Seems There Has Been Some Blogville Roudiness While I Was Away  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/12/2005 2:22 pm
Seems There Has Been Some Blogville Roudiness While I Was Away

As I was catching up on my comments today I uncovered a sinister event. When I wasn't looking it seems a few of the kids have been roudy.

I found spitwads all over the walls of my blog. Well, as I mentioned to Daphne...I thought they were spitwads. Then I discovered Traveling with his member afixed firmly in a coke machine and other people putting quarters in his butt. I had to use a stick on the spitwads or whatever the heck they are to cleanup.

I discover 5 speed stalking a stalker...Cookie answering on my and utter chaos.

I will be reviewing the occurances for possible disciplinary actions, fines, penalties, or rewards. Depending on the infraction and will advise after all the evidence is in.

If you plan on copping a plea...time is short.

[blog talldarkavg1]

five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 3:18 pm

I stand by all of my words and actions! I did what I did, and I'm glad I did it! I say this confidently, because I know will be vindicated in any court of Tall that may hear my case!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/12/2005 3:21 pm

While you were away we had to amuse ourselves somehow. We kept your blog up there on the list for you. Now you get the fun of wading through all that crap.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/12/2005 3:23 pm

What's a dad to do...

Not to sound like the pukey good kid in class, but I DID try to warn you about Trav's recent attempt at a boobie coup d'etat!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/12/2005 4:13 pm

LMAOOO, boobage war T
I do hope you are feeling better though.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/12/2005 5:07 pm

1hot, wouldn't that be coup d'etit?

Sorry Tall. That was WAY too a good a straight line to pass up.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Theflinkychick 105F

9/12/2005 6:15 pm

*sigh* I miss all the fun, I was behaving like a good little flinky...

Not all who wander are lost.

Barbiebunny69 43F

9/12/2005 6:20 pm

It was WD-40!!!! Crikey DAD!! And if Trav diddnt get his thingy all stuck and YOU were gone..i wouldnt have had to rescue that guy...but I was on call as the resident Caped Crusader anti-hero....

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
9/12/2005 6:30 pm

How about if we just cop a feel instead?


9/12/2005 7:24 pm

I`m innocent , truly blonde innocent , and if there is anything to say different it was the blonde hair truly.However if the evidence weighs to far against me I will stand proud and take my punishment umm reward ummmm penis lties yup I sure will.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/12/2005 7:43 pm

Oh Daphne, I nominate that as Line of the Week! (Sorry to borrow the blog, TDA, just had to comment)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
9/12/2005 7:46 pm

**Deer in the headlights stare**

What'd I do???

rm_Balanon2 49M
193 posts
9/12/2005 7:53 pm

The quarters weren't mine! I had a bunch of nickels to unload though. When did Coke go to $1.50 a bottle?

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

9/12/2005 10:02 pm

TDA- I was actually the good one this time! You would've been so proud of me!!!


sexxualoccasion 34F

9/12/2005 10:03 pm

I find you very snazzy and intoxicatingly inviting, like a shiny penny dipped in jewelry cleaner. Only much worse.

Oh, well, what can I say? You caught my eye.

xx_44DD_xx 51F

9/13/2005 5:05 am

I was innocent tda...... *fluffing my angel wings*

rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/13/2005 6:51 am

Hey TDA, What? I answered for you? Where, when, with whom? I think I'm innocent, I tell ya, completely innocent. And I intend to stick to that...............HA!

CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
9/13/2005 6:52 am

POPS !!! Glad you're back !!! Hey, I'm not sure what happened over here, but, I swear Pops, Luke & I were at a party in the contemplation hidey-hole for a week or more !!!

Honestly, Tall Dark Avg Dad, we tried to come back several times, but Sweetthang wouldn't let us go !!! She kept giving us beer & I don't know what else to drink !!! I even lost my favorite t-shirt !!! {Actually, I think Trav, Tex, or whatever he's calling himself now days, still has it tied around his head.}

And please don't fall for the "deer in headlights" Thang !!! She's not so innocent !!! I must say though, FunandFrisky79 is telling the truth, she has been very good while you were gone !!!

Well, gotta run Pops. Take care of the back while it heals. Peace, #2 son, Cabo !!!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/13/2005 12:25 pm

Yes, T has been a bad boy. And glad someone else sees that 5's actually the one stalking me, lol...

(hides duct tape)

five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 6:14 pm

hey baby, let's make like celery and stalk

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

9/13/2005 10:48 pm

Thanks, Cabo! It's nice to know someone's got my back!


ProFotoFreak 45M

9/14/2005 3:52 pm

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove anything!

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/15/2005 3:12 pm

I think so far Frisky is an innocent party.

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