Pin Head VS Melon Head.  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
10/10/2005 10:59 am
Pin Head VS Melon Head.

Far be it from me to criticize anyone. OK, I did it once. Maybe twice. This however, is going to be an all out assault. Understand, what I am going to talk about is NOT a physical defect per se. Nor is it about a handicap in the definitive sense. This will discuss mental agility and the lack thereof.

Before I start ranting, let it be known right now...I sport an impressive melon on my neck. By anyone's standards. I also sport a fivehead rather than the traditional forehead. In other words, I am accustomed to people walking up and thumping my head with their finger to determine if it's ripe. When thumped properly, it will echo.

Naturally, just as certain ethnic groups or Republicans nod to each other, so do melon heads. It's just a little more difficult for us to return the melon to the start position. I spot 'em everywhere. Fast food places seem to yield the greatest numbers, but they are other places too. Now, pin heads. These are quite a different breed altogether. They are usually sporting a threehead and a pencil neck. I never see them acknowledge one and other. In fact, they almost seem afraid of one and other. They are most commonly found at a nationwide electronics store. Or the vicinity. Adjusting their recently replaced pocket protector.

To me at least, melon heads should be more intelligent. I mean, after all, it makes sense. Huge melon...more room for a huge brain. Pinhead...no room for a huge brain. Melon heads smart. Pinheads dumb. But that isn't true. Actually the opposite seems true. WTF? How can this be?

I think somehow a sense of humor is to blame. Melon heads are almost always jovial and easy going. Pinheads...like a Chihuahua. Short hair, nervous, bulgy eyes, mouthy, and absolutely NO sense of humor. Don't believe me? Think about this...who tells the best jokes? Ask a melon head if he or she has heard a new joke lately. You'll get a yes and hear something that will, at least, make you chuckle. Ask a pinhead the same question. 99% of the time they don't even answer. They run away clutching their wallet. If they do answer and just happen to have a joke...I promise...you won't get it.

Here's the point to of all this...collectively, we need to embrace pinheads and help them develope a sense of humor. If you know a pinhead, and if they do not run away when you address them...suggest they stop in here. We all know they have a computer and odds are, they're already a member. Even if they aren't a member, they'll be able to figure out how to hack in here. So, today is Send A Pinhead Day.


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rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
10/10/2005 11:47 am

Someone sent me here exactly one year ago ... so that was why


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/10/2005 12:06 pm

You truly have lost it! God I love your blogs!

DustStormDiva


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/10/2005 12:40 pm

What about the Buttheads?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/10/2005 1:12 pm

Well that was a little obscure...

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BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/10/2005 1:30 pm

My god I`m a melon head with pinhead boobage,wowwwwwwwwwwwwww is that what happen hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhha atlast I have the answer.


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
10/10/2005 1:39 pm

Pinhead here ... still trying to assess the numerous permutations of your convoluted logic diction so as to calculate the ramifications of said same upon the greater populace.

In other words ... I'm frickin lost.

However, I have attempted melon-head humour. I think I broke something internally ... certainly fried a synapse or two. But if I'm catching your drift, I need simply come back here and analyse further input.

cheers

TTT


redmustang91 57M  
8656 posts
10/10/2005 1:41 pm

While many women claim size counts, I am not sure that applies to the big head on your neck! so don't get a big head about your big head; oh, you already have one!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 2:39 pm

LMAO pchamp....welcome bud. E=MC² ... maybe

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 2:40 pm

Diva I'm thinking one too many bowling balls. Thank you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 2:41 pm

Wahine...you quoted my Epitaph. Word for word. I'm impressed!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 2:43 pm

Blonde I am always in the service of bringing the latest findings and information to my friends. It's my pleasure to help you find closure. Now...about the blonde part...

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 2:51 pm

T³ I suspect the jist of the implied deliberate Blogville vernacular, as to predisposition or ideology, may or may not compliment that which was or was not intended for embracement. Metaphorically of course.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 2:51 pm

Mustang...my life is a living hell.

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rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
10/10/2005 3:35 pm

I am with tamethytension on this one...oh well let me go move my shovelhead and start up my panhead. {=}

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rm_StripPokher 57M
387 posts
10/10/2005 3:39 pm

All,

If all else fails, tell the pinheads we can teach them the secret of the Voodoo Penis in here, and here alone. That's sure to bring a running in.


saddletrampsk 54F

10/10/2005 3:47 pm

Melonhead here..with melon sized hooters..


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 4:47 pm

LMAO Tall50. You bring up a good point. Hmm...the chicken and the egg routine.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 4:47 pm

1sweet...giving rides?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 4:49 pm

LOL Strip I have worked for years combining VooDoo with accupuncture for long distance treatments. I think you're onto something.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 4:50 pm

LOL Sil...yep that's what they say. Thank you!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/10/2005 4:51 pm

Sure Saddle make me feel even worse. I got the melon and NO hooters. I am depressed.

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HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/10/2005 9:05 pm

I speak both melon and pin. Does that make me ambiheadsterous?

I also have more and more melon showing every year. If I ran on solar power, TallCo could market me to prevent brownouts in California.


dano6332 56M

10/11/2005 12:10 pm

7 and 3/8ths xlong oval I rest my case


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/11/2005 4:10 pm

LMAO Hardly...you know, I think you're onto something here. TallCo® is very interested in your ideas.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/11/2005 4:12 pm

OK, Dano's case is rested. Would the prosecution start closing arguments?

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