Public Service Announcement. How To Avoid Boredom!  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 7:33 am
Public Service Announcement. How To Avoid Boredom!


It's not like I actually have to say this, but I will. I'm not a well puppy. I do not think like normal people. I can tell you I have never been bored in my life. In fact, neither is anyone around me.

Understand, a few things really set me off. Never let me see someone slam on the brakes and have heads bouncing off the windshield. I will pee my pants. Also, although I love you with my heart and soul, never slip on the ice in front of me. I will pee my pants. You will want to strangle me. That being said, let's address boredom.

Timing is everything in life. It's everything in avoiding boredom too.

Start your day with a smile
Ever fill your gas tank first thing in the morning? I do. Here is an excellent opportunity to set up your entire day. After you fill your tank and go inside to pay, what's the first thing that happens? The clerk looks you in the eye and asks, "Did you have gas?"

Raise one eyebrow, glance suspiciously left to right, and reply, "No...but I smell it too!" Your day is set. The clerk will yuk, you will yuk, other customers will feel guilty. Reflect on this occurance throughout the day...no boredom.

Outdoor Opportunity
The next time you, your siginicant other, or the children are bored...try this. Grab your hair dryer and load up the kiddies in the car. Drive to a busy street where you know people routinely exceed the speed limit. Park in a very obvious spot and wait.

As the speeder approaches, wait until they are about 50 yards from you. VERY obviously whip out the dryer, hang partially out the window with enthusiasm, point the dryer at them, and follow the car with the dryer as they pass in front of you.

You will see nothing but brake lights and heads bonking on the windshield. We're talking fun for the whole family here. Everyone in the car will reflect on this one for years. No boredom.

Driving Opportunity
Never again will you be bored sitting at a stop light! Ever notice that when you approach a stop light and another car is already stopped...you gauge your decelleration by that stopped vehicle? Heh heh heh...so do others.

Next time you are alone at the light, start watching your rear view mirrors. As the victim approaches timing is everything. Wait until they are even with your rear fender...slip it into reverse...and back up!

Again...slamming on the brakes and head bonking. Again...reflection eliminates boredom.

Doctor's Office Opportunity
Absolutely hate waiting? Do what I do...talk to others! Now don't just blurt stuff out...engage their confidence. Talk about them first. Remember, timing is everything. When the hook is set...try this.

"I have had horrid back pain my entire life. Sometimes the pain is so bad I can't get out of bed, can't play with my kids, can't do much of anything but sit there and hurt." By now...they are leaning forward. The hook is set.

Continue. "The reason I came in is that I heard Doctor (insert name) performs a revolutionary new operation that will totally eliminate my back pain forever!" "What is it?" they ask.

"A penis reduction. No more wearing those underwear with the big thick straps that dig into your hips. No more humped forward in pain. I am sooo excited!"

Trust me, reflecting on their expression will amuse you for years to come.

I hope this will help all of you avoid boredom.

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mehappy4u21 53F

6/30/2005 7:53 am

Big thick straps?? Lucky you, I guess Kenny's not Little anymore??


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 7:55 am

How do you all avoid boredom?

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007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
6/30/2005 8:13 am

TDA, I guess that would cure boredom, lol ..You always manage to bring something humorous to this forum.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 8:21 am

OK mehappy...I fibbed. Little Kenny is accurate.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/30/2005 9:09 am

Who has time to be bored? I know I don't! My normal day starts at 6:00 am and does not end until 3:00 am. I have been lucky during June, I timed it right so I didn't have to work or take classes.

DustStormDiva


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 9:29 am

Thank you straightten. I learned a long time ago, when people are laughing they aren't beating me up.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 9:30 am

Diva...3 hours of sleep?? Harrumph...time waster.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 10:51 am

LOL i heart...somebody slip on the ice?

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CuteAZguy27 39M
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6/30/2005 11:00 am

Starting your day:

As a clerk at the local gas station I work graveyards so i always get the morning crew of drivers between 4-6:30, well a few years ago-that line was actually pulled on me, and it was lady who said it ! a few behind her laughing i was turning red....since then, i ALWAYS say the word with fuel. (thanx for the embarrasing reminder lol)

Driving opportunity :

Definetly gotta do that one, another thing for the stop light is to look at the car beside you and try to figure what song they are singing their lungs out to, if you can't figure it out before the light turns green, give them a honk and then wave at them !

CuteAZguy27


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 12:33 pm

LOL Az, song guessing, I'll try that.

Here's another great honking game. Whenever you see anyone out in their yard...honk 3 times and wave madly. They always wave back.

Watch your mirror for the head scratching.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 1:01 pm

Nobody is telling how they avoid boredom. Hmmm, they must be bored with this.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/30/2005 3:19 pm

talldark, avoid boredom by taking on my life.

