The Manly Man VS The Infamous Girlie Man  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/14/2005 5:37 am
The Manly Man VS The Infamous Girlie Man


Let me start off with a Frame of Reference statement. If you judge a man by typical manly behavior...I am a wuss. I think my wussdom may have started early in life. I suspect I may have been abused as a child. I just recently found out that when I was an infant my mother used to force me to suck her boobs.

That may have left a mark. To this day I love boobs. Put a beef jerky and a boob in front of me and it's a no-brainer. I'm gnawing on the boobie. And mind you, I really like beef jerky. Boobies are just so cool. We're talking fun for the whole family here kids. Give me a pair of those rascals and I'll amuse myself hours. I'm grasping for redemtion here. This may be my sole manly act.

Here we go, may as well expose my wussdom in all its glory. One of my favorite activities is to snuggle up with my daughters and share the Kleenex on a favorite tear jerker. Girls are just so cuddly. I love that. All 3 of mine cuddle nicely. Wuss, girlie man.

I dislike all sports. Well, with the exception of NASCAR. If it's on I'll watch it. And, since Ryan Newman is from here, I cheer for him, and 7 others. I don't really understand football. I hate baseball. Basketball is OK but not too thrilling. Golf? I'd rather watch a casket warp. Tennis...nah. Hockey? Never got into puck slapping. Wuss, girlie man.

Hunting. Now here's a classic. We just have to go out and kill something! Here's the logic behind deer hunting. We have to thin the herds. If we don't...they'll starve.

Let me get this right...if we don't kill them...they'll die. Oh. Makes sense now. Not. If you want hunting to be a sport give the deer guns. Or better yet...all hunters MUST wear normal camo outfits. Not those gawdy orange suckers but real camoflauge. AND, they all must wear a helmet with antlers attached. I think we need to thin the herd of hunters! Wuss, girlie man.

Alcohol. Here's where I really stand out. I hate the taste of booze. I need drinks with ice cream and an umbrella. Bartenders hate me. Wuss, girlie man.

I guess I could go on and on about my lack of masculinity ad nauseum, but I won't. Now, am I alone in this thinking? Or is it time us guys start admitting some things just aren't as masculine as we would project?

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rm_affbreak 46M
287 posts
7/14/2005 6:46 am

> is it time us guys start admitting some things just aren't as masculine as we would project?

Only if we wanna get some symathy fucking.


rm_affbreak 46M
287 posts
7/14/2005 6:50 am

p missing .. symPathy ... p like in penile dysfunction ...

...did you know rearranging the letters of 'Penile dysfunction' gives

Soft? Up nicely in end!

I bet a girlie man found this anagram. lol


keithcancook 60M
17822 posts
7/14/2005 7:04 am

I have great difficulty watching tear jerker chick flicks. I do not like to admit they sometimes move me to grab a tissue. Therefore, I avoid those stories whenever possible.

If I feel the need to cry I just go look in the mirror.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/14/2005 7:05 am

I have tried to touch my feminine side. Every time I do in public I get arrested.

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ExploreMore4Me 59F

7/14/2005 7:24 am

talldark.. I know you asked for the guys confessions and opinions...BUT... I have to say....Kudos for you for cuddling with those little girls of yours! Wuss? No way! Not in my book!

As for the rest...your infinity for boobies has redeemed you from the realms of "Girly Man"...(Not that the things you mentioned made you a girly man in the first place!) Besides, the fact you're brave enough to expose your wussdom makes you more of a man! (I'm sure this didn't surprise you! LO

Kisses!

EM4M


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/14/2005 7:30 am

Ok I like most sports, work on cars, do minor electrical work, alot of home repairs, tear things apart and fix them, mow the lawn and drink a cold beer or two on a hot summer day.

Does that mean I'm in touch with my masculine side? And I check myself regularly and I am positive that I don't have 'the appendage.'

"Lil"


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/14/2005 8:16 am

LMAO Keith. We'll have to watch Dirty Dozen together.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/14/2005 8:18 am

More4Me...I'm giving myself a Manly arm punch. Thanks!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/14/2005 8:20 am

Lil you are dangerously close to your masculine side. I'll figure out a brain enema and get back to you!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/14/2005 8:20 am

Me either I heart. I figure if the fish wants to go home with me he'll jump in the boat.

