The Secrets To Good Internet Sex ... With Another Person  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
8/23/2005 8:55 am
The Secrets To Good Internet Sex ... With Another Person

My very first blog addressed the issue that sometimes people are slightly less than honest about appearances on the internet. That was 11 weeks or so ago. Oddly enough, little has changed since then. No worries kids...Tall is here to the rescue. I have a sure fire method of internet success! Who loves ya baby?

OK, so you've lied to someone about your appearance. No biggie! Here's what you do. Schedule the in person meeting at a public place and tell them you'll be wearing a blue outfit. Get there 10 minutes early and wear a green outfit over the blue one. Spot the person you intend to meet. IF you still want to meet them, sneak up close (they'll never know it's you since they are looking for the person in the photo you sent and someone wearing blue), and squirt some Diphenhydramine in their eyes.

Diphenhydramine is the stuff the eye doctor squirts in your eyes to dialate them. Their vision is now blurred and bascially shot. Secretly slip out of your green outfit and reveal the blue outfit. Reappraoch the person and introduce yourself. They can only vaguely make out the blue silhouette and little else.

They'll complain about their vision, so what? Help feed them for the brownie points. Finish your meal, suggest you both go back to your place because you have something your eye doctor gave you that will clear up their vision. When you get back to your place...squirt them again!

You're in! They can't drive, they have to spend the night. Periodic squirts throughout the night assure success. Get a big enough supply and wedding bells are in your future! Internet dating is a breeze once you know the secrets.

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sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/23/2005 10:56 am

OMG - thank you so much for the dating secrets. But, what happens if both parties try to take your advice?

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
8/23/2005 11:31 am

People on the internet lie? *gasp* say it aint so Tall...say it aint so.
Actually, the people I have met from the internet as a rule have turned out to look like what they professed or in most cases even better. How many of us really look great in photos? yuk!

I always try to tell the truth, but frankly, some folks cant handle the truth. They insist on the fantasy. The blade of truth cuts both ways.

I mentioned the *ahem* 'abundant' size of my ass once in chat & people just chuckled saying 'ALL women think their asses are fat.'

NO! Mine really is!! I'm not fishing for compliments nor do I have a distorted body image! I have a fat ass damn it!!
I'd use my cam to prove it, but I just dont have a wide angle lens.

But now that you've developed the 'cure' for reality...I guess I can stop telling the truth

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/23/2005 11:40 am

I would assume you have tested this idea many times yourself before you would bring it to the public's attention?

p.s Do you answer everyones questions seperatly because you are a nice guy, or is it because you enjoy seeing multiple vertical images of yourself?

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/23/2005 12:09 pm

I already tried it
Still didn't work

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 1:00 pm

Sin I stood downwind from myself and didn't realize it. I ended up dating myself for 3 months. I have to admit, the sex was good but the yakking non-stop almost killed me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 1:00 pm my age...if something works I run with it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 1:04 pm

LMAO sj you're killing me. OK, truth time...I'm 6'1", 225 pounds, measure 52-34-40, gorgeous, semi-good dancer, and great cook. Whew...I DO feel better.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 1:07 pm

Saint I answer each and every person individually because each and every person who is kind enough to take time out of their day and read my antics and then comment deserves a one-on-one response. I have done this from day one. As far as seeing myself vertically...LMAO I have mirrors over my bed. I'm immune.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 1:08 pm

Luke...HER eyes son, HER eyes!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 1:10 pm

S³, honesty is the best policy. However...when trying to get laid...anything goes. wink wink...Ever been with a guy & his monkey?

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rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
8/24/2005 3:06 pm

I think I'll just stick with the ruffies. Then I don't have to worry about: 1) my halitosis 2) actually finding someone to schedule a meet in advance

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