This Is A MUST READ For ALL Blogville Citizens!  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
8/31/2005 9:14 am
This Is A MUST READ For ALL Blogville Citizens!

Early in my blogging career I suggested Blogville elections. Silly me. Little did I know, elections had been held early on in the developing days of Blogville.

Things are changing. I have yet to find a complete list of the elected officials. Perhaps some have moved on. Perhaps some are disenchanted with their position. And maybe...just maybe...others have been influenced by money slinging lobby groups. Nevertheless, we NEED government in Blogville.

Blogville citizens are plagued with moronic emails, stalkers, multiple postings, no postings, high gas prices, erect penises that talk...the list goes on and on. We are all just standing idly by. What's next? Talking breasts? I'm telling you it's only a matter of time until pickpocketing penises plague our fair city!

I propose the following:

1. We the citizens of Blogville obtain a complete list of our elected officials
2. We assess the list for the possibility of missing offices
3. We determine who wishes to run for re-election
4. We hold a primary. Anyone seeking an office says so
5. We have a 1 month campaign...the gloves are off
6. We have the election.

Your vote counts! Blogville needs representation. Not only to the muckety mucks at AdultFriendFinder who hold all the money...but for the little person. The citizen of Blogville. The common Joe...the Erect Joe...the common Jane...the Wonderfully Endowed Jane...and so forth.

It's your city people...what are you going to do?


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expatbrit49 62M

8/31/2005 4:09 pm

A full list of elected officials are available at Election Results if that dosnt work go to {blog expatbrit49] and search Election Results

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


expatbrit49 62M

8/31/2005 4:10 pm

A full list of elected officials are available at Election Results if that dosnt work go to expatbrit49 and search Election Results

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/31/2005 4:15 pm

lol I am blogville's lawyer the complete lists are contained on ExpatBrits Blog and Uhhhmmmmmmm perhaps Sexyfitwomans blog

Tala is our deity

WyvernRose


five_speed 41M

8/31/2005 8:31 pm

The picture you have posted with this entry makes me very afraid. It terrifies me. I don't know why.


rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
9/1/2005 12:04 am

wyvernrose - it would appear that I need to retain your services.

TDA, in an earlier post, inflicted harm upon my body by negligent use of humor. Rather than settle honorably, he/she/it has elected to file a frivolous and trumped up counter-suit. Will you represent me? (ref: Do I Need A Warning Or Should I Just Call My Attorney?)


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 9:25 am

Thank you Expat

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 9:26 am

Here is the list from Expat

Mayor: Sexyfitwoman with 62% of the vote
Deputy Mayor: BLONDENEEDSSEX with 57% of the Vote
Town Planner: Expatbrit49 with 76% of the Vote
Fire Chief: Sportyfun56 with 89% of the vote
Town Engineer: Postingnick with 74% of the Vote
International Relations: Papyrina with 58% of the Vote
Town Slut: straightupslut with 72% of the Vote

Councilors
bigdnlady 25% mzhunyhole 23% kevnico 20% lacycuffs 17%

Town Lawyer: wyvernrose with 65% of the Vote
Town Life Guard: Candy69sosweet with 62% of the Vote

Elected Uncontested

Police Chief: Nightstogether
Town Manager: Bella_
Town Treasurer: Purejoy4fem
Town Mascot: [blog Smilyguygc]
Town Crier: misticwriter88
Town Anarchist: Freelove999
Town Minister: jayR63
Town Doctor: Apolybear
Poet Laurite: GoddessoftheDawn
Bar Tender: mnfun952 at the G-Spot
Town Deity: tala4u2
Town Pool Boy: bluegenes51
Deputy Fire Marshal: Redswallow777
Town Coffeeshop: [blog CoffeeNoCream]
Town Sex Therapist; IPman
Town Medical Examiner: Apolybear
Town Executioner: Jerosd
Town Public Relations: mzhunyhole
Town Flower; txrose4uNTX

Fired
Voting Commissioner: cajunpet

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 9:27 am

Thank you Wy.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 9:28 am

Huny I think he's retired LOL...free again on a technicality.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 9:30 am

5 speed I figured out how to use subliminals in PhotoShop. However, on an up note, I am considering using my powers for good.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 9:32 am

OK Ban, I can see where this is heading. We don't need a trail or mediation...I will settle out of court. BUT...you have to honor the gag order and never mention it. I'll send Crazy Shirley over this afternoon with the gag.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 9:34 am

Traveling you are perceptive! The explanation is above to 5 speed.

I agree with you. Some officials are no longer residents, some may not be interested, and some offices do not exist. This won't do.

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rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/1/2005 12:14 pm

I'd like to be the Inspector General of the Boobage

Pleeaassee


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/1/2005 12:25 pm

Can I be the town Muffin Man?

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Oral Lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Oral Lane.

Now two of us know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Now two of us know the muffin man,
That lives on Oral Lane.

A few of us know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
A few of us know the muffin man,
That lives on Oral Lane.

Now we all know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Now we all know the muffin man,
That lives on Oral Lane.




S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/1/2005 12:49 pm

<~~~~~~~~sitting on a stack of freshly printed hundreds....
I'm going to be needing representation soon... Who's the town legal counsel?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 1:10 pm

LOL Luke. I'm thinking we need one too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/1/2005 1:12 pm

Wyvernrose is Siz. BTW...FYI...she doesn't take 100's.

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ExploreMore4Me 59F

9/1/2005 5:17 pm

Dear TDA....I personally think we need a "fashion" police person! I mean really...at least a "Shoe Fashion" police person! Can I Volunteer for the position or would this be an elected office?

Hugs!

EM4M


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