Shocking TDA Announcement. Retirement Tuesday, For Good  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/24/2005 6:51 pm
Shocking TDA Announcement. Retirement Tuesday, For Good

Yes you read the headline correctly. I am thinking of permanent retirement. After the convention a few things became very clear to me. My sex life sucks. Therefore, I am announcing, as of Tuesday...October 25, 2005....I am a lesbian.


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SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
10/24/2005 7:14 pm

ROFLMAO!!

Welcome to the club TD!

By the way, I love the pic...


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
10/24/2005 7:32 pm

lmao!!! no TDA say it ain't so..



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/24/2005 7:40 pm

Honey, you have nice tits but you really got to do something with that granny hair.


rm_Sgt_DickHead 42M
22 posts
10/24/2005 7:43 pm

I think you should become what are those things called...... yea, thats it..... Heterobisapian... DO that.... Traveling has all kinds of luck when he is Heterobisapian.....


mnfun952 102M

10/24/2005 7:44 pm

Going for the full M to F 'conversion' ?? Dude... just remember...there's no going back.


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/24/2005 8:13 pm

It has become a common occurance in modern society. The acceptance of a self discovery in matters once thought of as taboo. I also had realized that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body, urning to please women and explore boundries in new and wonderful ways. Your bravery and honesty has given hope to us all.


digdug41 49M

10/24/2005 8:19 pm

roflmao your just insane TDA

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


tillerbabe 56F

10/24/2005 8:20 pm

LMAO! I can't breathe..damn were'd you get those????? I'm looking for some new ones....shit....OMG! Heelllppp!


rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
10/24/2005 8:26 pm

I've been officially declared a gay man trapped in a woman's body... so I guess you and I need to hook up.


beewulf9 38M

10/24/2005 8:51 pm

Thank you for the wonderful laugh. I am sure you will find a number of people on the site that will appreciate the change. And look forward to that first lesbian encounter with you.


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
10/24/2005 11:10 pm

Well, someone's way ahead of ya, dear....

Check out WTF???

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/25/2005 12:09 am

Ask Ex if you can try to fit into his special panties with him now muhahahahahaha ohhhhhhhhhh word of warning , don`t listen to him while trying them on you may fall over and cry

Who loves yah anyways

M does

XXOO


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/25/2005 3:34 am

You are??? excellent... I'm gonna go change my profile settings to bi-curious straight away... lol

PS... no sign of lil Kenny yet... suitcase NOT unpacked just yet... ?*


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
10/25/2005 4:01 am

Elysia: you too?? I thought I was the only one!

*gets out pruning shears*
TDA: best of luck, babe
*SNIP SNIP*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/25/2005 5:53 am

Ditto Lianna and Tiller. Who did yor work? Send me their number.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/25/2005 6:45 am

Am glad that it took going to the convention for you to find out who you truly are. I am sure all the other lesbians welcome you. That just means unless I turn lesbian, I'll not have a snowballs chance in hell to ever molest you.

DustStormDiva


rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
10/25/2005 7:44 am

Hope you're not discounting the things outside of sex you'll now get to enjoy.... Lilith Fair, and excuse to be on the tampon aisle at Wal-Mart, and the potential to dress like a man thanks to the ground breaking wardrobe of Helen Degeneres....


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

10/25/2005 7:50 am

*smiles*


Efilnikufecin69 47M

10/25/2005 8:36 am

Damn, you trying to get me to think twice about saintlianna aren't you!

*saintli reaches over and wacks E for even thinking it, exclaiming "I get her first!"*


ExploreMore4Me 59F

10/25/2005 8:39 am

TDA....See I knew it...I KNEW the convention would open doors for you. I was just floored when I saw it was Blogville's very own Perv's door however! OMG...does this mean Expat is also a Lesbian in disguise? No Wonder the two of you were so into the "BONDING"!

LMAO! *WEG*

Hugs & Kisses My Friend!

EM4M


dano6332 56M

10/25/2005 10:16 am

TDA I warned you there may be consequences of our weekend. Just did not expect this was one of them. Ohhhh I get it this is a way to avoid picking up the check next time because you know I will never let a girl pay Why you piker LMAO
Anyway good luck with that and based on your previous experience may I recommend you start with a lipstick fem from Europe to ease your transition.


PlayfulTimeInVA 68M/65F

10/25/2005 1:33 pm

Oh my God, have you broken the news to Little Kenny yet? I bet that he will stand up and take notice!


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/25/2005 3:37 pm

err ... okay Pops/Ma ... whatever you need to do to be you i guess

maybe you can get one of those beauty make overs ... not saying you look fugly or nothing Ma/Pops but your picture reminds me of an old Richard Simmons with big old man breasts and that for some reason is scarier than even the Burger King guy


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


LegsnLaPerlas 58F

10/25/2005 4:29 pm

Ummmm.....you might want to rethink. You really don't look good in drag.


LegsnLaPerlas 58F

10/25/2005 4:32 pm

It's just the ummmm....cleavage. Stars and stripes suit your complexion much better.


frogger1995 39F

10/25/2005 4:51 pm

Based on the stats for this site...the number of messages you get will increase tenfold...that should do it!


rbestgurl 55F

10/25/2005 5:01 pm

WOW...Explorer does doone hell'"ova" makeover...


tigerdickaches 62M

10/25/2005 5:46 pm

Nice rack there TDA! I'll have to come back to see how the sex change works out for you.

