rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/26/2005 7:34 am

Two problems occur as men age and gain weight. One, you cannot see your feet. Two, you cannot see Mr. Whoha. TallCo® is on the case.

The All New Penis Gawker 1000 will be released just in time for the holidays this year. And for the remarkably low price of $179.95.

Keep an eye on that rascal!

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five_speed 41M

9/26/2005 9:25 am

Come on TDA, why beat around the bush? What we're really talking about here is a disease that aflicts millions of me, the dreaded Dunlap's Disease (as in, my gut done lapped ove my belt.) And while we're being so candid, let's not forget what happens when Dunlap's Disease goes untreated for too long; it develops into the even more severe Dickydoo syndrome (as in, my gut sticks out further than my dicky do.) Your product simply treats the symptom, sir, not the disease. While I aplaud the attempt, I will not be truly impressed until TallCo invents a viable cure. Perhaps we may devise something is we pool TallCo and CLC resources, a joint venture?

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/26/2005 5:17 pm

Don't worry Boss, while you are out of the office I have been busy chasing the guys in R&D around, keeping them busy at work. (BTW I borrowed that that nice little leather whip you keep in your bottom drawer.) What they have come up with now the the Penis Gawker Pro!

Yes folks, we here at TallCo® continue to serve the masses. The All New and Improved Penis Gawker 1000 PRO is set for release on February 10th, just in time to get one for the man of your dreams. The new PGPro has the same features as the original PG with some special additions. Does your guy have a teeny weenie that affects his self-esteem? The PGPro has a magnifying lens built in. Yes! Up to 10 times magnification. He'll be thinking he should take pics and send them to women with this thing, of course holding the prerequiste can of cola along side to show how thick he is. And with that in mind, with just the click of a button he can snap a digital photo suitable for email attachments.

User's Note: Ladies, as a helpful hint, buy your guy one of those 6 oz. cans of soda and really give him and ego boost. He'll look ginormous next to it. You'll make his year!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/26/2005 7:02 pm

Gawd help me if I ever need one of those. Few things are more unappealing than a skinny guy with a gut.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/27/2005 12:11 am

Hardly, your friend *coughbullshitcough* will be interested in purchasing the PGPro with up to 10 times magnification and digital camera included.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/27/2005 8:49 am

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... well they guys could try wearing a maternity belt.. will help hold the belly up more...lol T


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