Nudist Colony Etiquette...Is There Such A Thing??  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 11:52 am
Nudist Colony Etiquette...Is There Such A Thing??


I figured since I will be off for a 3 day weekend shortly, I would post Monday's Blog today. First off, Happy Birthday Sammy! By the way, Sammy, I know you're my uncle–and I love you dearly–but you might want to give some thought to Botox...or a peel. Years are showing Bud.

Now, Nudist Colonies. This is something that has fascinated me for years. I lived right next door to the SunnyHaven Nudist Colony in Granger, IN for 5 years. Every holiday I watched oodles of cars stream in and out of there. I never had the guts to actually go in. Mind you, I did do more than my share of fence peeking, but it wasn't the same as being in there. So...I have questions. Perhaps, some of you with said knowledge, might help a guy out. Are There Rules?

Now I am bright enough to figure out some things. Like when you first meet someone it probably isn't appropriate to shake penises.

However, just how much boobie gawking is permissable before you get ejected from the place? Also, as long as you do not drool directly on a boob, is drooling permissable?

Next, since in my case it would be obvious I am the new guy, how does one shield from the view of others that peasky unannounced swelling men are known for? Will swelling get you ejected? Can you tap people on the forehead with the swelling to get their attention?

Any and ALL Nudist Colony Rules or Protocol is greatly appreciated.

Happy 4th

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Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
7/3/2005 11:34 pm

All swelling must be kept to a minimum, unless provoked.
Not appropriate to shake penises, but a good smackon the butt
is expected and appreciated by members of the opposite sex.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/5/2005 5:04 am

Notes taken sizzle, thanks.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/5/2005 10:37 am

Do you do shorthand Mz? Little Kenny does but I can't read it.

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sexytexy1998 55M/52F
5 posts
7/5/2005 5:36 pm

Ok as a nudist who goes to resorts I will answer.Each resort has different rules. all have rules about erect penis..cover it with towel tell goes away. Doesn't bother me is guys stare as long as they don't stare a hole though me. everyone has to carry a towel at all times and sometimes guys need two.Just natural to get turned on guess you could say we ladies are lucky whe n you guys turn us on it don't show. Any more questions ?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/6/2005 5:30 am

I feel kinda silly...but is the towel for seating and covering the offending protrusion?

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rm_affbreak 46M
287 posts
7/6/2005 3:25 pm

The towel is for blindfolding yourself, so people staring at you can't impose guilt. You then have to use your white cane to find your way out.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/7/2005 4:47 am

LMAO affbreak. Thinking I may be a 2 toweler.

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redmustang91 57M  
8604 posts
7/12/2005 7:55 am

Some people are so unattrative you wrap the towel around your eyes until they pass by! the other towel you sit on so you don't get sand in your crack! Watch out for sunburn and bee stings or insect bites on private parts.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/12/2005 1:26 pm

I would go for the body Suran Wrap treatment.

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