Now Here's Some Crap You Never Knew About Tall !  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
9/8/2005 2:36 pm
Now Here's Some Crap You Never Knew About Tall !

I hear you asking, and I told you I'd answer. Here you go...50 things you never knew about talldarkavg1.

1. I love sushi...for breakfast. Nothing says good morning like the smell of fish I always say.
2. Little Kenny has a couple of freckles. Oh...check that. After closer examination, those are testicles. Sorry.
3. I have thinning hair. In my nasal passages. Bald nasal passages are hereditary I'm told.
4. I love Indiana. I don't know why. May have been a bad trip back in the 60's.
5. I drive a Rolls Canardly. It Rolls down one hill, and Canardly go up the next.
6. I never ever wear jewelry. Not even a watch. I tell time from sun spots.
7. I once tipped a guy with a cousin who knew this guy in his church that had a nephew who dated the sister of a guy with HIV.
8. I don't have ovaries.
9. I like cold beer or Ice Cream drinks with an umbrella.
10. My cousin Umgladob¡weewee invented the click sound in many African languages. Written as ¡.
11. I only have 3 children. One of each.
12. I often sing in Pig Latin. I was once hospitalized after two verses of Flight of the Bumblebee with pulled tongue muscles. I refused the cast.
13. I have been to every continent except Antarctica. North America is about the only one that still lets me in.
14. I leave one testicle out when wearing an athletic supporter and will do so until our troops come home. I don't know why.
15. I was so homely as a newborn, my incubator had tinted windows.
16. Every time I appear on television I am plagued for a week by paparazzi psychiatrists.
17. I try to pee every hour on the hour.
18. I really dislike bargain toilet paper that gives you paper cuts.
19. I kissed a girl when I was 2.
20. I French kissed at 12. Grandma said I was good.
21. The first time I had sex I was 14.
22. The first time I had sex with another person I was 18.
23. My favorite colors are black & blue.
24. I cry at sad movies, funerals, Jeff Gordon victories.
25. I have a 4 person Jaccuzi.
26. I have a 4 slice toaster.
27. I have 2 different place settings for 4.
28. I have a California King bed that sleeps 4.
29. I'm single. What the hell am I thinking with this 4 stuff?
30. I like boobs. Size, shape...doesn't matter. Prefer female.
31. I cannot have real plants. Silk ones wilt.
32. I burn my own CD's. Don't see the fun in it though, too much smoke.
33. I have no favorite movie, radio program, or TV show. Do have a favorite divorce lawyer.
32. I love summer and hate winters. Not Jonathon but Edgar.
33. I fell asleep during Passion of the Christ. When I awoke, someone had stolen my popcorn and I was pregnant.
34. I have all the South Park, In Living Color DVD's available. Keep hoping commercials will soon be released.
35. My entire condo is decorated in the safari theme. I wear a loin cloth when vacumming.
36. I dislike nature. When all the bugs are gone...I'll reconsider.
37. I prefer a bath to a shower. Too easy to slip and crack your head after an orgasm!
38. My favorite singer is Al Hirt.
39. I usually always wear jeans.
40. I have frequent forgetful spells to the point that I
41. I have no temper. However, I inspire one in others.
42. I love country music and know all about it. My favorite artist is Dale Earnhardt Jr.
43. I often wear 2 different color socks. Not shoes though...after all...I'm not weird!
44. Many people can wiggle their ears. I can wiggle both or just the right ear. I am right-eared.
45. I once ate a night crawler on a bet.
46. I once hit a guy in the forehead with a spit up night crawler after losing a bet.
47. I often wear all black. On purpose.
48. I love scented candles. Dislike the crack scented ones.
49. I love roses. Often attend funerals to replentish supply.
50. I only have 5 toes on each foot. A real oddity in my clan.


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bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/8/2005 5:46 pm

I really feel as though I know you know! Ok, does this mean I have to do the 100 thing? Also, can you come over and vaccum for me??


your_gypsy 51F

9/8/2005 5:59 pm

we have sooo much in common. tdh, if you ever invite me over, you are one person i would spend the night with. ok, you and five_speed. but you guys are in different states... so no chance of a 3-some. sorry...


bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

9/8/2005 6:06 pm

Regarding item #41 - I have the same effect with Insanity

Regarding item #40

Regarding item #45 - I ate a Big Mac through the carton on a bet. This may not seem weird to younger people, but I did this when the BigMac came in a styrofoam container.

Thanks for the laugh Dr. Tall!


Theflinkychick 105F

9/8/2005 6:59 pm

Man, seems everyone is doing this. I keep reading them wondering if I could think of even 50, but you did a good job. Now I am even more certain I couldn't think of that many and be this revealing...

Not all who wander are lost.


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

9/8/2005 7:33 pm

TDA- LMAO! Wow, the real Dr. Tall exposes himself... err...umm... bad choice of words! lol

Regarding #4- You love Indiana?? I want some of YOUR drugs!

Regarding #7- I think I know that guy! He was my ex-husband's friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's barber... twice removed. Small world!

Regarding #12- I could think of a better way to pull a tongue muscle! *evil grin*

Regarding #25- A jacuzzi, eh? I think I WILL be coming over to work on that CD now!

Regarding #29- Looks like you are ready for some company. Maybe me & two of my girlfriends should stop by sometime?

