So, You Think ONLY Women Receive Bonehead Email?  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/14/2005 2:19 pm
So, You Think ONLY Women Receive Bonehead Email?


I have held off writing this blog for quite some time now. Yesterday, someone talked me into it. That someone shall remain nameless. Unless, of course, a lynch mob forms. Then I'm spilling guts!

I have laughed so hard at some of the blogs quoting emails they receive. DCEbony has turned this into an art form. As have others. In my pursuit of such quotes I haven't found many men quoting. I'm not sure why. Maybe they're gentlemen and prefer not to. Welllll, I gonna.

My usual email is hate mail. I look forward to it. I get stuff like, "...not only are you completely out of touch with reality, you lied on your profile!!!" Ya think? However, I was impressed with this one. First time I ever got 3 exclamation marks! The email I have trouble with is the same crap most women get. Here are a few of my favs. Overlook grammar & spelling. We're talking substance here.

This email was accompanied by a photo of her (or some female's) mommy parts...the camera was a few centimeters away. I'm not against mommy parts. Actually I am quite fond of that region...but a full rectal eclipse is not particularly a turn on for me. She tells me, "u havent had nuthin like me b4 i can tell you that."
So far...I agree
"when i get dun with u u cant walk. my real addy is xxxxxxxx. get me b4 its 2 late."

I have long admired an economy with words but yikes!

This one also had a photo with it. A boobie. I like boobies. However, in this case I made an exception to my feelings on them. It was long. Really long. In fact, by a couple of the wrinkles, I suspected it may have been rolled up recently. She wrote, "Oh boy do I like men. You look yummy to eat. I like to eat some men. Want me to eat you?"

As flattered as I was I almost answered. Then I remembered...I'm not into cannibalism.

Come on guys...fess up and share. You had to receive similar stuff. Or am I a psycho magnet?

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/14/2005 9:34 pm

Why do I have a sinking suspicion that the one that wanted to eat you probably has 3 teeth left in her head?
You attract all kinds dear, some more coherant than others.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


mi_mwpm 51M

7/14/2005 9:37 pm

Mail? You get mail? Here? Really? The dust in my mailbox is at least an inch thick. Of course, I'm not actively looking right now, but that doesn't mean they couldn't be throwing themselves at me. I thought a taken guy was a popular guy, apparently not.

Even mail from the psychos is better than an empty mail box - they at least provide blog material.


sexyeyes375 47F

7/15/2005 1:24 am

I hope you aren't turned off of boobies forever....


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/15/2005 6:20 am

ROFLMAO Huny. Don't you just hate kiss & tell creeps like me?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 6:21 am

Daphne I had exactly the same thought cross my mind. I cried.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 6:24 am

Mi I am a target I guess. Can't imagine why?? I mean...I'm so normal and all. I also seem to inspire people who can't read into emailing me. Can't tell you how many "Ho ypu'te gubby" shots I get.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 7:09 am

Sexyeyes...Trust me that will never happen !

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DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/15/2005 9:28 am

(writes on the blackboard)

I will not write incoherent emails again
I will not write incoherent emails again
I will not write incoherent emails again
I will not write incoherent emails again
I will knot rite inkohairant email again

(chalk breaks as the bell rings)



"Lil"


AltumHunksUnite 53M

7/15/2005 10:02 am

Yeah, you already knew about mine... the one who wrote to chastise me for misleading her about my penis size even though she has never seen it.

That one was pretty much the worst, but the one thing they all had in common was their ability to type properly and use actually words found in everyday slang or an English dictionary. They deserve credit for that much at least.

Let me drive. I like the view


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 11:20 am

Huny I don't think either gender has an exclusive on the term psycho. I personally do, but not the genders per se.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 11:29 am

LMAO Lil.

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/15/2005 11:47 am

okay, it's rather scary that we are having the same thoughts concerning your emails. Another one popped into my head last night ... have you considered the fact that these psychos that are writing to you are actually men, possibly masquerading as hot, toothless women because they are jealous of your aged, hunky self in your little Captain America tank top? You have to admit that you get a lot of attention here on your blog and a lot of that attention is from women. Laugh, don't let them give you the willies hon, we'll protect you.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 12:15 pm

Cleavis...you're stealing all the good ones!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/15/2005 12:18 pm

Oh geez Daphne...now I will have nightmares. You'd better keep your word and protect me. Wusses frighten easily.

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playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
7/15/2005 2:02 pm

(didn't email cleavis but gave him shit in his blog)

Sorry Cleavis...lol

(rolled upable boobies--there's a scary image!)


rm_major259 50M
101 posts
7/15/2005 7:49 pm

i got one with two boobs squeezed into the camera and AdultFriendFinder said she was "winking" at me. still scratching my head.


PailsDiverHonks 55F

7/15/2005 7:51 pm

Seeee you didn't get to much shit for posting the emails.

Those emails did give me a few devious ideas on how to deal with a few of my emails


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/16/2005 1:03 am

and all this time, I 've been sending out pity mail...thinkin you guys got NO mail.....(so I been told over and over again.)

u ain't never had nuthin like dis! (just in case ya didn't recognize)

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/16/2005 9:00 am

Playfull...spooked the heck out of me too!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/16/2005 9:01 am

Yagotta...please send photo of other boob.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/16/2005 9:58 am

Greeneyes...LMAO you want some terminally devious ideas?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/16/2005 11:23 am

Major I see why. Boobie winks confound me as well. But...I like them.

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Jerosd 47M

7/18/2005 1:31 am

I got an e-mail just like that the other day!!!!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/18/2005 11:02 am

Thanks Jerosd...group hug! I was afraid I was alone.

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redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

7/18/2005 10:36 pm

Tall,
maybe she was gonna take her teeth out...

TTFN


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/19/2005 5:51 am

LMAO Princess...you kill me.

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