No Matter Your Medical Question, Dr. Tall Has The Answer  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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8/4/2005 11:37 am
No Matter Your Medical Question, Dr. Tall Has The Answer

As many of you already know, I am a highly trained professional, 9 years of high schooling alone, and it just makes sense that I share the wealth of knowledge with you. My medical advice can save you untold thousands of dollars. I know this to be true because, medical bills always run more than funeral expenses!

Lets go to the mailbag, shall we?

Painless in Seattle writes:
Dr. Tall you're a lifesaver. I have been having severe pain whenever I swallow beverages. I know, when you drink cold beverages brain freeze is normal. But I get severe pain behind my right eye whenever I drink hot coffee or hot tea. Occasionally the pain will be in the left eye, but mostly in the right. Can you help me?

Dear Painless:
Yes I can help! BEFORE you drink coffee or tea...remove the spoon from the cup.

Bumpin in Bug Tussle writes:
Dr. Tall ya'll is a lifesaver. I like ta have sex 4 or 5 times a day, but ever since last Tueday, I been gittin a red mark all along the under side of my thingy and it hurts right powerful and now I'm a gittin a blister thingy on my thingy. What can I do to git rid o the pain and the blister thingy?

Dear Bumpin:
Stop havin sex for 3 days and the blister thingy will clear up. The cause of the blister thingy is this, Rhonda is OK, but the blowup Lambchop and blowup Ms. Piggy have a valve stem between the legs. Push the valve stem in all the way and then have at it.

Dr. Tall feels your pain and is always here for you.


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Claudette33 106M/106F

8/5/2005 1:53 am

You're hilarious!


ExploreMore4Me 59F

8/5/2005 5:01 am

(in the softest, sexiest southern bell voice) Dear Dr. Tall. I was just wonderin' sugah if ya'll had any advice for a lil ole gal like me? Ya see, I seem to have this here teenie weenie lil problem. I just ain't able to stop laughin'. Now I don't mind the laughin' that ain't bad. But ya see, I'm experiencing a shortage on dry undies! I really could use your advice. Thank you Dr. Tall.

Hugs & Kisses!

EM4M


rm_clinck2 31M
13 posts
8/5/2005 7:13 am

Dear Dr Tall,
Please help me, I can't see. Oh, wait, there, I found my glasses. Anyways: I have a problem with masturbation, not really a problem, I am quite good at it. This may sound weird, but I longer respect my right hand, and I am actually looking into breaking up with my right hand and dating my left hand for a while. What are the health implications about being poly-auto-amorous? Will I go blind in only one eye if I stick it out with righty? Should I wear a rubber glove since I will be having relations with two different partners?


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 11:08 am

Thank you ma'am (tips cowboy hat) LMAO

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 11:20 am

Dear EM4M:

First to address the laughter. I warned you that looking at a photo of me nekkid would cause this. Put the photo away. As for the leakage...go ahead and leak. When it happens, loudly proclaim, "I'm really pissed off!" scratch the ground with your feet doggy style, and leave. No one will say a word.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 11:22 am

Dear Clinck:

ALWAYS wear a rubber glove! Little Clincky has no idea where that hand's been! Ambidextrous romance is widely accepted these days so do not worry. However, I do reccomend you purchase a good squeegee.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 5:52 am

Dear MzHuny

Actually, your panties are not falling off on their own. Several male member on AdultFriendFinder, including myself, use the Force. We will the panties off. There is nothing you can do to stop this.

A word of caution to you...at the convention in Chicago...wear suspenders!

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