Name That Penis...SURVEY  

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 8:47 am
Name That Penis...SURVEY


I'm stumped. And, being the semi-cognizant critter I am, I am seeking help from you...the savvy, the experienced, the participants.

I am guilty of this. Why do men feel the need to name their member? I did it and I haven't a clue why. Mind you, this is something that requires significant thought. You are projecting an image here and who's going to be impressed with Tiny, Mini Me, or The Mighty Mite ?

I toyed with the usual names, Rockzilla, Monty Python, Kong, Mr. Whoha, Willie, The Throbbing Python of Love, and Hung...the Wonder Penis. They all seemed just too damned commercial. I needed a perfect fit for this guy. A name that said it all.

What to do? First I thought, what about Dick of Death? Had a real ring to it but wasn't really the image I was after. OK, so how does one attach an effective handle to a one-eyed worm wearing a turtle neck sweater? Think. Thor? Hymen Raider?

Finally it hit me. I probably had better be honest. Although remote, there is a chance a female may meet him someday. I settled on my name. Yep, Little Kenny. And I'll tell you what, when I put on his sun glasses and hat he's kinda cute.

Now I'm trying to teach him how to sneeze. I always wanted to stand on line somewhere and have him sneeze. Just so I could bend slightly & say, "Bless you." Anyways, back to the point.

What are some of the names either you use or have heard? Do women do this too?

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dream_girl1000 50F

6/29/2005 9:53 am

I LOVE READING YOUR BLOGS>...makes me wet.....errr....i mean .....SMILE...heheheh


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/29/2005 10:06 am

hmmm... should I then be envisioning Kenny Loggins or Kenny Rogers when you make that reference???


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/29/2005 10:09 am

Nothing beats a wet smile Dream Girl. Domo Arigato Gozai Mas. (sorry for the lousy spelling)

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pussinboots4u 50M/47F

6/29/2005 10:14 am

LOL - is little kenny detachable?


no_strings_grrl 44F

6/29/2005 11:29 am

You fucking goof ball. I love you.


wetnwildaquarius 43F

6/29/2005 12:03 pm

I find your blog to be quite interesting and very informative. I would like to extend an invitation to my blogs now. Enjoy you wild buck!


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

6/29/2005 12:28 pm

hmmmmmmmmmm lets see maybe "Dessert"


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/29/2005 12:50 pm

stanley the power drill
the energizer bunny

My greasts are named heidi and trudy and yes there is a story behind those names...


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

6/29/2005 1:20 pm

Monty Python ... I'm laughing hysterically here. Is this where you demand a shrubbery (or a BUSH) for passing through?

I've never named my boobs but my dildo is named Freddie and my purple vibrator is named Prince. I'm the only one singing though during intimate moments with them.

"Lil"


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 1:56 pm

LOL Txrose...I say Kenny Loggins...in a fireman's hat

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 1:57 pm

Pussinboots, Lord I hope not. Well, wait a minute...what do you have in mind?

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 1:58 pm

Akadafa, speaking for me...rarely.

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boobalha

6/29/2005 2:00 pm

I always liked the name Elroy myself


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 2:03 pm

Grrl you sweet talker you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 2:06 pm

Wetnwild, will most assuredly stop by. However, you have me worried...you find me interesting...& informative. Take 2 aspirin & call me in the morning.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 2:07 pm

Blonde...you move your chair right up here to the head of the class.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 2:10 pm

Ok Playful, Heidi, & Trudy more info. Please share with your classmates.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 2:15 pm

LMAO Lil, I absolutely love obscure references. Yes, give the shrubbery to the Knights. Not telling you what to do, but un-named boobs are almost like orphans. You may want to address this now before they need medication to cope later.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 2:16 pm

Boobalha...a Jetson's fan eh?

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papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/29/2005 2:19 pm

little kenny lol i hope hes bigger than barbies ken


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/29/2005 2:35 pm

Papy...I am pretty sure my little Kenny is bigger than (Barbie's) Ken's little Kenny. LOL, I lucked out since he's slightly less anatomically correct than me.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/29/2005 5:35 pm

I refer to my breasts as "my girls". When I am taking my bra off for the day I say, "Gotta set these girls free."

