Some Things You Just Don't Do  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/24/2005 3:17 pm
Some Things You Just Don't Do

I know...you don't pull on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't mess around with Jim. But there are other absolute DON'Ts.

No matter how much she complains about roids itching...you just don't let grandma scoot around on the floor in the living room rubbing her butt on the carpet. It just isn't done.

Nobody...and I mean NOBODY puts mustard on a hot dog. I think Dirty Harry even said this. It just isn't done.

Never ever under any circumstances put the TP on the roll with the paper on the backside. It just isn't done.

Never bite a taco in the middle first. It just isn't done.

Never tell someone, "My kids will never do that." It just isn't done.

Never bet someone $12 you can wear a cork in your butthole for 16 days. It just can't be done.

Never tell your partner the truth about their appearance and expect to get laid that night. It just isn't done.

Never say, "Hey ya'll watch this" and expect the original number of fingers to be on each hand. It just isn't done.

I may have missed a couple.


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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/24/2005 5:20 pm

Thanks for the words of advice.

DustStormDiva


StreaktheFreak 38F

8/24/2005 5:27 pm

just out of curiosity....do you know from experience about the cork???


frogger1995 39F

8/24/2005 5:40 pm

Never make a lady sleep on the wet spot...if you want some the next day that is


HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/24/2005 5:42 pm

Never try to read [blog talldarkavg1] while drinking a carbonated beverage and eating peanut butter crackers. *sniff *sniff

It just isn't done.


Claudette33 106M/106F

8/24/2005 6:24 pm

Talldark - I agree with you absolutely, except for the hotdog - I love mustard on my hotdogs (or is this a euphemism or something else)!

Claudette


five_speed 41M

8/24/2005 6:38 pm

Never piss in the wind or whittle towards yourself.

Never drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill a drop.

Never take a knife to a gun fight.

Never say "Things can't get any worse!"

Never ask your date's father if he can spare a few bucks.

Never ask your date's father if he can spare a few rubbers.

When at dinner, never point at what's left on your father-in-law's plate and ask "you gonna eat that?"


TDandH1960 56M

8/24/2005 8:04 pm

Sorry I have to disagree with you about the toilel paper, I was an avid right way or no way until I had a 2 year old start unrolling it at every opportunity, that's when the toilet paper roll fed off of the back. Never say Never!


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
8/24/2005 8:35 pm

I would have to agree with all of these! But I do put mustard on my hotdog..is that a sin??


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/24/2005 9:41 pm

I think the mustard one is an error. Did you mean never put mayo on a hotdog? Mustard is MADE for hotdogs, they are the only thing I use mustard on.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


demonicsexkitten 41F
10672 posts
8/24/2005 10:06 pm

TDandH i think my mom experienced that TP problem when I was little. I just know we were always taught ALWAYS have it unroll from the back. (and the one time i didn't: i came home to find my kitten had unrolled it for me).

I also put mustard on my hotdog. But only 1 or 2 drops, so maybe it doesn't count.


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
8/24/2005 10:56 pm

I always put the TP roll from the front. I trained my kids to do it that way too. When they actually change the TP. I did experience the TP stool flush thing with my kids, but it's a right of passage for all two year olds, so what they hey?

Mustard is the ONLY THING TO BE PUT ON ANY HOTDOG or BRAUT unless you are a kid, then you can put catsup.
Now Mayo is another matter. Mayo doesn't belong on any hotdog or Braut! EVER!!!
I don't boil my hotdogs. That's just plain disgusting.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

8/25/2005 12:03 am

* puts mustard on my braut*

TTFN


sexyeyes375 47F

8/25/2005 1:00 am

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" Harry Callahan

.. I don't think he was referring to putting mustard on a hot dog...

..also quilty of mustard tamporing on cylinder meat products..


xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/25/2005 5:12 am

I'm another 'mustard on my hot dog' girl!!


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
8/25/2005 6:10 am

Never argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Never attempt to teach a pig to dance. It wastes your time and annoys the pig

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Never knock on Death's door ... Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

Never miss a good chance to shut up


rm_lucytart 50F
590 posts
8/25/2005 6:29 am

>Never ever under any circumstances put the TP on the roll with the paper on the backside. It just isn't done.

You clearly don't have cats or kids!! LOL Mount it backwards, and you prevent those messy piles of paper on the floor when the cat or kid decided to roll it down...

>>Nobody...and I mean NOBODY puts mustard on a hot dog. I think Dirty Harry even said this. It just isn't done.

And I'm another mustard lover. Preferably brown or spicy. And sometimes even ... relish!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:32 am

Diva, as always, I am here to serve all of you. It is my pleasure.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:41 am

Streak I not only lost 12 bucks and ruined a pair of jeans, but nearly cost an innocent bystander an eye. Learn from my mistakes.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:50 am

Frogger good advise. However I do have a question. How the heck do I get someone there to create a wet spot in the first place??

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:51 am

LOL Hardly...we stand warned! Thank you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:52 am

Claudette I am SO embarrassed. I MEANT to say ketchup. Never use ketchup on a hot dog. I love New York dogs! Smack smack.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:53 am

LMAO 5 speed...you make me proud!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:55 am

TD&H I did that as a kid too. My folks just wrapped me mummy-style in the TP and pushed me down the stairs a few times. To this day I use a corn cob.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:57 am

Bella I messed up. It should have read catsup...ketchup...or, in my case,...catchup.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 6:58 am

Daphne I miss-printed it. You know, aging is a terrible thing. It makes you forget what you're doing and it also

was I finished?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 7:01 am

LMAO traveling. Tough crowd...good to see ya'll are paying attention. I agree never boil an HD. You do NOT boil socks either. You boil your prick! Or prick your boil...I always confuse them.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 7:08 am

Kitten...the reason the kitty did that wasn't due to the alignment of the TP...cats are evil. Unless of course they are sexkittens!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 7:12 am

Minx you are correct on all accounts. The TP in the front allows for the cool triangle fold on the first sheet. Always do that too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 7:19 am

Princess me too. Best way to go. Well, grilled onions with garlic, couple peppers grilled too. Maybe kraut too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 7:21 am

Honni, 5 speed is a coconspirator. I need him...when I miss something he's on top of it. Somehow that just doesn't sound right.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 7:22 am

sexyeyes...so true. I messed up...again.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 7:24 am

44DD many many of us are.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 7:25 am

Lucy I messed up...see the above please. My fingers are too old to type LOL.

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rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/25/2005 8:05 am

Who really cares which way the TP goes on the roller? Just be glad that the person who used the last of it was kind enough to replace it! Otherwise, you may just find yourself doing the "cork' thing! And, what the hell? Mustard and dogs were born together, along with relish, onions, and saurkraut too. (This may blow the cork out early though so be prepared if it happens)!


ExploreMore4Me 59F

8/25/2005 8:34 am

Dear TDA... NEVER say NEVER! Even Bond would agree! LMAO!

Hugs & Kisses!

EM4M


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 9:23 am

LMAO SJ...good stuff here! I love the both feet LOL.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 11:29 am

Cookie don't remind me of the cork incident. Besides, since it's still in litigation I can't discuss it anyway.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 11:30 am

Jiggly I'll be a good boy. Well, as best I can.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/25/2005 11:31 am

EM4M I say it all the time. I'll never get hit by lightning. I'll never lose my balls. Hey...you're onto something!

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