Tiger Dick


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

10/25/2005 9:02 pm

*tweaks TDA's nipples*

lol

TTFN


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
10/25/2005 11:53 pm

Okay, now I believe the world has totally flipped upside down. And what was once thought to be right and true, is no longer.
tda, this has completely unsettled everything I've known to be true. Where does one now go to pick up the pieces of life? (translate it in anyway you figure is correct? I no longer have a clue!)


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/26/2005 12:12 am

**taps Trav on shoulder...pssst..Trav....isn't that your GRANDMOTHER BROTHERS twin uncle?...**

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_B0SSIERBOY 57M
476 posts
10/26/2005 3:18 am

You've always been a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Good to see you're coming out about it.


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
10/26/2005 5:58 am

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    LMAO! I can't breathe..damn were'd you get those????? I'm looking for some new ones....shit....OMG! Heelllppp!
Tillerbabe, from what I am seeing, you don't need to change a thing!!! TDA on the other hand!!! LOL


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
10/26/2005 6:05 am

    Quoting rm_luke69iner:
    err ... okay Pops/Ma ... whatever you need to do to be you i guess

    maybe you can get one of those beauty make overs ... not saying you look fugly or nothing Ma/Pops but your picture reminds me of an old Richard Simmons with big old man breasts and that for some reason is scarier than even the Burger King guy
Why is everyone so creeped out by the Burger King? The guy has a big oversized smiling face and he is always handing out free food, right? Whats he gonna do, make you fat? So what if he hangs out outside peoples bedroom windows, hides behind trees in the forest, and itercepts passes for a touchdown! OK, maybe hanging out by your bedroom window might be a little creepy, but the man has to work, doesn't he? But if I ever wakeup and he is in bed next to me, the head is gonna need some bondo work!!!!


rm_StripPokher 57M
387 posts
10/26/2005 8:10 am

Very clever, very clever, TDA, it looks like you’ve got all the bases covered. Now you can hustle straight gals and lesbian gals simultaneously.

wetpantyslut2 on one arm and ExploreMore4Me on the other?

I sense a sudden gush of hormones beginning in blogville...


rm_deaminveni 50M
116 posts
10/26/2005 11:19 am

I love women. I guess I'm just a lesbian in a man's body.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:19 pm

Darius thank you. I admit the do may need a little attention. But the boobage...not too shabby.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:20 pm

Syn what can I say? Desparate times call for...well something.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:21 pm

Saint I admit...it isn't working. Maybe a pageboy?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:22 pm

Sgt I think Lesbian does me nicely. Heterowhatever is just too...not me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:24 pm

Mn I have given this lengthy thought...I think I will stay a pre-op Lesbian.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:25 pm

LMAO Lioness...I just knew this was a good move for me! Let's face it, from for than 3 feet nobody can see little Kenny anyway.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:26 pm

Jez thank you...mind if I add ya'll to my speed dial?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:28 pm

Viking thank you! I say this to you and my other trapped brethren...Come Out! Release your inner Lesbian! I am honored to be a role model.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:29 pm

LMAO Sil you are just too sweet! Now that I have released the inner Lesbian and outted myself...I hope a line forms!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:31 pm

LMAO Dig...ya think? However, my new found freedom is amazing. No more embarrassment about thinking a woman is cute. In all honesty, I should have become a Lesbian years and years ago. I was in denial.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:32 pm

Tiller, we can work something out. You can use them anytime, maybe switch on odd or even days. Let me know.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:37 pm

<-- eyeing Elysia...hey Big Boy

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:40 pm

Bare...Janis' hometown? Me, you, & Bobby McGee.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:41 pm

Beewulf, I hate to kiss and tell...but come on...how many guys get to talk about their first encounter as a Lesbian? I'll spill!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:42 pm

Wait a minute there Ms Blonde...you saying Expat is a Lesbian too?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:43 pm

Huny...I'm thinking maybe layered? Any ideas?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:45 pm

EE you must do just that! BTW...now that I'm a Lesbian I may need you to find little Kenny and return him. Might save me a fortune in toys!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:46 pm

Princess...WAIT! I'm trying to save money on strap-ons!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:48 pm

DT I can send you the number of my surgeon. He's down at the Surgicenter/Haircare/Tire Center.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:49 pm

Diva...conversion can be a lifting experience!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:50 pm

AsianLady thank you. I like the look too. I'm a free spirit now. Besides...since my ID shows I'm a male...topless should be no problem!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:52 pm

Dandth I am so excited I could squeeze a grape about ALL the new avenues!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:53 pm

Coffee ¦;¬)

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:54 pm

Thank you AsianLady. No I am not handsome. I am average...or less. However, as a Lesbian I am beautiful.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/26/2005 12:56 pm

E I heard she's converting too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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10/26/2005 12:57 pm

EM4M I have long suspected just that. However, I not going to out him.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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10/26/2005 12:59 pm

Dano how many times have I told you...My Parents Reared Homely Children Not Dummies?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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10/26/2005 1:00 pm

Playful...shhh. He can read!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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10/26/2005 1:03 pm

Katey...call me I'll share the doc's name

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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10/26/2005 1:04 pm

Luke...ouch!

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