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redmustang91 57M  
8657 posts
7/14/2005 8:23 am

It is funny how society labels certain activities as male or female. Like the nouns in Spanish or French! Never made much sense to me. Aside from wet nurse, childbirth or sperm donor, few activities seem inherently one gender to me. I like action pictures and tear jerkers. I love HBO's Sopranos and Sex and the City, for example. I can sew a button on, love to shop for womens or mens clothes and cannot fix cars. I enjoy watching tennis, basketball, football, and most sports. Galf is slow, except I got into tiger woods at the Masters. I think hunting is stupid and dangerous and many hunters are accidentally shot. Fishing is too slow, until you have the big fish on the line. Ocean fishing can be dangerous and exciting but not enough bang for the buck in my opinion. I prefer to stop labeling human activities as gender specific and let people enjoy whatever they like.


CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
7/14/2005 8:29 am

O.K. Now that I've found your blog, I'm going to get even less sleep than usual!! Thanks man!!! Funny stuff!! I can't add any more to this right now, [ Hey! That's a great VanHalen song! ], but I intend to come back here, and challenge you for the title of "King of Wussdom"!!! Be prepared for a showdown!!! Just wanted to give you "Fair Warning"!! [ Oops! Another VanHalen reference!! ] P.S. Check my post on diva's blog. Also, go to my blog, and comment!! I double dog dare ya!! Later Dude!!!!!! Cabo!!!!!!!!!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
7/14/2005 8:59 am

You know...I really tried to think of something, but nothing comes to mind...( sizzle sliding his harlequin romance novels, under the bed...LO


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

7/14/2005 9:15 am

NASCAR is a sport!

If I like racing am I in touch with my Masculine side..lol ( until a female racer wins a cup)

Boobs are great, yah...I can as a female say that...

Hunters up on deer stands, riding around with atv's ...yeah real even playing fields...arm the deer back!

Cuddling and chick flicks aren't just for girls...
can lead to a very rommantic night. ( Yes I said ROMMANCE, I am a girl)

Summer is the time for lil umbrellas and blender drinks,( and cold beers with limes) so enjoy!

Kudos for knowing how to properly use a Kleenex box...

TTFN


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/14/2005 9:41 am

Hey Talldark
Want to come over and hang pink certains and watch WIll & Grace?


mi_mwpm 51M

7/14/2005 9:44 pm

I'm part of the way there with ya TDA1. Love to cuddle with the daughter, but since she's 2 1/2 that means 30 seconds tops, unless she's already asleep.

As I get older I find myself tearing up to movies that I would have laughed at when I was 18... amazing how a little perspective can change your views on things.

As for sports...
Racing - driving fast and turning left, eh. They ought to treat it like a police training course and pop up "targets" every so often. Minus 5 laps if you pick off Granny!
Football - enjoy watching it, but don't revolve any portion of my life around it.
Basketball - see Football.
Hockey - If it's playoff time and the Wings are in there, yep, I'm watching.
Baseball, Golf, Tennis - Zzzzzzz


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/15/2005 6:01 am

I think so too Affbreak. We need to dispell some stuff.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/15/2005 6:02 am

Affbreak...I suck at many things...anagrams are first. Thanks for sharing.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/15/2005 6:03 am

Mustang...amen!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 6:06 am

(tossing gloves to the ground)OK Cabo...a showdown you want a showdown you got! (picking up gloves, dusting them, folding them neatly) It's on! (noticing that cuticle that needs attention) Bring it!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/15/2005 6:08 am

Mama Mama

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 6:10 am

Sizzle...brain flatulence is a terrible thing. I have it often. Tape 2 Beanos to your forehead and call me in the morning.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/15/2005 6:12 am

My thoughts exactly Princess and thank you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 6:13 am

LOL N Sex. Are there FREE PiƱa Coladas involved?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/15/2005 6:16 am

Nbtnt I completely agree with the label issue. I may be forced to found...WUSS. Wusses United Society Sucks.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/15/2005 6:17 am

Mi you're part way there. Attend our next WUSS meeting.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 6:19 am

Thank you Humbold...too sweet of you. However...the manly euipment part...ah er...may need a definition here on manly equipment .

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rm_lucytart 50F
590 posts
7/19/2005 11:50 am

Sounds like you're MY kind of man. Those manly men ain't got nothing on you. I like NASCAR and riding my cycle, does that make me a manly woman? I think not.

I've long suspected that the manly / womanly mix comes back to your post on IQ... seems like those folks with higher than average IQs are more willing than average to be both strong and sensitive. There's probably research...

And I sure don't mind a little boobie attention You can play all day!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/19/2005 2:01 pm

Thank God for arthritis creme!

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