So, You Think Your Johnson Is Big? Match This!  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/21/2005 2:00 pm
So, You Think Your Johnson Is Big? Match This!

The problem guys often get into when comparing penis size...they play on a level field. Error.

I never quote little Kenny's size unless I use Biblical terms. Yep, little Kenny is almost a FULL 0.1667 of a Cubit! Heh heh heh...eat your heart out.

LMAO now let's see who figures this out.


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dano6332 56M

9/21/2005 3:05 pm

CRAP Now I have to look up a cubit. I really do not care how big "little kenny" is but it is a challenge wait wasnt a cubit almost a yard .................


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
9/21/2005 3:13 pm

Hmm... .1667 biblical cubit is... 0.00004736 of a mile. wow!
i'm impressed

(or, according to my sources, 3.001 inches).


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 3:13 pm

Dano am I FLATTERED!! Actually...no it wasn't.

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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/21/2005 3:14 pm

Planning on bringing any pussies on board when you build your ark, Noah?


dano6332 56M

9/21/2005 3:30 pm

demonic beat me but have some questions. The regular biblical cubit was equal to 18" or the length from an elbow to the tip of a mans longest finger. The "long" cubit (ezekial) was longer by a handsbreath and the "royal" Egyptian cubit was 20.63" which cubit are we discussing?


shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
9/21/2005 3:34 pm

OK is this biblical or royal cubit? Not that there is a lot of difference but one is 3.4 rounding up Royal and 3.6 biblical rounging up. I really hoping I got this wrong. LMAO


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 3:36 pm

Kitten...now keep in mine I did say ALMOST a full 0.1667.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 3:39 pm

Saint I do not have access to them. I phoned Pussies R Us but they were out.

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rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
9/21/2005 3:40 pm

3.0006 inches huh... what are the other 2.0006 for? ... ouch! Tif just hit me...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 3:46 pm

LMAO Dano not to be confused with the Royal Cubit either. I used the tradional Biblical Cubit of 18 inches.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 3:47 pm

LMAO Shy ... THANK YOU for rounding upward. Sounds much more impressive.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 3:49 pm

Dandth...well, almost 3.0006 I always round my numbers sideways.

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BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/21/2005 4:02 pm

TDA, just a suggestion: try photoshop or some other ehancement technique. May get ya up a cubit or two... And we now all know ya bibilically, 'preciate that..


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/21/2005 5:21 pm

LMAO Benefits...just trying to keep it real.

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SoljerBlu 39M

9/21/2005 7:04 pm

I broke out my cubit stick and I got 0.1668.... Ha.. gotcha by .001.


five_speed 41M

9/21/2005 7:04 pm

I measure 2 1/2 speed in ooglesnorfs! he's nearly 10 ooglesnorfs long and 7 ooglesnorfs around


grendle69 42M
27 posts
9/21/2005 11:57 pm

Well for those of us who are only 0.4445 of a full cubit we can only imagine the joy little Kenny experiences being so endowed...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 6:18 am

Cubits? Ooglesnorfs? Not even going to touch this one...


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/22/2005 7:41 am

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO, cannot wait to see what Trav measures his with/by....T

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/22/2005 9:52 am

Woodstock...I never thought I's say this...I guess I'm getting cubit envy.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/22/2005 9:54 am

5 speed YIKES! You carry a disclaimer around your neck warning women of your size? You could put an eye out with that thing!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/22/2005 9:54 am

Grendle, little Kenny always manages to please himself.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/22/2005 9:55 am

DT...not even with a stick? I do caution you though...if you're going to touch 5 speed...you're gonna need a really big stick.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/22/2005 9:56 am

T I did approximations based on the photo my team secured. It is off the charts. Hell it weighed in at 86 pounds. That's a small child!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/23/2005 1:25 pm

LOL Jiggly. You probably won't need the cubit stick. I'm thinking a cubit twig is plenty.

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