The Deal Breaker...SNORING  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/28/2005 12:44 pm
The Deal Breaker...SNORING


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I admit, I may be the second worst in the world when it comes to snoring. Somewhere someone must be worse. I peel wallpaper , scare the heck out of myself at least 3 times a night, and make life horrid for anyone within earshot.

I know the routine. First night with a lady...I awaken in the morning to her looking at me. Circles under her eyes (non-mascara related), but she smiles.

Night two...oddly, I awaken 6 or 7 times to a strange bed bouncing. Next morning, same circles...but bigger. Night three, less than subtle kicks...huge circles in the morning.

No night four!

How do you handle snoring?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/28/2005 12:45 pm

Below is the text as I originally posted it. I got rejected due to banned words. What a putz I am!

I admit, I may be the second worst in the world when it comes to snoring. Somewhere someone must be worse. I peel wallpaper , scare the heck out of myself at least 3 times a night, and make life horrid for anyone within earshot.

I know the routine. First night with a lady...I awaken in the morning to her looking at me. Circles under her eyes (non-mascara related), but she smiles.

Night two...oddly, I awaken 6 or 7 times to a strange bed bouncing. Next morning, same circles...but bigger. Night three, less than subtle kicks...huge circles in the morning.

No night four!

How do you handle snoring?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/28/2005 12:51 pm

Hmmm...if I write with non-acceptable words in the text the story gets rejected. I wrote the see text thingy and it was accepted. Then I went back in and added the offensive text. It posted then. I am so confused.

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mehappy4u21 53F

6/28/2005 4:14 pm

Confused huh? So am I... Still waiting for the offensive text... Love that stuff... About the snoring thing... I say get everything your little heart and body desires from him before he falls out... Then who cares if he snores... At least you get to sleep with that big happy smile on your face in the next room... Better yet, kick his ass out to the couch...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/28/2005 5:09 pm

You are not the only one confused in here. Which post am i supposed to read first? I wanted to read the original first but both posts appeared to be the same. So I started from the top and read to the bottom. Yeah, you tried to straighten it out. Yet the CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER of things has been comprimised. I ended up reading the second post first, when I should have been reading the second post first. See how confusing that sounds?

I think you should fix the CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER right away. Before any more unsuspecting bloggers become emeshed in this madness.

I have taken a more drastic route to cure snoring. I sleep alone. I did not choose this method for medicinal purposes. It was a byproduct of not being able to score. I suppose I could market this new found snoring cure, but a sex site is probably not the place to begin.


mi_mwpm 51M

6/28/2005 7:50 pm

I leave her sleeping on the couch and go to bed.


boobalha

6/28/2005 9:35 pm

well being a woman and a snorer it is worse for me it isnt ladylike for us to snore or fart or scratch ourselfs but we all do it.I just tell my company right off the bat listen this is the way it is so like it or oh well hasnt caused a prob yet but i hate it when i wake myself up snoring dont you that is embarressing i also look at a man that is snoring good after sex is a satisfied man


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/28/2005 10:05 pm

At least you got three nights with her! And you complain you don't get sex!

I snore if I sleep on my back, but I would rather sleep on my belly. I have never had anyone tell me that I snore while on my belly. I'll ask the next time I sleep in the same bed as a lover.

DustStormDiva


LilRedNReadyLady 55F

6/29/2005 4:04 am

I have two words for you, Darlin...EAR PLUGS!! Ones rated for High Vilocity always worked well for me. Then again, abandoning ship and sleeping in another part of the house worked, too. Just isn't much fun waking up all warm and wet, only to HEAR the object of your desire is STILL contentedly removing the wood flooring, plank by plank. Oh...A gentle 'request' aimed right between the shoulder blades tends to do the trick...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 7:06 am

Mehappy...does that work? I'm taking notes here.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 7:07 am

LMAO Keith...we have much in common.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 7:18 am

MI LMAO...I need to take that approach! However, I fear I lack your skills at making her passout.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 7:20 am

Boobalha this is the...well whatever you call this part of the century...times have changed. It is now accepted that women have similar parts as men. Yours are just better looking.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 7:21 am

Diva I am so embarrassed. OK, busted. I went off memory here. And–for the record–to the best of my recollection, that is how it went.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 7:25 am

Lady ear plugs it is. Between the shoulder blades eh?

*(Note to self...wear helmet and shoulder pads if ever with Lady.)

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BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

6/29/2005 5:10 pm

If he snores, I`d just have to keep him awake all night lol so he can`t


PailsDiverHonks 55F

6/29/2005 8:14 pm

Well, I do what mimwpm does...I leave HIM on the couch


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6/30/2005 5:40 am

Blonde...you are a sage among women. I like how you think!

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6/30/2005 5:40 am

Greeneyes...story of my life.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 10:45 am

Music of the night...hmmm. if that's the case, I should be at Carnegie Hall anytime now.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 10:47 am

LMAO...the silver off my trailer hitch? LMAO Dayum Woman...just how many men have you killed?

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