I guess I can be rather graphic with the regular names of the penis and vagina.

DustStormDiva


rm_affbreak 46M
287 posts
6/29/2005 5:52 pm

OH MY GOD!!! THE DOG COLLAR KILLED KENNY!

lol


boobalha

6/29/2005 8:16 pm

when i was in high school years ago i got to see kenny loggins in concert and let me tell you he can sing baby he can sing i know thats why you named him kenny isnt it? I want to be first in line to buy tickets to your first show, your too cute baby lola told me licks to you all over, keep ruffin it


ProtonicMan 47M

6/29/2005 10:16 pm

Some may recall the characters on one of the Bob Newhart shows... "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl."

My ex-wife used to talk about my "Larry." No, that's not Darryl, that's Darryl.

TJ


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 5:31 am

Diva...freedom is a wonderful thing. I also advocate routine airing of the girls.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 5:33 am

Boobalha, actually the name came about because my name is Ken. Well, the proper spelling is K3en (the 3 is silent).

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/30/2005 5:35 am

Humbold LMAO...I love that. Would be a great porno title wouldn't it? Clitty Clitty Bang Bang. Would rate right up there with Saving Ryan's Privates!

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 5:36 am

TJ who doesn't love Bob Newhart? Good stuff.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 5:38 am

Huny you're right, catchy indeed. However it doesn't fit. Real men have nightcrawlers...I have a redworm. It sucks being me.

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keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/30/2005 6:02 am

mzhuny had a post on this a few months ago. Not sure the title, but you should go and check it out if you wanna hear how the men named their "kenny's"


PrettyKittyKate 46F

6/30/2005 7:03 am

In honour of Johnny Depp's new move - Willie Wanka

If you like questions with a bit of laugh check out my reply to Cleavis blog - "Ask Me Anything?" I got a little carried away!Okay a lot carried way!

I love your sense of humour - twisted and witty!!!! Very sexy!

Cheers!
Kate


mehappy4u21 53F

6/30/2005 7:49 am

Makes me think of South Park... Little... is that because someone Killed your Kenny??


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 8:50 am

Thanks Keith, will do. Yikes I didn't realize the topic had been covered. Suppose I own Huny royalties.

(Looking big-eyed & pathetic) Sorry Huny.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 8:52 am

Kitty...will check it out. By the way, I think women that think I'm sexy are sexy. ¦:¬)

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 8:53 am

Mehappy...so far (thank you Jebus) no one has killed Little Kenny. However, on several occasions, he has been slapped silly.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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6/30/2005 10:07 am

affbreak...see above LOL

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PrettyKittyKate 46F

7/1/2005 5:59 am

I say in honour of Johnny Depp's new movie - how about "Willy Wanka"
I love yoursense of humour - visit my blog sometime..
Cheers!
Kate


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 6:54 am

Willie it is. However...in my case to make it more accurate, probably should go with Willie Wanker.

Have been to your blog Kate...peed myself and marked it as a fav.

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yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/1/2005 10:09 am

The love of my life created the name for my....well....I think it speaks for itself. My little Cockpit. So crude, yet ever so endearing. I rarely refer to it as such....I try not to refer to it at all, as a matter of fact. My toys are referred to as BOB. (battery operated boyfriends, for those not in the know.)
Love your Blog - you are quite the entertainer!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 12:32 pm

Thank you yago. LOL reminds me of the Pilot Skirt ...fits 2" below the cocpit. Or the Turtle Skirt {/i] ...fits 3" below the snapper. OK, I'll say it for you...men suck.

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rm_talldarkavg1 105M
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7/1/2005 12:34 pm

Thank you yago, and welcome. LOL reminds me of the Pilot Skirt ...fits 2" below the cockpit. Or the Turtle Skirt ...fits 3" below the snapper. OK, I'll say it for you...men suck.

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