I feel like I've learned so much about you, TDA! Most of which I'd rather you kept to yourself. lol But, I'm delighted you decided to let us all in your head once again. I'm actually about to post my "100 things about me" list right now. Probably won't be as interesting as yours, but a girl can try! lol

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DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/8/2005 7:34 pm

LMFAO...very good.

Hey dammit!!! Why's Gypsy gettin all the action (pout). somebody invite me to sleepover (sobs).


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/8/2005 8:42 pm

Ha ha talldarkavg1,

Number 37. reminded me of a story I need to blog about one day.

DustStormDiva


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/8/2005 8:45 pm

Very interesting, but I've got an SOS for you. Traveling can't find his blog and told me to let you and MZHUNY know. I found it, but he says he can't see himself.

Message delivered, now I'm going to bed.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/9/2005 1:44 am

LMAO! Um, isn't it about time for you to go take a leak?


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/9/2005 2:49 am

It's about time.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


xx_44DD_xx 51F

9/9/2005 5:35 am

I'm so glad you didn't follow up with the lunch invitation

I would have tinkled in my pants from laughing so hard. I just know it.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/9/2005 6:21 am

"50. I only have 5 toes on each foot. A real oddity in my clan."
so ummm all THREE of them have 5 toes? 15 toes? grosssssssssss

and the beat goes on....

SJ


rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/9/2005 7:35 am

You like country music? Who would have guessed? My all time favorite is "How Can I get You Out of My Mind When I Can't Get You off of My Face" Now go ahead and hum along witht hte rest of us!


dano6332 56M

9/9/2005 8:20 am

Tall LMFAO
#43 does this mean your shoes match or you dont wear any? Tell me they are not open sandals with mismatched socks...

Destiny well talk later


missy973 47F

9/9/2005 9:21 am

LOL, you're a hoot! Hoot I say! Why must the Midwest be so far from me?


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/9/2005 9:38 am

LMAOOOOOO T

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LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
9/9/2005 10:00 am

Too bad quirkiness isn't as much of a turn on for most girls as it is for me...you'd be up to your neck in furburgers.

Kisses-

Amy


Claudette33 106M/106F

9/9/2005 2:16 pm

Oh, I think quirkiness is a turn on! Look how many woman are hitting on Tall. His elusiveness also is intriguing!

Thanks for keeping us all entertained and eager!

Claudette


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/9/2005 10:29 pm

Gordan sucks ... Earnhart rules ... you are my father

did you have to tell eveyone about our family's bald nasal passages and circus freak feet

not that there is anything wrong with circus freaks ... i'm just saying


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_lickmepretty 50F
851 posts
9/10/2005 11:03 am

(LOL at #40)

Huh? (puzzled look)


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
9/13/2005 5:20 pm

35: My entire condo is decorated in the safari theme. I wear a loin cloth when vacumming <-- would love to see your condo and watch you vacuum


smilikeass 49M
1 post
9/13/2005 11:21 pm

my luck is so bad if it was raining pussy ied still get hit in the face with a asshole!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:43 pm

Bella you now have an obligation to write the 100 thingy. Of course I stop by and vacumm. What color is your motif? I hate a clashing loin cloth. Tacky.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:45 pm

Gypsy of course you're invited. Ahem...IF I were to participate in a 3some...rest assured 5 speed wouldn't be on the agenda. No offense 5 speed...but that 6 nipple thing just doesn't work for me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:46 pm

My pleasure Bigred. I HAVE to ask...after the Big Mac episode...did it come out packaged in styrofoam?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:47 pm

Flinky give it a shot. Of course, few people take such things as this as seriously as I do...but give it a shot.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:51 pm

Frisky you and your friends can drop by anytime providing:

A. I have 2.33247 minutes notice. I hate surprises
B. At least one of you knows CPR
C. You bring defib paddles and know how to use them

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:53 pm

DT Gypsy is working very closely with me on a special Top Secret CIA project, code named Slap the Weasel. I can't say much more.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:54 pm

LMAO Diva...ah yes, the old slippin' in the shower. Do tell!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:55 pm

Native I have NO sympathy for traveling. I warned him if he didn't leave that thing alone he'd go blind!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:56 pm

Thanks Huny. Back and up to par.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:57 pm

LMAO Keith...thank GOD for depends!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:58 pm

Wahine... ¦:¬)

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:58 pm

44 DD you THINK you're off the hook? Wait until the convention.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 1:59 pm

Jiggly, I am and I am. Thank you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:00 pm

SJ little Kenny has a club foot...no toes. I wear orthopaedic underwear.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:01 pm

LMAO Cookie...mine is "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobodomy".

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:03 pm

LMAO Dano...rest assured there is absolutely NO chance of that! I never wear sandals. They're evil.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:05 pm

Missy...the midwest is far from everybody. Story of my life...deep sigh.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:06 pm

Sil...me a joiner? LMAO...hon I am double-joined.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:06 pm

Thank you T

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:08 pm

ROFLMAO Amy...up to my neck in furburgers? LMAO what a visual.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:10 pm

Thank you Claudette. Most flattering but I think it isn't as much hitting on me as it is sympathy for an elderly brain-damaged human.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:12 pm

Luke my son, as you age, you'll come to see just how valuable hanging from your toes and breathing through your ears can be!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:13 pm

lol Lick...contagious isn't it?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:14 pm

LMAO You enjoy torturing me don't you Kitten? You know, teasing the resident old guy isn't nice.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/14/2005 2:16 pm

LOL smilike...well, you know what they say? Seriously. What do they say?

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