I teach, which can sometimes feel like 2 full-time jobs, I am a full-time student. I am a single mother of 3 children, and I care for my elderly father whose health is slowly deteriorating.

Like I said, I don't have time to be bored. Oh, sometimes I wish I was bored!

DustStormDiva


rm_affbreak 46M
287 posts
6/30/2005 6:55 pm

Wait till dawn, grab a red laser pointer, enter the 2nd or 3rd floor of a house near an intersection with traffic lights, wait till a car has to stop in pole position due to red traffic lights, aim laser at the hands on steeringwheel when green signa is near.


mi_mwpm 51M

6/30/2005 8:14 pm

Since I found this place, I don't have time to be bored. Between blogs and, ahem, interactions, I don't have any free time any longer.

I love the hair dryer suggestion though. Think I'll try that in the nearby 30 mile long riverside park with 35 mph limits. It'll be good for a laugh and a few screeching tires. Of course this trick would work best if you drive a Crown Victoria.


boobalha

6/30/2005 8:40 pm

i always enjoy going to the local grocery store and when the bagger guy asks if you want paper or plastic i always say you choose i am bisackual lol gets a laugh everytime


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 6:44 am

Diva I'm sorry to learn of your father's health. My thoughts are with you. Sounds like your plate is approaching overflow. I will think on this...perhaps a blog on "How To Become Bored" may be in order.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 6:46 am

Affbreak...pointing lasers here, at least in most cities, is a real good way to inspire gunplay. Not that I have anything against being shot...but there is so much paperwork.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 6:48 am

Mi, when I first did the dryer trick I thought the same. Who would believe this is a police car. However, now that many departments use undercover vehicles...trust me, anything works.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 6:49 am

LMAO Boobalha! I love it. I have to try that one.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 8:20 am

LMAO Huny. I love the faint! You are a true master. A good spoof lies in the details. Well done.

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DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/1/2005 11:00 am

How do I avoide boredom? Go shopping with my kids ... stand at the end of the aisle and just mouth the words, they keep saying how they can't hear me. Or go to Best Buy and start doing the dance moves to the music playing. The kids quite asking "can you buy me that?" OR, walk into the mall doing the Ministry of Silly Walks ... 'course this gets me threatened by my oldest to send me to the car if I can't behave but that's ok ... I just move the car while they're in the store.

I am rarely bored but I love the hair dryer trick. I'll have to try that since one of our vehicles is in fact an old squad car complete with spotlight on the driver's door.

"Lil"


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 11:59 am

LMAO Lil...I love Monty. Sounds like one day your children may be headed to the same therapist as mine...well done!

(Wiping his eye)I'm so proud.

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PrettyKittyKate 46F

7/1/2005 7:28 pm

Well I avoid boredom by coming up with strange questions to ask people out of the blue - Like I'm standing in line at the grocery store and ask the the man behind me, "Do these cataloupes make my breast looks small?" or When a waitress ask me if there is anything else I would like,I reply, "Funny you should ask that I'd like a cowboy to be able to ride for more than 8 seconds - on the bull I mean." Or when ask at the gas station to the mechanic,"Have you had trouble with your enocturnal emmision fluid? Just asking?"

Or when my handyman asks if there is anything I'd like him to look atI mention that my "pinkly taurus" seems to be humming and could he take a peek and let me know what if it just needs tickering or is he going to have to call "Little Kenny" to give it a spit shine?" See I've been paying attention!

Bored me - never! Not when I have "talldarkavg1" around to kabitz with....

Love you and your sense of humour - why are all the good ones taken?????

Kate in Canada - prettykitttyKate - purrrrfectly happy not being bored!


PrettyKittyKate 46F

7/2/2005 5:08 pm

I think I should of said "Do my breasts make these cataloupes look small?" - see post above...I think I'm losing it! wait I already did lose "it" after a wedding that went way to late and way to wild!!!]

Kate


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/5/2005 5:09 am

Thinking I need to go shopping with Kate...taken?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/5/2005 5:10 am

Making cantalopes look small?? (gulp) Wow.

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rm_affbreak 46M
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7/5/2005 8:57 am

> pointing lasers here, at least in most cities, is a real good way to inspire gunplay

Could you please check if there are any "Made in Iraq" stickers on your laserpointers?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/5/2005 10:42 am

Thanks Huny. Some pretty cool people drop in don't they?

You included!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/5/2005 2:24 pm

Affbreak we have those I think but they mount backwards.

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keithcancook 60M
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7/6/2005 8:56 pm

I remember the last time I got bored. I was drilling holes to hang a shelf when I bored a hole right through that soft spot between my thumb and forefinger. I hate when that happens.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/7/2005 4:51 am

Keith, male rule #426...never work on your own stuff. When the injury occurs, you have no one to sue.

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