Sex ... Drugs ... Rock & Roll ... 3 Year Long Boner ??  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/22/2005 8:37 am
Sex ... Drugs ... Rock & Roll ... 3 Year Long Boner ??

All my life I have been led to believe that alcohol and drug abuse is harmful. Well hold the phone Nellie...maybe it isn't. Below is part of today's AP story about actor Tom Sizemore.

Troubled actor TOM SIZEMORE is battling a rare medical condition that leaves him sexually insatiable.

The SAVING PRIVATE RYAN star was recently diagnosed with priapism, which doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse.

Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress."

A Los Angeles based urologist confirms, "Priapism is an abnormal, persistent, and painful erection that won't go down in spite of orgasm, and can be caused by alcohol or drug abuse."


Now wait a minute...a guy that has a boner for 3 years named SIZEMORE...coincidence? I don't think so. Hmmm, a 3 years boner that never goes away...could come in useful I'm thinking. I may have to take the rest of the day off and start drinking.

Obviously I am suffering from Anti-priapiam or maybe somebody sprayed my underwear with priapism repellent or something. I have boasted of sporting wood for well over 4 minutes...but 3 years? Yikes.


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rm_jazzhead05 54M
257 posts
8/22/2005 9:28 am

Or maybe the guy's got a very clever and creative publicist and the media have fallen for it, just like they usually do.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/22/2005 9:37 am

Jazz...Hmm, falsely advertise a 3 year erection for personal gain? I'm wondering how the rest of us can hire that publicist?

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wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/22/2005 9:39 am

lol possibly although I say bottoms up talldark lets test the idea

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 10:57 am

Honni...couldn't have said it better myself!

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/22/2005 12:12 pm

Ah, he's already started the testing process. The man doesn't know whose comments he's responding to.

How does his manager know he can have sex nine times without stopping?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 12:55 pm

Daphne I think the real issue here is the fact that he's making progress. What does that mean? He yanks off non-stop? Heidi Fleiss is back? I think the manager is running the camcorder so of course he'd know.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 2:02 pm

T...good point. However, not that many guys are bonerific ya know. I think it SHOULD be classified as a medical condition, studied, and then tell me how he did it!!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 3:33 pm

ROFLMAO Huny and you tell me how evil I am.

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/22/2005 4:19 pm

TDA- Care for a night cap?? My place or yours??

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rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/22/2005 4:58 pm

What a load of crappycrapcrap.


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

8/23/2005 1:16 am

It wasn`t the drinks or drugs, that got him. It was being in jail with the big boys OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPSY me said that ,, hmmmm must be the blonde hair.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 9:53 am

Frisky...my place. LMAO...I can't drive at night.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/23/2005 9:53 am

Jay...you read it here...crap is my specialty.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 9:54 am

Blonde...I TOLD you there were many advantages. Did you listen? Noooooooooooo.

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FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/23/2005 8:39 pm

TDA- Ok, I'm on my way...

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