am

McCartney...a sad but true story. Reporting such events is a dirty business, but someone has to be in the trenches...it's my job.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/19/2005 6:17 am

F&F thank you, it is my extreme pleasure to keep everyone informed of current events.

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