Never Use Any Of This Stuff To Get Even With Your Ex!  

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7/19/2005 10:54 am
Never Use Any Of This Stuff To Get Even With Your Ex!

NEVER DO ANY OF THIS STUFF! IT IS NOT GOOD TO TRY AND EVEN A SCORE!

Ever have a problem with an ex? I am really fortunate I guess, I can answer no. Of course, I learned a long time ago...never divorce anyone that fits in the river. Could explain it. Ever feel the need to just even the score a tad?

I am NOT saying that I have actually done any of this stuff, NOR am I advocating that anyone else do this stuff. It is here for amusement purposes only! OK the lawyers are happy.

First off, let's separate the amateur from the pro. If you send pizzas to someone's house you are an amateur. If you take out an ad in the paper and hand out flyers with someone's home phone number stating Grand Opening...FREE PIZZA–FREE BEER This Week Only, you are a pro.

Being a pro is good. At least in this case. Got a printer? Have a layout program? Let the fun begin. Bumper stickers are great fun to read and are often sported with great pride. Ever print one saying...All Cops Suck And Most Take Bribes, and put it on someone's bumper? Talk about an attention getter.

Book labels are good too. My treasured books have a label claiming my ownership. Imagine printing up 200 labels with someone's name stating...If you find this book, there is a $50.00 reward for returning it. My name is_______ and my phone number is _______. Goodwill has oodles of books...all under a buck. Another attention getter.

Signs are good. What if signs Stating "Garage Sale, This Saturday at_________ Street. China, Diamonds, Antiques...NOTHING over $10 FREE BEER. Sale Starts At 6 AM." Post them everywhere...on the opposite side of town. In sleazy bars too.

Placing a shipping label you printed on really disgusting porno magazines and leaving them at the dentist's or doctor's office, the library, church lobby, etc. really draws attention too.

Ever get even with an ex or others?


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Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

7/19/2005 7:29 pm

HAHHA\I was goign to post a simular one to this, listing free pizza new pizza joint haha, the the sick pronos at the docs office.

Type out a sick sex fantasy and place it in an old book given to a charity like salvation army, make it a letter to your target from NAMBLA or some place simular. Or a letter from someone retelling about a threesome with a goat. New owner finds it oh oh.

Having missionaries goto the house is great.

goto borders or another bookstore, and in the magizine rack fill out all those suscription cards in a targets name.

ad seeking roommate 50 bucks a month works great too.

Say the name of your enemy is "John Smith" call their place of work from a disposable cell phone, and say John Smith, then hang up. Do this 20 times a day, they will get sick of his name.

Other bumper stickers that work great. Satan is your master bitch. Fuck the US Armed Forces. I agree with Bin Laden. Hitler 2008.


i6u9we69allnight 39F

7/19/2005 8:36 pm

I really like the garage sale one I might have to try that lol


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

7/19/2005 9:36 pm

You guys are sooo funny!... I almost fell off my chair laughing!
My *evil* mind is starting to wander.... uh, oh! So much revenge, so little time! lol

BTW, I love the bumper stickers!

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BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

7/19/2005 9:39 pm

Heaven help me but I like your way of thinking,, I truly don`t know who makes me laugh more you or my good buddy Keith , muahahahahahahahaha, But for these sales to be a sucess you have to be out of the way some where and have a camcorder, to be able to get it all and relive or and or again, now wouldn`t that be a movie worth watching a time or two

?* Blonde


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/20/2005 5:35 am

PNS...LMAO you're dangerous...I love it!

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7/20/2005 5:37 am

Allnight...you didn't hear it here. You might also be amazed at how useful Super Glue in a car door lock or home deadbolt can be. Didn't hear that one either.

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7/20/2005 5:38 am

Fun&Frisky...some really creative folks in these parts. I love the comments. To me, it's the best part of the blog.

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7/20/2005 5:39 am

Blonde you have an idea...do you know what they call videos like that?

Exhibit A

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7/20/2005 5:40 am

Awww Huny...make it 3 drinks!

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7/28/2005 11:11 am

LMAO TT, remind me to never irk you!

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7/28/2005 11:12 am

OK...what is happening here? This is the second time today that a post has completely vanished right after I reply to it!?! What's happening in here??

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