Today's List ... Top 10 Reasons To Become A Blonde  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/19/2005 8:58 am
Today's List ... Top 10 Reasons To Become A Blonde

I have been hearing from many blondes that they get an unjust bum about their intelligence. They tell me that there are even jokes devoted solely to this very topic. Well, OK, if you say so. Crusader for the under dog as I am, Blondes Unite...I'm here for you! However, what you may be seeing as being picked on is actually a free license to do anything you want!

Today's Top Ten List. Top 10 Reasons To Become A Blonde.

11. If you get Alzheimer's your I.Q. increases

B. No matter what you do...people are amazed

40. Whenever you wear pigtails people assume they're handlebars

D. After a coffee break you can demand retraining

7. You can park in Handicapped space

Blue. You can return ugly scarf gift to store claiming it is too tight

G½. 4 words ... discounts from mind readers

!. If people complain about your body odor inform them no one sells Left Guard!

3. You can send postcards saying, "Having great time. Where am I?"

ƌ. You can question why hemophiliacs never seek accupuncture

and the number 1 reason to become a blonde...

1. You can wake up under a cow and say..."You guys still here?"


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BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

8/19/2005 11:31 am

PUNISHMENT you really do deserve it , hmmmmmmmmm something real nasty muhahahahahahaha


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 12:21 pm

ROFLMAO Blonde. I was kinda hoping you believe in paybacks.

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sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/19/2005 2:05 pm

You are evil.....but most of what you say is true...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 2:20 pm

Sin...I am so evil Jehovah's Witnesses won't even stop at my house. You know, little Kenny has demons running all through him! Just a little FYI

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Claudette33 106M/106F

8/19/2005 3:20 pm

Talldark - You are a bad bad boy and I'm calling your mother!

Claudette


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/19/2005 4:11 pm

TDA- LMAO! I hate to admit it, but this was really funny! However, being a blonde myself, I'd have to say you deserve a good ass whooping for it!

I know what you are up to, TDA! You are organizing the orgy of your dreams! First you piss off all the blondes. Then, you have a mob of angry women all over you. Great strategy!

Btw, I hope you like it rough because I'm on my way over!

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Ana_6973 43F

8/19/2005 4:15 pm

Okay, obviously the obligatory monthly refill on my brunetteness didn't work and I had to read twice because I thought I was seeing things when I realized the numbers were all wacky. You are just evil. Evil I tell you, EVIL! LMAO!

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~


ExploreMore4Me 59F

8/19/2005 4:18 pm

TDA....I'm normallly a peacable individual who rarely finds satisfaction in retribution. HOWEVER, in this case I'm willing to make an exception! Blonde, Humbold and the rest of the ladies here who are ANY shade of blonde...Grab ropes, chains, scarfs and implements of torture! After all, we can do whatever we want to TDA and GET AWAY WITH IT! Remember, We're blonde! LMAO

Hugs!

EM4M


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 4:20 pm

Honni...I was counting on that!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 4:23 pm

Claudette...LMAO good luck getting an answer

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mehappy4u21 53F

8/19/2005 5:13 pm

So that's why I'm so amazing to others...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 6:15 pm

F&F...busted. I have to admit...a good ass whooping from the blondes in here...I'm waiting.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 6:16 pm

LMAO Ana...evil AND tricky!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/19/2005 6:17 pm

EM4M...methinks there may be a flaw in my plan.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 6:17 pm

Mehappy that is part of it. The other part may be the boobs.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/19/2005 6:19 pm

Jez, you know...I am way out of control. A good whooping just may straighten me out!

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rm_harleynanna 47M/54F

8/19/2005 7:38 pm

I HAVE ALWAY'S WONDERED WHY EVERY BODY JUST STARE'S AT ME WHEN I SAY SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS INTELLIGENT !!!


rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
8/20/2005 3:58 am

Well Mister, I knew something was telling me I better get back over here and see what shit you were stirring.. hehe.. I just gotta say.. I am a pretend blonde.. therefore I have to pretend to be dumb!! You stinker you!!


rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/20/2005 9:19 am

You know what's coming next, don't you? First it was boobs, now it will be blondes filling up your E-mails. Don't forget to share!


jungandhorney 42F

8/20/2005 12:58 pm

I think I will keep my red hair........


Barbiedoll2003 63F

8/20/2005 11:50 pm

you can send a post card that says....

having a great time where am i? who gives a damn...lol........ a mind is a precious thing to waste....is that a banana in your pocket? or are u just happy to see me?


Barbiedoll2003 63F

8/20/2005 11:51 pm

and for the record ...blondes do have more fun......LOL.......


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/21/2005 3:47 am

Lol... this was VERY funny... even though I'm blonde... and intelligent... yeah, I know... an oxymoron! What a pity I live so far away, otherwise I'd threaten to come over and teach you how to count

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


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