New Illness That Can SERIOUSLY Affect Your Health  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
15586 posts
8/26/2005 7:37 am
New Illness That Can SERIOUSLY Affect Your Health

I do NOT want to sound like an alarmist...however. In keeping with my role as Blogville town crier, court jester, and resident ball-less invisible person, I am alerting all of you to a serious health issue with equally serious symptoms and consequences.

Up front, I admit, I am a sufferer of this and so are most of you. I came across this by accident, looked into it, and here are my findings.

Symptoms
You strum your fingers and find yourself acting in an impatient matter. Your heart races periodically and you cannot stop your eyes from darting side to side. You begin swearing and using language not frequently part of your day-to-day speech patterns. You become short tempered and easily irritated. You have an unexplained itch that you cannot scratch. These symptoms only disappear once or twice in a 12 hour period. If these symptoms describe you with uncanny accuracy...read on.

Diagnosis
Yes, you have Bloggers Lag. BL, is the experienced frustration that results from a couple of areas. First, your posts (or the posts of others) never seems to happen. Second, you have these symptoms when you do not see posts you hoped to see. Third, when you do post...nine of them appear. Forth, when you comment it appears or doesn't appear.

BL is a serious condition and, as of this writing, has not been addressed or acknowledged by the Federal Government. That just won't do.

We need to form support groups. We need to come out of the closet and admit to having these symptoms. Only through a head-on campaign and a resolute commitment to receiving help can we be afforded relief. BL can be stopped in your lifetime. Do it for yourself. Do it for the children.


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ExploreMore4Me 59F

8/26/2005 10:45 am

TDA...I'm out of the closet...THANK YOU! I needed to get out of there but had no courage until you showed me the way! I admit, lost posts, duplicate posts, being tossed into cyber space, left out there for hours...drifting alone, cold, lonely while hearing the vacant cries of my blog fans call out! I TOO suffer from BL. Please tell me there's a cure!



Hugs!
EM4M


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/26/2005 10:58 am

Damn it!

I just spent 10 hours researching and writing a dissertation on the causes of and the cure for Bloggers Lag but my comment didn't post.

Damn the cruel irony of it all


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/26/2005 12:46 pm

Better be careful, next thing you know this friendly site will be offering BL insurance for the additional price of $19.99 a month.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 12:49 pm

Huny...you are sworn in. I'm here for all of you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 12:50 pm

EM4M I am working on a cure. In the meantime...Group Hug.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 12:53 pm

Well Luke ... you know the old saying. The early bird sucks and then you die. So true then, so true now!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 1:03 pm

Daphne...I'm thinking no matter the price...we NEED it!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 2:34 pm

Traveling you came to the right place. Tell your friend to stop typing blogs with his penis. This should not only stop the burning but increase the speed of typing and accuracy. Hunt & pecker is NO way to type son.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/26/2005 3:40 pm

Jiggly...this won't involve my head getting stuck will it?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 9:06 am

Traveling...you are saved!

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Claudette33 106M/106F

8/27/2005 1:01 pm

I think I have this! The last few comments I've made have disappeared! mmmmmmmmmmmm mysterious, I thought, but you just tell me it's a medical condition. Can it be cured?

Claudette


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
8/27/2005 1:19 pm

yes!! I have found where it is that you all hide..
A cure in the making whooo hoooo
so glad to not be the only one



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 2:44 pm

Claudette it can be cured. Dr. Tall will take good care of you....

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/27/2005 2:45 pm

Synn...I am working on the cure as we speak. However I keep going back to look at your photo and am somewhat distracted.

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MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
8/28/2005 7:18 am

Doctor Doctor, Gimme the news
I gotta
Bad Case
Of Bloggin' yoooooooooou


The major pharmaceutical companies have created a treatment for BL, but because they are amused by human suffering, pain, and dare I say, angst, the product is being reserved exclusively for high-ranking politicians, select celebrities, and Right-Wing Pygmy Extremists.

It’s getting ugly, here… the condition actually held a small caliber gun to my head, and forced me to write a poem to BL! But I'll show them! I am adapting to only 90 minutes of sleep per night.

btw: Carefully read all labels: In an effort to remain awake, I took Viagra- It kept me up, but did nothing to help avoid the keyboard tattoo on my face when I later came back to what passes for me as my right mind.

And how do I delete the post I submitted that's 395 pages of, "b"'s?

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/28/2005 11:47 pm

Dr. Tall- To think, all this time I was wondering what was ailing me! I've seen several doctors & had numerous tests done, and no one could pinpoint it. They were calling me a Medical Marvel. But, you've helped me to acknowledge my condition. Thanks, Doc! I owe you! How can I ever repay you??

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sweetthang2877 39F
534 posts
8/29/2005 2:33 am

Hello. My name is Sweetthang2877. I am a BL sufferer.....


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 2:13 pm

LMAO Mr. Yep, you're a sufferer.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 2:15 pm

Frisky...I'm sure I will come up with something!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/31/2005 2:16 pm

ST, sit here on Dr. Tall's...no wait a sec...bounce here on Dr. Tall's lap and tell me all about it.

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